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    Ogre in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

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    Default Re: Rolled a 20 Game

    You catch the biggest blue-fin tuna ever.

    I roll to tune-up my car.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BarbarianGuy

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    Your car now does 100km per liter of gasoline.

    I roll to scratch my chin.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    You grow a goatee. Or... shave your goatee? Whichever of those you intended to do.

    I roll to alert the populace of impending doom.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Samba Mentality's Avatar

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    You phone most of the world’s major news networks, who broadcast your message to the entire civilized world. Messengers on foot, horse, car, train, and plane travel to the uncivilized corners of the world and prepare the people. Eventually, all able-bodied people are armed and ready to fight off the threat, which they do in a glorious war of which you are the hero.

    I roll to write a caption for the New Yorker Caption Contest.
    Last edited by Samba Mentality; 2020-05-29 at 10:36 AM.


    Quote Originally Posted by tazbot View Post
    I roll to stop Samba Mentality from chattering.

  5. - Top - End - #425
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

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    You easily win the competition and your caption goes viral on social media.

    I roll to stop all viral topics on social media.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    The internet is closed. The memes are dead.

    I roll to reestablish communication with my internet friends.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BarbarianGuy

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    After trying and failing to fix the internet, you bang your head on your desk in frustration, accidentaly activating telepathic powers you didn't know you had. You can now communicate instantly with anyone you want, regardless of distance.

    I roll to do a handstand.

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    You are now quadridextorous; all four of your limbs are effectively interchangeable.

    I roll to win the lottery.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BarbarianGuy

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    You're at the pub and notice an attractive girl constantly looking at you. Eventually she walks over and hands you a slip of paper with a phone number on the back before leaving the pub. You flip the paper over and realize it's a half-scratched lottery ticket. You finish scratching it just as the lottery results are announced in the television. Jackpot.

    I roll to parallel park.

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    ElfWarriorGuy

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    You somehow parallel park all the cars in the world at once.

    I roll to fall and miss the ground.
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    Your incredible powers of levitation become legendary, and you become a world-class magician.

    I roll to be the heroine of an exciting story.
    .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberiad_Queen View Post
    Your incredible powers of levitation become legendary, and you become a world-class magician.

    I roll to be the heroine of an exciting story.
    After slaying a great dragon and saving the world from turning into pure confectionary strata, you retire to a sun-dappled island you pay for with your movie deal.

    I roll to write for the movie.
    It's hard to forgive those who have wronged you but every moment you don't is another they have hurt you.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

    Discord: HalfTangible#7505

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    Kalani the Heartbinder in Pan-aeons [God Game]
    STing Winter is Coming [Exalted 3e]
    Chanson in Empire: Call of the World

  13. - Top - End - #433
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

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    You get an Oscar for screenplay.

    I roll to get the lead role in the movie
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BarbarianGuy

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    You get the role to voice all characters in the computer-animated movie.


    I roll to download a pirated copy of the movie before it comes out.

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    Titan in the Playground
     
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    You manage to get a cut of the theater release version... a full month before it's actually finished?

    I roll to find out how this apparent time paradox came to be.
    It's hard to forgive those who have wronged you but every moment you don't is another they have hurt you.

    Primal ego vos, estis ex nihilo

    Discord: HalfTangible#7505

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    Kalani the Heartbinder in Pan-aeons [God Game]
    STing Winter is Coming [Exalted 3e]
    Chanson in Empire: Call of the World

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    You discover all the secrets of the space-time continuum.

    I roll to discover an entire solar system beyond our galaxy.
    .

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    How on Earth did you get the telescope to zoom in on that specific part of Andromeda so tightly?! Don't get me wrong, I will definitely have further questions, but like, most of them are basically extensions of that first one?

    I roll to take a movie that should have been good, but wasn't, and remake it.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    BarbarianGuy

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    You remake all the Harry Potter movies, without cutting any parts of the plot from the original books and keeping each movie under 2 hours.


    I roll to open a bottle of wine.

  19. - Top - End - #439
    Halfling in the Playground
     
    PirateWench

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    You shoot the bottle your best Smoldering Gaze until it finally pops its cork under the intensity! Also you find yourself accidentally wooing several attractive someone's on the other side of the bottle by proxy. Whoops!

    I roll to get a ride in a limo!
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  20. - Top - End - #440
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barebarian View Post
    You shoot the bottle your best Smoldering Gaze until it finally pops its cork under the intensity! Also you find yourself accidentally wooing several attractive someone's on the other side of the bottle by proxy. Whoops!

    I roll to get a ride in a limo!
    You get the most perfect ride you could possibly imagine.

    I roll to eat a sandwich.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by ziproot View Post
    I roll to eat a sandwich.
    You break a world record for eating it so fast.

    I roll to build a snowman.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    PirateWench

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    You break a world record for eating it so fast.

    I roll to build a snowman.
    You build a snow KING

    I roll stats for a new character
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  23. - Top - End - #443
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

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    You get a 20 in every stat (it is the rolled a 20 game,right ).

    I roll to get my work done quickly.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Planetar

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    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    You get a 20 in every stat (it is the rolled a 20 game,right ).

    I roll to get my work done quickly.
    Your work has become literally automatic, your work and all future work will be done quickly.

    I Roll to miss with my greatsword against the fire dragon.
    Last edited by totadileplayz; 2021-04-21 at 01:17 PM.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    RedKnightGirl

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    Your sword goes wide and gets lodged hilt-deep into The Stone. The manliness with which you pull it back out makes the dragon swoon, and soon after your coronation as King of All Lands the two of you are joined in matrimony and start a long line of half-dragon heroes (and the one obligatory vilain).

    I roll to bake a cake.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    PirateWench

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    You bake such a SPECTACULAR cake that you're hired to bake the cake for the wedding of the King of All Lands and his dragon wife!

    I roll to homebrew a class!
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