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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Default I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    If the title isn't clear, this is a continuation of the "I like my partners like I like my [whatever]" game.

    I'll get it going with the traditional starting point, and the next poster finishes my sentence and introduces their own:

    I like my women like I like my coffee
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Scalding hot and with a rich flavor, of course.

    Also filled with milk.

    I like my partners like I like my cattle prods.
    See that cool Teifling? Thanks, potatopeelerkin! If you want something like it, they have more avatars up for adoption in the thread with the same name...

    Hey, I have an extended signature now!

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    Making no physical contact with me.

    I love my cuddle-chums as I love pigs.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    All lovers are equal, but some lovers are more equal than others.

    I like my partners like I like my mechanical keyboards

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    With obvious buttons to push and good at communication.




    I like my women like I like my roasted marshmallows
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Hot as hecc and [insert sex joke about inserting long thing here]

    I like my women like I like my men...


    GENERATION 18: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. This is a social experiment.

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    SunderedWorldDM's Avatar

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    ...I'm bisexual

    I like my partners like I like my carrion...
    See that cool Teifling? Thanks, potatopeelerkin! If you want something like it, they have more avatars up for adoption in the thread with the same name...

    Hey, I have an extended signature now!

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Picked up on the road and not for the faint of heart.




    I like my women like I like my polearms
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    BlackDragon

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    ... sharp and to the point.


    I like my friends like I like my books ...
    "Ye are who ye are on all o' yer days. All o' em. Includin' that worst an' tha best. Ev'ry single one counts. All tha way ta tha end."

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Open and made of paper.

    I take my comers as I take my languages.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elenna View Post
    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snowblaze View Post
    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Only french.
    I like my partners like I like my sitcoms...

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Putting me in ridiculous situations, but always reaching resolution in half an hour.



    I like my men like I like my office supplies
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Sharp as a tack and unbelievably organized.

    I like my women like I like my 10-ft hockey sticks...


    GENERATION 18: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. This is a social experiment.

    DEGENERATION 94: Copy this into your sig and subtract 1 from the degeneration when you first see it. This is an antisocial experiment.

    Check out my artwork here!

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    Orc in the Playground
     
    Imp

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Dead.

    I like my mates like a bowl of spaghetti
    This is a boring signature.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
    EXPLODED RUNES
    PICTURE OF A CAT
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Able to be slurped up, spooned, and stabbed with a fork equally well.

    I like my partners like I like my role-playing games.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Light on rules, heavy on action.




    I like my women like I like my webcomics
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Something to come back to again and again.

    I like my ladyfolk like I like my tea.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
    Extended Signature.
    I'm not a humanoid. Come not be one too.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    In my mouth.

    I like my SOs as I like my Call of Cthulhu games.
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    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Silent_Interim View Post
    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elenna View Post
    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snowblaze View Post
    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    causing me to lose SAN.

    I like my women like I like my Terry Pratchett books...
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    ...full of wits, subtle and with frequent orangutan action. (I guess that's what the kids are calling it these days.)

    I like my partners like I like my online meetings...
    Last edited by Bloodfeast; 2020-03-26 at 12:24 PM.

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    not having to speak or show my face
    I like my partners like i like my computer keys

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Lots of frequent, fast-paced touching.

    Me gustan mis mujeres como me gustan mis idiomas...


    GENERATION 18: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. This is a social experiment.

    DEGENERATION 94: Copy this into your sig and subtract 1 from the degeneration when you first see it. This is an antisocial experiment.

    Check out my artwork here!

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    En la punta de mi lengua todo las dias





    I prefer my romantic partners to be like my tennis partners
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    Always serving.

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    I like my romantic partners like I like incomplete posts...
    See that cool Teifling? Thanks, potatopeelerkin! If you want something like it, they have more avatars up for adoption in the thread with the same name...

    Hey, I have an extended signature now!

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    Bugbear in the Playground
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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Coming in pairs



    I like my ladies like I like my rabies
    My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).

    Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).



    Nod, get treat.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    At a distance when they're frotting at the mouth.

    I like my partners like I like my quarantine measures.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Drastically safe and very neccesary.
    I like my partners like I like my headlines....

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    Default Re: I like my partners like like my message board games: silly and always coming back

    Big and easy to read.

    I like my bedfellows like I like my beds...
    See that cool Teifling? Thanks, potatopeelerkin! If you want something like it, they have more avatars up for adoption in the thread with the same name...

    Hey, I have an extended signature now!

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

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    Twins.

    I like my partners like I like my internet
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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