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    Handbook of Heroes #640: "Unhallowed Rites, Part 3: Martial Responsibilities"

    I'll be honest: I would NOT have thought the evil ritual would require white robes.
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    It depends.
    If you aren't going to reuse them put the people involved in white robes.
    Dye is expensive and stains are a bigger challenge than whatever horrible summoned monster you will inevitably loose control over.
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    The white robes are for the post-apocalyptic slumber party.
    Obviously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    It depends.
    If you aren't going to reuse them put the people involved in white robes.
    But what if it's after fantasy labor day? Only the evilest of cults would commit such a travesty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cazero View Post
    The white robes are for the post-apocalyptic slumber party.
    Obviously.
    OK. When we do a slumber party comic in another couple of weeks, I'm gonna want you to remember this moment.

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    Handbook of Heroes #642: "Unhallowed Rites, Part 5: For Love of Evil"

    Who knows what color Paladin's armor will be tomorrow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Handbook of Heroes #642: "Unhallowed Rites, Part 5: For Love of Evil"

    Who knows what color Paladin's armor will be tomorrow?
    Your link is busted. I think it's the backslash at the very beginning of the web address that's causing the problem.

    Necromancer appears to be no longer wearing her white dress. Speculation as to what happened?

    Edit: Or she's just ducking her head out around a dark grey wall, and I failed my initial spot check. Had to take 20.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Torath View Post
    Your link is busted. I think it's the backslash at the very beginning of the web address that's causing the problem.

    Necromancer appears to be no longer wearing her white dress. Speculation as to what happened?

    Edit: Or she's just ducking her head out around a dark grey wall, and I failed my initial spot check. Had to take 20.
    Ah beans. :/

    Link is fixed now.

    Will be interesting to see whether Necromancer is willing to change at all for Paladin. I just don't see how she could ever part with her zombabies.

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    Handbook of Heroes #644: "Unhallowed Rites, Part 7: Resigned"

    When the group thinks it would be "friggin hilarious" to sacrifice your animal companion, maybe it's time to pick up your dice and go home.

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    Poor Antipaladin gets no respect. Has even even gotten to fight a bloody conquest through scores of his foes in the name of glory and power?
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    Poor Antipaladin gets no respect. Has even even gotten to fight a bloody conquest through scores of his foes in the name of glory and power?
    Is that what Antipaladins do? Asking for a friend. He's thinking about opening a dog walking service. Ya know... An evil dog walking service.

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    Handbook of Heroes #646: "Practice"

    I like big bucks and I cannot lie
    You other rangers can't deny
    That when a stag walks up with a ten point rack
    And it's your turn to attack
    Your bow gets strung!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRD1812 View Post
    Is that what Antipaladins do? Asking for a friend. He's thinking about opening a dog walking service. Ya know... An evil dog walking service.
    Hellhounds need exercise too man.
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keltest View Post
    Hellhounds need exercise too man.
    No no no. That's a common mistake. They need to be exorcised.

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    Handbook of Heroes #648: "Intel"

    You should absolutely talk to Doublepatch Hookhanderson. He has a hundred amazing stories, including how he got that distinctive rose tattoo on his chest.

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    The blind dude recogniced that map (fragment) at a glance.
    Might be worth the time listening to him.
    Also might be worth the time having his eyes checked...

    I mean, since they're hanging out in a bar they clearly don't have anything to do.
    And knowing what exactly they got there could make aquiring a new ship easier.
    Meaning motivate them to finally steal one.
    You are pirates. Act the part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    You are pirates. Act the part.
    They are undoubtedly the worst pirates I've ever etc. etc.

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    Handbook of Heroes #652: "Homeowners Association of Leng"

    Lawn ornaments and eldritch abominations? Where's Old Man Henderson when you need him?

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    Handbook of Heroes #656: "Uncommon Components"

    All dracoliches love belly rubs. Be gentle though. Their bones can be very brittle.

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    Handbook of Heroes #658: "My One Weakness!"

    Alternative theory: He's been getting "talking to girls lessons" from Summoner.

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    Handbook of Heroes #660: "Flim-Flam"

    Now if you'll excuse me, we need to get back to town and fung ourselves some luxury goods.

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    I'm pretty sure the NFT scam would not work on a myconid. They're fun guys, but they're very serious about fungibility.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gez View Post
    I'm pretty sure the NFT scam would not work on a myconid. They're fun guys, but they're very serious about fungibility.
    Most of their best fung-abilities have to do with magical spores.

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    Handbook of Heroes #662: "God Shopping"

    A new year, a new crossover arc! Guest starring in today's comic is Angie the Paladin from "Dungeons & Doodles: Tales from the Tables."

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    The blue-ish angel one looks kinda amusued by the declaration, like she expected something like this.
    Oh well, two out of three gods wanting to get back at you for quasi imagined slights is good enough isn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kantaki View Post
    The blue-ish angel one looks kinda amusued by the declaration, like she expected something like this.
    I really ought to figure out a name for her and a place in the cosmology. But then I'd have to update the Cast Page, so that ain't happening anytime soon.

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    Handbook of Heroes #664: "Fate of the Fallen"

    One last good deed before our visiting heroine departs Handbook-World forever. I'm sure it's much appreciated. :3

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    Handbook of Heroes #666: "Trojan Catgirl"

    Well that's nice. Handbook of Heroes #666 looks to be surprisingly whole...some... O_O

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    I for one see nothing wrong with the cat being evil.
    “Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit, I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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    I mean, and I ask this as someone who likes cats, is there really a significant difference?
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