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    Quote Originally Posted by Taevyr View Post
    Ah, I never get tired of seeing A-P taking care of Patches the Unkicked.
    I really need to bring back Patches the Unkicked the Evil Telephone. It's been a while since we've heard from Demon Queen.

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    Handbook of Heroes #568: "Tropic of Evil, Part 3/5: Type Cast"

    True facts: All D&D islands are Skull Island.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Handbook of Heroes #568: "Tropic of Evil, Part 3/5: Type Cast"

    True facts: All D&D islands are Skull Island.
    16lvl party after finishing an AP: „let‘s go on an ‚island hopping‘ style vacation“
    * my emphasis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agi Hammerthief View Post
    16lvl party after finishing an AP: „let‘s go on an ‚island hopping‘ style vacation“
    Heh. I did a "spa vacation" module once upon a time. There was a hot springs elemental that grew out of a love spring's steam. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Handbook of Heroes #570: "Tropic of Evil, Part 5/5: Volcano God"

    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
    A tale of a grand escape
    That started from this tropic isle
    Aboard a giant ape.
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    Handbook of Heroes #573: "Cute"

    As a matter of interest for all you fantasy ecologists out there, the pseudodragons of Handbook-World share a common ancestor with armadillos.

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    I'm pretty sure they want to eat her.
    They are dragons.
    Magus is crunchy and goes well with ketchup.
    1+2=3.
    QED.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    Magus is crunchy and goes well with ketchup.
    *Cat-sup. FTFY. :D

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    Handbook of Heroes #576: "Quest Support"

    Oh no! If only they'd listened to Quest Giver! Or that crazy peddler outside the dungeon. Or interrogated that kobold. Or made an Intelligence check....

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    Handbook of Heroes #578: "Medieval Stasis"

    In which Wizard issues the first (and last) speeding ticket in the history of Handbook-World.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Handbook of Heroes #578: "Medieval Stasis"

    In which Wizard issues the first (and last) speeding ticket in the history of Handbook-World.
    speeding ticket?
    did Alchemist assemble that contraption too quickly?
    * my emphasis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agi Hammerthief View Post
    speeding ticket?
    did Alchemist assemble that contraption too quickly?
    Yes. He was several millennia too fast, as far as Wizard is concerned.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    Yes. He was several millennia too fast, as far as Wizard is concerned.
    Ba dum. And also tish.

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    Handbook of Heroes #580: "Activate Judgment of Judging"

    Good thing Quiz is neutral. Otherwise she'd have to put a few cp in the swear jar.

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    Handbook of Heroes #582: "Monster Creation"

    It's nice to have a prompt delivery service. But like... How would even tell if the parts were damaged?

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    And that's why you don't buy your monster kits from IKEA.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    And that's why you don't buy your monster kits from IKEA.
    hey, three livers = bonus on fortitude saves vs. poison , right?
    unless the monster was going to be immune already.
    * my emphasis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agi Hammerthief View Post
    hey, three livers = bonus on fortitude saves vs. poison , right?
    unless the monster was going to be immune already.
    I mean, she's a necromancer, no?
    So the monster'd probably be some form of undead.
    Poisoning the differently living is generally somewhat tricky in my experience.

    Also, it doesn't matter how immune super minion #900 is to anything if you can't assemble it because there are missing parts in the box.
    "If it lives it can be killed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agi Hammerthief View Post
    hey, three livers = bonus on fortitude saves vs. poison , right?
    unless the monster was going to be immune already.
    I feel like we've stumbled upon a sweet alternate necromancy system, now with extra crunch! (And also extra livers.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    And that's why you don't buy your monster kits from IKEA.
    I'm pretty sure this one comes from the *DIE-kea.

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    Handbook of Heroes #584: "Team Spirit"

    NOBODY expects a halfling in body paint! His chief weapon is desperation...desperation and loyalty...loyalty and desperation.... His two weapons are loyalty and desperation...and pathetic puppy dog eyes.... His *three* weapons are loyalty, desperation, and pathetic puppy dog eyes...and an almost fanatical desire to game.... His *four*...no... *Amongst* his weapons.... Amongst his weaponry...are such elements as desperation, loyalty.... I'll come in again.

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    Handbook of Heroes #586: "Frustration"

    If you put on your 3D glasses, the Misplacer Beast will spend its reaction to make fun of your silly appearance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    If you put on your 3D glasses, the Misplacer Beast will spend its reaction to make fun of your silly appearance.
    where do I even get 3D glasses of the silly kind?
    * my emphasis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agi Hammerthief View Post
    where do I even get 3D glasses of the silly kind?
    Where do you get non-silly 3D-glasses? The best are the modern left/right helical polarization lenses, and even they look like really, really cheap sunglasses. The older red/blue ones are incredibly silly looking.
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    Rockphed said it well.
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    When your pants are full of crickets, you don't need mnemonics.
    Dragontar by Serpentine.

    Now offering unsolicited advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agi Hammerthief View Post
    where do I even get 3D glasses of the silly kind?
    I can't be certain, but I'm guessing Hammerthief space.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockphed View Post
    Where do you get non-silly 3D-glasses? The best are the modern left/right helical polarization lenses, and even they look like really, really cheap sunglasses. The older red/blue ones are incredibly silly looking.
    I see that your a misplacer beast. Fair enough. :P

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    Handbook of Heroes #588: "Specific Weapon"

    In the grim darkness of the cyberpunk future, there are only Karens.

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    Handbook of Heroes #592: "Same Page"

    I guess Paladin had one of those tragic orphan backstories.

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    Classic misunderstanding that.
    And somehow defenses like "unclear wording" or "poor phrasing" never fly.
    No, it's always the necromancer's fault...
    "If it lives it can be killed.
    If it is dead it can be eaten."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    No, it's always the necromancer's fault...
    And she's trying so hard, dammit!

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