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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    Brutus and Witch are just in an open relationship, obviously.
    Methinks you've been keeping up on your Handbook of Erotic Fantasy lore. It's nice that Ranger and Femme Fighter could lead the way. :P

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    Handbook of Heroes #800: "Heroes Modern"

    Did our comic just break into the 800s, or the 80s? O_O

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    Handbook of Heroes #804: "Tweener"

    I have never hated any villain like I hate that friggin' seagull. ಠ_ಠ

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    Handbook of Heroes #806: "Stupid Beasts and Where to Find Them"

    Are the slunks? Are they skugs? YOU MAKE THE CALL!

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    The only call I'm going to be making is to animal control.
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    The only call I'm going to be making is to animal control.
    Aw, come on! They're great familiars! The give you +3 to Spot and Search checks related to smell.

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    Handbook of Heroes #808: "Oblivious"

    Nothing goes over her head. Her reflexes are too--SQUIRREL!

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    Handbook of Heroes #810: "SciFi Wifi"

    OK smart guy. What would YOU call your vampire-themed wifi network?

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    OK smart guy. What would YOU call your vampire-themed wifi network?
    BloodNet, as a reference.
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    I think he did the only morally acceptable thing by killing everyone.
    Hark! An avatar drawn by Kate Beaton!

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    I like wi-fly personally
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by keltest View Post
    i like wi-fly personally
    Quote Originally Posted by gez View Post
    bloodnet, as a reference.
    where were you guys when i was writing the hover text? Argh!

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    Handbook of Heroes #812: "Smashing Success"

    I cannot stress to you how much Swash & Buckle are voiced by Jessie & James from Pokémon.

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    Handbook of Heroes #814: "Poker Face"

    I meant to say, 'I would like to roll Persuasion.' Yes. Definitely persuasion. >_>
    Last edited by DRD1812; 2023-06-20 at 03:35 PM.

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    Handbook of Heroes #836: "Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself"

    ...A fetchling who's been disgraced.
    Been in hell for a few comics now,
    Took that prick Paladin's place...

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    Wait, there's a mixer going on? Where's Gunslinger? The little guy went catatonic again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metastachydium View Post
    Wait, there's a mixer going on? Where's Gunslinger? The little guy went catatonic again?
    I'm sure you'll be happy to know he's having a party:

    https://www.handbookofheroes.com/arc...omic/solo-play

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    Handbook of Heroes #844: "Memory"

    One almost begins to pity the plight of our poor, legally-distinct Thought Gorgers.

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    more crossover with Dungeons & Doodles I see.
    * my emphasis

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    Things that don't kill me make me strong
    Things that do kill me leave me dead

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    Handbook of Heroes #848: "Obtuse NPCs"

    They wanted to dress Mr. Stabby as Mr. Scrappy, but you should have heard the swear words coming out of his sheath!

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    Handbook of Heroes #850: "Cassandra Mode Activate"

    I regret to inform you that is not a vampire mech.

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    Handbook of Heroes #853: "Let the Right One In"

    In which Magus lets the wrong ones in.

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    Handbook of Heroes #856: "Community Backlash"

    It occurs to me that Sorcerer or Brutus should have been involved if we were going to invoke "flame wars."

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    Handbook of Heroes #860: "The Price of Evil"

    Can horses do a sinister laugh? I feel like Snowflake can anyway.

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    Handbook of Heroes #862: "Cheezburger"

    So like... What would YOU call a social media network for vampires?

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