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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    And she's trying so hard, dammit!
    yeah, she’s definitely trying

    but one of the definitions further down the dictionary
    * my emphasis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agi Hammerthief View Post
    yeah, she’s definitely trying

    but one of the definitions further down the dictionary
    I feel like Paladin doesn't get enough sympathy. Dude's a jerk, but he has to put up with A LOT of guff.

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    Handbook of Heroes #594: "Wrastlin'"

    Corkscrew kobold bomb, diving double overhead kobold chop, sitout full nelson atomic kobold drop... There's no move you can't kobold!

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    Wait, I thought warlock's patron was rogues demon ancestress.
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    Rockphed said it well.
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    When your pants are full of crickets, you don't need mnemonics.
    Dragontar by Serpentine.

    Now offering unsolicited advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockphed View Post
    Wait, I thought warlock's patron was rogues demon ancestress.
    Antipaladin's, not Warlock's. I think.
    Also Sorcerer's greatest grandma if I recall correctly.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Yup: really looking forward to someone pulling on that plot thread.

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    @DRD1812

    did you remove my post with two links to youtube videos about air rifles?
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    * my emphasis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agi Hammerthief View Post
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    did you remove my post with two links to youtube videos about air rifles?
    Naw. It's there on the "Surf & Turf" comic. I think that I have to manually approve links though. Sometimes. Randomly.

    (I'm honestly not sure why the comments system insists on manual approval sometimes.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taevyr View Post
    Yup: really looking forward to someone pulling on that plot thread.
    Just so you know, every time someone speculates on a plot thread, it goes into my "scripts that I should probably write soon" file.

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    Handbook of Heroes #596: "Off the Rack"

    As a bare knuckle brawler, Pug doesn't really NEED a big honkin' greataxe. But I think I speak for all fantasy nerds when I say that I empathize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Naw. It's there on the "Surf & Turf" comic. I think that I have to manually approve links though. Sometimes. Randomly.

    (I'm honestly not sure why the comments system insists on manual approval sometimes.)
    maybe it took a while to notice it’s „gun“ content and pulled it for approval.
    * my emphasis

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Handbook of Heroes #596: "Off the Rack"

    As a bare knuckle brawler, Pug doesn't really NEED a big honkin' greataxe. But I think I speak for all fantasy nerds when I say that I empathize.
    empasize? yeah sure.
    * my emphasis

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    Handbook of Heroes #598: "Save or Die"

    Unlike Paladin, Witch will not be contributing to the swear jar. That's how you know she's Evil.
    Last edited by DRD1812; 2021-05-25 at 11:57 AM.

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    I always figured the swear jar would be a law/chaos thing. After all, Lawful Evil is refined and dignified too. Sometimes.
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    I always figured the swear jar would be a law/chaos thing. After all, Lawful Evil is refined and dignified too. Sometimes.
    Are saying that chaotic good characters are allowed to cuss? Find me one instance of Robin Hood swearing. I dare ya! I double dog dare ya! :P

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    Handbook of Heroes #600: "Too Much Confusion"

    ...I can't get no relief

    Demi-human, drink my wine
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    None will level up on time
    Nobody on our Discord
    Hey, hey

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    Handbook of Heroes #602: "Reload"

    ho shoots a cultist in the butt? Honestly!

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    Handbook of Heroes #604: "Loose Lips"

    I don't know about you guys, but vampire pool party is the theme of *my* next adventure.

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    Coincidentally, vampires is also the theme of my next game that im running. Vampires and faeries. And Pittsburgher orcs, because why not?

    I swear this is intended to be a fairly serious setting.
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    Coincidentally, vampires is also the theme of my next game that im running. Vampires and faeries. And Pittsburgher orcs, because why not?
    What... What exactly is a Pittsburgher orc?

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    Handbook of Heroes #606: "The Fog"

    In which Cavalier fails her Spot check.

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    What... What exactly is a Pittsburgher orc?
    An orc who speaks in a Pittsburgh accent, voted the most annoying accent in America.

    It helps lighten up the tone of the campaign a bit when some enemies are things like the Wild Hunt or a would-be lich who got it wrong and accidentally became blood instead of a skeketon.
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    a would-be lich who got it wrong and accidentally became blood instead of a skeketon.
    And how's that mix with vampires?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Metastachydium View Post
    And how's that mix with vampires?
    A meal that won't stay down?

    Puddle the Lich really hates vampires because they keep looking at them like they're a juice box?
    Just without the box.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Metastachydium View Post
    And how's that mix with vampires?
    Well the orcs are vikings you see, and the vampires want to conquer them, because theyve discovered gunpowder. But the orcs live on islands well away from the main ports of the vampire's empire, and also they have cannons and gunpowder, so while the vampires might be able to come in and just blow up all the islands, that doesnt really get them anything except the satisfactiln.

    Basically, i wanted the orcs to be there as an "outsider" faction, and also still have them be recognizably orcs, without having them be the stereotypical "dumb as a rock" orc.
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    [QUOTE=Keltest;25096025]Well the orcs are vikings you see /QUOTE]

    Then why don't they have a Minnesotan accent? :P

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    Handbook of Heroes #608: "Unexpected Improvisation"

    Does "your own femur" deal bludgeoning or piercing damage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
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    Well the orcs are vikings you see
    Then why don't they have a Minnesotan accent? :P
    Because im from Pennsylvania, as is most of my group. And we love to make fun of Pittsburgh.
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Handbook of Heroes #608: "Unexpected Improvisation"

    Does "your own femur" deal bludgeoning or piercing damage?
    As a club or as a spear?
    "If it lives it can be killed.
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    Handbook of Heroes #610: "Flanking"

    Look out, Thief! That Black Queen is winding up for a power attack!

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