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    Handbook of Heroes #61: "The Outer Planes, Part 2/?: Limbo"

    Obviously they just carjacked Glenda the Good Witch and need to lie low while the heat dies down.

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    I dunno. This seems relative pleasant for a family reunion.

    And I'm sure whatever nefarious plans the Demon Queen has(n't) for her descendants, they're only bad if you aren't part of the family.

    So Wizard better hope marriage counts in granny's book.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    So Wizard better hope marriage counts in granny's book.
    Clearly, they've both married into dysfunctional families.
    Last edited by DRD1812; 2021-07-20 at 09:23 AM.

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    Handbook of Heroes #616: "The Outer Planes, Part 6/?: Rat Bastards"

    Can you play the Evil alignment in Mouse Guard? I feel like somebody played the the Evil alignment in Mouse Guard.

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    did my latest reply in https://www.handbookofheroes.com/arc...overperforming
    with the link to Guilded Age Comis stuck in approval limbo?
    * my emphasis

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    http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agi Hammerthief View Post
    did my latest reply in https://www.handbookofheroes.com/arc...overperforming
    with the link to Guilded Age Comis stuck in approval limbo?
    You're Agi over on the comic? I don't see anything containing a link. I think the internet may have eaten it.

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    Handbook of Heroes #620: "To Catch a Killer, Part 1: Call to Adventure"

    Shady murders done in the dark? This looks like a job for Horsepower!

    *cut to Lumberjack Explosion tied to a hitching post, defeated by a granny knot*

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    Inquisitor's shirt is just cute.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

    Ronkong Coma "the way of the bookhunter" III Catacombium
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    You're Agi over on the comic? I don't see anything containing a link. I think the internet may have eaten it.
    I thought the avatar would give me away but apparently that’s broken.

    since it’s not posting there here’s a link to the comic I was referring to
    https://guildedage.net/comic/chapter-4-cover/
    Last edited by Agi Hammerthief; 2021-08-10 at 03:04 PM.
    * my emphasis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    Inquisitor's shirt is just cute.
    I can only assume that Undercommon has weird grammar.

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    Handbook of Heroes #622: "To Catch a Killer, Part 3: Stay of Execution"

    Werewolf half resistant to sunlight.

    Vampire half too charming to lynch.

    UNSTOPPABLE TOTAL PACKAGE!

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    Handbook of Heroes #622: "To Catch a Killer, Part 5: Job Offer"

    Is this the first time BBEG has actually done something villainous?

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    Didnt he murder a bunch of minions or something once?
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    Didnt he murder a bunch of minions or something once?
    Sure, but killing the big bad's minions is hardly villainous.
    The heroes do it all the time.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    Didnt he murder a bunch of minions or something once?
    That wasn't him. That being said, he did murder our brave heroes once (although that's not terribly alignment-indicative either).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metastachydium View Post
    That wasn't him. That being said, he did murder our brave heroes once (although that's not terribly alignment-indicative either).
    If murdering Fighter makes you evil, I think my alignment may have slipped a bit.

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    Handbook of Heroes #626: "The Big Guns"

    That's not a tree. It's a tree-sized shillelagh.

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    Handbook of Heroes #628: "Unexpected Intelligence"

    How many sugar cubes does it take to buy a unicorn's silence?

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    Handbook of Heroes #630: "Eldritch Blast"

    I wonder if Eldritch Blast could help you scribe scrolls somehow? Hmmm....

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    Handbook of Heroes #632: "Enter the Slayer"

    I would accept either A) this buddy cop movie or; B) Pugilist in a poofy dress.

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    I have a very important question. How does one pronounce the condensed form of Pugilist's name? Is it like the dog breed, or the first syllable of her full name?
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    I have a very important question. How does one pronounce the condensed form of Pugilist's name? Is it like the dog breed, or the first syllable of her full name?
    It's always been "Pug like the dog" to me. Somehow, the name "Puge" just doesn't hit the cuteness quotient for me.

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    Handbook of Heroes #634: "Skeleton Ambush"

    Foolish Antipaladin! How can you hope to overcome Skelebro with a non-bashing weapon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Handbook of Heroes #634: "Skeleton Ambush"

    Foolish Antipaladin! How can you hope to overcome Skelebro with a non-bashing weapon?
    A sword totally is a bashing weapon though.
    That's what the hilt is there for.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    A sword totally is a bashing weapon though.
    That's what the hilt is there for.
    Or the flat side of the blade, since it's not a foil.
    Quote Originally Posted by Midnight Roamer View Post
    I think he did the only morally acceptable thing by killing everyone.
    Hark! An avatar drawn by Kate Beaton!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    A sword totally is a bashing weapon though.
    That's what the hilt is there for.
    Nuh-uh! That's historically inaccurate! I challenge you to come up with a single instance of--

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mordhau_(weaponry)

    ...OK shut up.

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    Handbook of Heroes #636: "Smashing Success"

    She clearly chose "destroy target artifact" over "create a Treasure token."

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    Handbook of Heroes #638: "Unhallowed Rites, Part 1: Invisible Friend"

    See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
    Who can that attractive girl be?
    Such a pretty face
    Such a pretty dress
    Such a pretty smile
    Such a pretty fiend!

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    Oh I'm sure the Demon Queen has only the best in mind for her (greatest) grandchildren.
    Which is still quite unpleasant by everyone else's standards, cause... well, Demon Queen.

    Looking at the linked comics, I'm guessing Rogue as a human tiefling (virgin*) sacrifice and Sorcerer either doing the sacrificing or another sacrifice.

    Or Sorcerer has some big speech (vile magic ritual) or important ceremony (demon summoning) coming up and she's genuinely trying to encourage (mindcontrol) him with a little pep talk (domination spell). Like every great grandma (ambitious arch-demoness).

    *Has Demon Queen kept up with her granddaughter's relationship status?
    She really should if she wants to keep up the connection/ use her in a ritual to unleash her fiendish legions upon the world.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    Looking at the linked comics, I'm guessing Rogue as a human tiefling (virgin*) sacrifice and Sorcerer either doing the sacrificing or another sacrifice.
    So much plot is afoot!

    It seems that last year on Devil's Night, a single pupper was not sufficient to breach the planar barriers.

    https://www.handbookofheroes.com/arc...c/devils-night

    Makes one wonder what other nefarious rites are set to open the way to...

    https://www.handbookofheroes.com/arc...onomical-event

    ...Armageddon.

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