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  1. - Top - End - #391
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    Default Re: Rolled a 20 Game

    You are now a Light Side Supremacist.
    I roll to be meta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    You become the best jedi there ever was, even surpassing masters like Yoda.

    I roll to avoid being seduced by the Dark Side of the Force.
    You roll to roll to remember what you were going to roll for. And you roll a 20, allowing you to make the roll to remember, but that outcome is still to be determined.

    I roll to walk the line between the dark and light sides of the force, able to use the force for my own ends without succumbing to greed and lust for power.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
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  3. - Top - End - #393
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    I am confused as to what I am replying to, so here’s both:

    Quote Originally Posted by jqavins View Post
    I roll to walk the line between the dark and light sides of the force, able to use the force for my own ends without succumbing to greed and lust for power.
    You walk the line so finely and expertly that greed and lust for power are so flummoxed that they just call it an aeon, and the world is no longer plagued with these issues.

    Quote Originally Posted by KAmber View Post
    I roll to be meta.
    You become so self-referential that you talk about yourself in the third person constantly.

    I roll to discover the origin of life.
    Last edited by Samba Mentality; 2020-03-08 at 01:03 PM.


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  4. - Top - End - #394
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    You quickly determine that it was introduced in 1961 by the Quaker Oats Company. Your continued research turns up all of their packing facilities and their sources for the full ingredients list, including the, 'natural and artificial flavors.' Of course, if you wish to truly make Life from scratch, the fact remains that you must first invent the universe.

    I roll to do intestinal surgery on myself.
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  5. - Top - End - #395
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    Your intestines are now Greater Bags of Holding.

    No....I think I'll hold on to my own stuff. You don't need to carry it for me.

    I roll to trap Dr. Gunsforhands using this Portable Hole.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Success! Dr.Gunsforhands is now imprisoned in your portable hole, to do with as you see fit.

    I roll to not be afraid of turning forty on Friday.
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberiad_Queen View Post
    Success! Dr.Gunsforhands is now imprisoned in your portable hole, to do with as you see fit.

    I roll to not be afraid of turning forty on Friday.
    Don't think of it as getting older; think of it as becoming vintage. People age like fine wine.

    I roll to GM a game of Exalted.
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    +3 Girlfriend is totally unoptimized. You are better off with a +1 Keen Witty girlfriend and then appling Greater Magic Make-up to increase her enhancement bonus.
    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

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    You successfully run an entire campaign of Exalted. Enemies are forged, friendships are vanquished, and valuable lessons are learned by everyone involved. Plus it was a ton of fun, and they want you to run the next campaign, too.

    I roll to put this toothpaste back into the tube.
    This is a boring signature.
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    You manage somehow to put the toothpaste back and accidentally bless it to always reappear inside the tube.

    I roll to control the gravity of a situation.
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    Every sort of gravity known to man is under your express control.

    I roll to be able to cure anything I'm presented with.
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


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  11. - Top - End - #401
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    You now have the ability to cure diseases, international disputes, souls, meats, and rubbers, as well as name someone parish priest in a French speaking region.

    I roll to read that one article I’ve been meaning to read.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba Mentality View Post
    I roll to read that one article I’ve been meaning to read.
    You're able to understand and infer from the article so well that you gain a massive amount of additional information from reading it. Not just from the article and the topic it's written on, but on the author themselves too, to the point where you could pass as both an expert on the topic and a close friend of the author.

    I roll to role-play rolling a roll on a Rolls-Royce while rolling back the the clock on a Rolex, all while I'm on payroll.
    
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    Default Re: Rolled a 20 Game

    You're officially on a roll!

    I roll to remind everyone (especially Rich Burlew) that there is no such word as "moreso"; that the phrase actually is "more so".
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


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    The word “moreso” is instantly cleansed from every document in the history of the human race (including all of Rich Burlew’s material), as well as some alien races who also happened to use that word, and replaced with the correct “more so”. Rich Burlew is instilled with the knowledge of “more so”, and immediately due to this change his writing quality improves infinitely, transcending mortal restrictions and producing literature worthy of the gods with the phrase “more so” used frequently.

    I roll to get a good result on the “rolled a 1 game”.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba Mentality View Post
    The word “moreso” is instantly cleansed from every document in the history of the human race (including all of Rich Burlew’s material), as well as some alien races who also happened to use that word, and replaced with the correct “more so”. Rich Burlew is instilled with the knowledge of “more so”, and immediately due to this change his writing quality improves infinitely, transcending mortal restrictions and producing literature worthy of the gods with the phrase “more so” used frequently.

    I roll to get a good result on the “rolled a 1 game”.
    You roll a 1 which results in your character rolling a 1 while playing a trpg. His character dies.

    I roll to successfully cast Karsus' Assentiontm

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  16. - Top - End - #406
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    Karsus agrees with you.

    I roll to bake some banana bread!
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  17. - Top - End - #407
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    You bake some banana bread. But this is no ordinary banana bread. You cut a slice and take a bite (maybe with some cream cheese), and immediately you are overcome with emotion. This is, by all means, the greatest banana bread ever baked. Ever. You immediately distribute this bread to all your closest friends and relatives, and joy is brought upon them as they, too, enjoy the pure sensory pleasure that goes along with eating this bread. And, by some freak baking accident (maybe too much salt), the loaf is infinite, effectively solving world hunger.

    I roll to play a tune on my horn.


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    You play that horn so well that you discover your father was actually the arc-angel Gabriel in disguise.

    I roll find other half-angels on Earth.
    -- Joe
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    -- Spider Roninson

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    You find enough of a sample size that you learn to recognize them on sight. I'm not sure what you intend to do with that ability, but at the very least you can always point and say, 'lookit.'

    I roll to determine whether soulmates are a real thing. (Would that be Knowledge(religion) or Knowledge(local)?)
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    (I don't do anything with the half-angel identification ability except enjoy having secret knowledge, and wait just in case there ever comes a day when it actually matters.)

    You determine that a) soulmates do exist and you are able to detect such pairs of people, and that b) people who are in love and otherwise compatible are every bit as happy as those who have those things and are also soulmates, and c) that some people are soulmates and otherwise incompatible and those people are in luck if they never meet. Along the way you develop the skill Knowledge (romance) with a +50 modifier.

    I roll to find the perfect landscape scene to sit and enjoy for the sake of inner peace.
    -- Joe
    “Shared pain is diminished. Shared joy is increased.”
    -- Spider Roninson

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  21. - Top - End - #411
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    Within the first 5 minutes of your search, you accidentally stumble into a pocket dimension that was specifically designed (by long-dead world-shaping mages) to be the perfect landscape scene to sit and enjoy for the sake of inner peace. Nobody appears to know about it except you, and you can sit and enjoy it and reap the benefits of unbelievable inner peace.

    I roll to fall in love.


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  22. - Top - End - #412
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    Are you trying to fall in love with someone in particular, or just wandering around until you happen to find something you're in love with? I guess you don't much care either way, and the point is to let your character decide based on which strategy is more effective? Okay, look, with that roll, you learn to love yourself and are immune to charm spells for a while.

    I roll to knit a face mask!
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
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  23. - Top - End - #413
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    Success! Your face is now a mask! It still looks normal, though.

    I roll to do a somersault.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    You somersault so well that numerous acrobatic troupes are begging you to join them; you have your pick of offers.

    I roll to write an incredible series of books and plays.
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


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    Default Re: Rolled a 20 Game

    After a while, people start saying 'Shakespeare, who's that?' and instead refer to your plays as the height of English literature.

    I roll to create a vaccine for COVID-19.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

  26. - Top - End - #416
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    Success! You make a whole bunch of it, too. Now you just have to decide how to distribute it.

    I roll to drive a shipment across a continent!
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
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  27. - Top - End - #417
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    You’re loading up your truck when the government offers you a whole fleet of semis, trains, and barges with matching amounts of farothel’s vaccine. Your shipment sets a new world record for the fastest time to travel across the Eurasian supercontinent, and vaccines are distributed along the way, effectively eradicating COVID-19 along the way.

    I roll to roll a 20.


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    Default Re: Rolled a 20 Game

    You are now able to always roll a perfect 20. You win at everything!

    I wish for a one hundred percent foolproof cure for acid reflux.
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
    for I would ride with you upon the wind
    and dance upon the mountains like a flame!

    ~*~ William Butler Yeats


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  29. - Top - End - #419
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    You successfully work out which combinations of food and activity are causing the problem and avoid them. I was going to remove your gastric glands, but you cancel the appointment just in time.

    I roll to undraw a bad drawing.
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2020-05-12 at 03:05 PM.
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    Where'd you get that blank paper?

    I roll to go fishing.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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