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    Handbook of Heroes #550: "Thief + Wizard, Part 2/5"

    If Wizard is ever slain and reincarnated, I suspect she will come back as a drama llama.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Handbook of Heroes #550: "Thief + Wizard, Part 2/5"

    If Wizard is ever slain and reincarnated, I suspect she will come back as a drama llama.
    Shame you already did that comic.

    Also, please dont be mean to Thief and Wizard.
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    Also, please dont be mean to Thief and Wizard.
    I suspect you will appreciate Friday's comic. :)

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    Handbook of Heroes #552: "Thief + Wizard, Part 4/5"

    Wait until they hear that Patches the Unkicked is his +1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    I suspect you will appreciate Friday's comic. :)
    Well, you were right. Happy anniversary!!
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    So cute. You can see Thief's eyes.
    All of them.
    Also, Magus and Inquisitor?
    And Ranger and Fighter.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    Well, you were right. Happy anniversary!!
    Cheers! She got me LED string lights for my reading nook. A happy gamer is me. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    So cute. You can see Thief's eyes.
    All of them.
    Also, Magus and Inquisitor?
    And Ranger and Fighter.
    Magus and Inquisitor are are thing.

    So are Druid and Arcane Archer.

    Technically Paladin and Necromancer as well.

    But Fighter and Ranger? Come on now. That's only a thing on the other Handbook. :D

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    Handbook of Heroes #554: "Edgy"

    If you combine Gunslinger and Warlock, I'm pretty sure you get Vincent from Final Fantasy VII.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Handbook of Heroes #554: "Edgy"

    If you combine Gunslinger and Warlock, I'm pretty sure you get Vincent from Final Fantasy VII.
    From the "things I cannot do while gaming" thread:

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    * My character may not be a happy Edgepeasant thankful that his edgebaron shoulders all the pain of ruling for him so he doesn't have to
    ** The Edge-Earls and Edgedukes do not argue with each other over who is more selfless bearers of pain so that the best one can be Edge-King rather than fight wars
    *** There is no Kingdom of Edge and the Edgelords do not go "no, I rule alone! my suffering will bring happiness to my subjects!"
    I am fairly certain that Warlock is an edgemayor at best. Only 2 belts? Pshaw. And absolutely none of his clothes manace with spikes.
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    Rockphed said it well.
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    When your pants are full of crickets, you don't need mnemonics.
    Dragontar by Serpentine.

    Now offering unsolicited advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockphed View Post
    I am fairly certain that Warlock is an edgemayor at best. Only 2 belts? Pshaw. And absolutely none of his clothes manace with spikes.
    It's not my fault! We peaked way too early on the spiky armor front: https://www.handbookofheroes.com/arc...k-of-heroes-04

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    Handbook of Heroes #556: "Lucky Guess"

    I'm still holding out hope for a Spaceballs sequel.

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    Knowing passwords, it was always between either that or 00000.
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    Handbook of Heroes #558: "Natural Allies"

    If Inquisitor winds up burning Drow Priestess at the stake, does that technically count as hot drow-on-drow action?

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    To be fair, unless that's a distraction to hide some evidence on Inquisitor, that move would be stupid even especially if Inquisitor were a evil drow.

    There's just too many reasons to leave- or deliver -Drow Priestess to the mob and not enough compelling ones to help her.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    There's just too many reasons to leave- or deliver -Drow Priestess to the mob and not enough compelling ones to help her.
    She's already allowed herself to be captured by surface-dwellers and put into their surface. If I'm Lolth, I'm none too impressed so far.

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    Handbook of Heroes #560: "New Recruit"

    You guys know Hatebeak? It's a death metal band with a rooster for a frontman. Don't know what made me remember that....

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    Handbook of Heroes #562: "Twomp"

    Weirdly, you don't take any Stealth penalties for being glowy and bright pink.

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    Handbook of Heroes #564: "Emotional Attachment"

    *sings*
    It was a one hit, one kill, giant purple worm encounter...
    Last edited by DRD1812; 2021-01-26 at 06:03 PM.

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    Handbook of Heroes #566: "Confessional"

    Few realize that the material component of the atonement spell is a confessional booth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Handbook of Heroes #566: "Confessional"

    Few realize that the material component of the atonement spell is a confessional booth.
    And so the Lord DM spoke. “It’s kind of a bummer that it doesn’t work that way,” the God said, “let the Slasher feat also apply to the shortsword.” And it was, and it was good.
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    Few realize that the material component of the atonement spell is a confessional booth worth at least 2500GP.
    fixed it for you
    * my emphasis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vrock Bait View Post
    And so the Lord DM spoke. “It’s kind of a bummer that it doesn’t work that way,” the God said, “let the Slasher feat also apply to the shortsword.” And it was, and it was good.
    What!? You can't just change rules like that on the fly! Jeremy Crawford is liable to drop through your ceiling SWAT team style and civil forfeiture your DM screen!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agi Hammerthief View Post
    fixed it for you
    Truly, his is the path of the righteous: the path of the rules lawyer. :D

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    Handbook of Heroes #568: "Tropic of Evil, Part 1/5: Climate Control"

    There really needs to be a "reroll on the random weather chart" spell.
    Last edited by DRD1812; 2021-02-09 at 09:20 PM.

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    Never taunt Murphy.

    Succubus though...
    Eyes like saucers.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Truly, his is the path of the righteous: the path of the rules lawyer. :D
    For evil Clerics it’s cheaper if there is a cleric of an opposing faith inside the confessional when it’s burned.
    * my emphasis

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    Ah, I never get tired of seeing A-P taking care of Patches the Unkicked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    Succubus though...
    Eyes like saucers.
    Fun fact about illustrators: They mimic they expressions they're drawing as they draw them.

    ENDLESS. FREAKING. ENTERTAINMENT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agi Hammerthief View Post
    For evil Clerics it’s cheaper if there is a cleric of an opposing faith inside the confessional when it’s burned.
    I straight up love spells that give you this kind of leeway with the specifics. What do you do when you cast hallow? What's the point of all that sacred oil with reincarnate? What exactly do your specific magic missiles look like?

    One of my favorite parts of playing a caster.

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