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    Orc in the Playground
     
    WhiteWizardGirl

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    Default Odd request for gamers: can anyone finish this kid's joke/riddle?

    Ok, so I know this is weird, but my kid is obsessed with solving this 'riddle' she heard: "What do you call a cow with hiccups?" I have no bloody clue, and I can't google anything either. I know it's a stretch, but with all the traps, riddles, and quests gamers undertake, if there's any group who can crack this, it will be here.

    Thank you for your time.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    TheYell's Avatar

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    Default Re: Odd request for gamers: can anyone finish this kid's joke/riddle?

    A milkshake?
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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Kobold

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    Default Re: Odd request for gamers: can anyone finish this kid's joke/riddle?

    Beef jerky

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Lizardfolk

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    Default Re: Odd request for gamers: can anyone finish this kid's joke/riddle?

    UnBEARable.

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    Nifft's Avatar

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    Default Re: Odd request for gamers: can anyone finish this kid's joke/riddle?

    Quote Originally Posted by Odessa333 View Post
    "What do you call a cow with hiccups?"
    Serious answer: delicious.

    Flippant answer: Knot my problem.

    Knowledge (local) answer: "Why that'd be Bertha."

    Terrible pun answer: a Moo-ver and shaker.


    Hope at least one of those is useful. ;)

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Kobold

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    Default Re: Odd request for gamers: can anyone finish this kid's joke/riddle?

    Q: What do you do if a cow is Friesian?

    A: Make her a Jersey.

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
    MonkGuy

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    Default Re: Odd request for gamers: can anyone finish this kid's joke/riddle?

    no idea...cowcups?

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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: Odd request for gamers: can anyone finish this kid's joke/riddle?

    Quote Originally Posted by Roog View Post
    Beef jerky
    Two thumbs up.
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    Lord Athos's Avatar

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    Default Re: Odd request for gamers: can anyone finish this kid's joke/riddle?

    Milkshake is probably the intended answer.

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    Titan in the Playground
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    Default Re: Odd request for gamers: can anyone finish this kid's joke/riddle?

    Beef jerky.

    It's from a review on this page.

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