Handbook of Heroes

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #704: "That’s Not How the Force (of Gravity) Works!"

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Wizard told him it would be safe.

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #706: "Where We Gamin'?"

I'm pretty sure Fighter is hovering just off-screen, ready to shout disruptive lines about vans down by rivers.

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #712: "How Much is That Construct in the Window?"

Don't pull on your tiefling's tail. It's bad for their health. Not as bad as lava, but still.

[Kantaki]

Fighter's inside the armor?

[DRD1812]

Fighter's inside the armor?

One can only hope.

Actually, that'd be quite the trap / cursed item. The armor grapples you, makes you wear it, and then marches you into danger.

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #714: "Distributed Healing"

He had to fight a white ninja to get that stick.

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #716: "Business Expenses"

"Uh-huh. And what's with these expensive business lunches?"
"Skitters now requires a diet of only the freshest sashimi."
"We're on a per diem here!"

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #718: "Great and Terrible Weapon"

No group in the world could avoid metagaming if the plot was "giant icosahedron dropping from the heavens."

[Keltest]

I have a very firm rule of "no metal dice on the table" when I host the game. I dont care what character youre using, this table has been in this house for too long for it to go out like that.

[DRD1812]

I have a very firm rule of "no metal dice on the table" when I host the game. I dont care what character youre using, this table has been in this house for too long for it to go out like that.

You seriously don't want to get PETA (People for Ethical Table Ablation) on your case.

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #721: "Theater of the Mind"

Sometimes you've got to give your illustrator an easy week on the job.

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #724: "Self-Discovery"

In which stunning personal revelations are revealed. (And also Necromancer was there.)

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #726: "Epic Motivation"

If anyone has name suggestions for the big blue goddess, I'm all ears. :D

[Gez]

Handbook of Heroes #726: "Epic Motivation"

If anyone has name suggestions for the big blue goddess, I'm all ears. :D

Her deep blue color makes me think of the sea, so some nautical names that I think sound good... Tethys. Iroise. Iona.

[DRD1812]

Her deep blue color makes me think of the sea, so some nautical names that I think sound good... Tethys. Iroise. Iona.

Onto the poll they go! Gonna be real interesting to see what the patrons go for. :D

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #728: "Branding"

Shiver me firbolgs! Is that an artificer pirate!?

[Taevyr]

Handbook of Heroes #728: "Branding"

Shiver me firbolgs! Is that an artificer pirate!?

Captain Artifirbolg, gathering the skulls of anyone who makes that pun within earshot.

And they're big ears, lemme tell you.

[DRD1812]

Captain Artifirbolg, gathering the skulls of anyone who makes that pun within earshot.

And they're big ears, lemme tell you.

Looking forward to putting her in the same combat with Van Helscion.

"That's not a vampire! That's my helms-bot!"

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #730: "Fandom Folly"

So true story... First semester of my PhD we read a book chapter titled "Welcome to Bisexuality, Captain Kirk.”

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #732: "Interpretation"

It's like the Lacoste logo slipped off of Fighter's armor and started attacking him!

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #734: "Big Stick"

Yes. It is indeed powered by a PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #736: "The Spooky Season"

I was later informed that Van Helscion is not hiding behind a curtain. Given the hover text, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #740: "Overkill"

...And in this way the battle was won and the game of Golf invented at the same moment.

[mucat]

I was later informed that Van Helscion is not hiding behind a curtain. Given the hover text, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Word of Laurel, I assume? Does she maintain that Van Helscion is not behind a curtain, or that she is behind the curtain but doing something other than hiding?

[Gez]

Word of Laurel, I assume? Does she maintain that Van Helscion is not behind a curtain, or that she is behind the curtain but doing something other than hiding?

That was obviously meant to be a column, not a curtain; and she is indeed not hiding since she's talking to her dad.

[Metastachydium]

That was obviously meant to be a column, not a curtain; and she is indeed not hiding since she's talking to her dad.

That was obviously meant to be a column; and she is indeed not hiding since she's talking; but that's not her father, just a priest who gets addressed as such on account of, well, being a priest.

[DRD1812]

That was obviously meant to be a column; and she is indeed not hiding since she's talking; but that's not her father, just a priest who gets addressed as such on account of, well, being a priest.

It was a column. Easy mistake to make.

Priest is indeed a priest. He is also named Priest. It's a vicious cycle.

[DRD1812]

Handbook of Heroes #742: "Origin Stories: Succubus"

"Working in the mail room" is synonymous with "banished to the depths of The Pit."

[Agi Hammerthief]

Handbook of Heroes #742: "Origin Stories: Succubus"

"Working in the mail room" is synonymous with "banished to the depths of The Pit."

obviously a succubus would rather work in the male room.

[Lord Torath]

Priest is indeed a priest. He is also named Priest. It's a vicious cycle.

It's a problem that's found its way to the OotSverse, too! See panel 12. Names are powerful things, people! Be mindful of that when bestowing them upon your offspring!