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    Quote Originally Posted by danielxcutter View Post
    ...And today I learned that they did a 3D animation for that one. I think the lyrics are a bit different though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    *I cannot base my characters on Starbomb songs.
    What have you done?! I must now play a stupid Paladin with a whip and no wisdom nor intelligence.

    ** I cannot sigh at the DM in return when he refers to my paladin's heritage as "from that ingrate family".
    *** Doubly cannot link his poor mental stats to "keeping the bloodline clean" and the family tree basically a line.
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    *** Doubly cannot link his poor mental stats to "keeping the bloodline clean" and the family tree basically a line.
    **** Even if I only have 2 unique ancestors in each of the last 5 generations, I cannot challenge Pelor for his portfolio.
    ***** No, incest and murder do not solve all problems.
    ****** A massive pile of gold can solve lots of things, that is why we are being offered one to solve the problem.
    ******* If my in-laws, brides, and children start mysteriously dying so I inherit lands and titles, rulers will be less likely to allow me to marry their offspring.
    ******** The magic axe does not have a distinct purple sheen.
    ********* Declaring a holy war against the followers of Pelor is not a good way to get the followers of Pelor to put together massive piles of wealth to support your war effort.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockphed View Post
    **** Even if I only have 2 unique ancestors in each of the last 5 generations, I cannot challenge Pelor for his portfolio.
    ***** No, incest and murder do not solve all problems.
    ****** A massive pile of gold can solve lots of things, that is why we are being offered one to solve the problem.
    ******* If my in-laws, brides, and children start mysteriously dying so I inherit lands and titles, rulers will be less likely to allow me to marry their offspring.
    ******** The magic axe does not have a distinct purple sheen.
    ********* Declaring a holy war against the followers of Pelor is not a good way to get the followers of Pelor to put together massive piles of wealth to support your war effort.
    ...Purple sheen?
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    Quote Originally Posted by danielxcutter View Post
    ...Purple sheen?
    Yep, "purple sheen". That was a list of CK2-memes that popped into my head when I read about linear family trees. The other option was referencing Edgar Allen Poe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockphed View Post
    **** Even if I only have 2 unique ancestors in each of the last 5 generations, I cannot challenge Pelor for his portfolio.
    ***** No, incest and murder do not solve all problems.
    ****** A massive pile of gold can solve lots of things, that is why we are being offered one to solve the problem.
    ******* If my in-laws, brides, and children start mysteriously dying so I inherit lands and titles, rulers will be less likely to allow me to marry their offspring.
    ******** The magic axe does not have a distinct purple sheen.
    ********* Declaring a holy war against the followers of Pelor is not a good way to get the followers of Pelor to put together massive piles of wealth to support your war effort.
    ****** I can not insist the reason why incest and murder does not solves all the problems is that the true solution for all the problems is violence.
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    * I am not allowed to illustrate the terrible danger a PC is in by picking up the cat, putting it's rear within 2 inches of the mini, and saying "Fart, kitty, fart."

    ** I am not allowed to make it work better next week because I know what brand of gooshey food gives the cat gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Telok View Post
    * I am not allowed to illustrate the terrible danger a PC is in by picking up the cat, putting it's rear within 2 inches of the mini, and saying "Fart, kitty, fart."

    ** I am not allowed to make it work better next week because I know what brand of gooshey food gives the cat gas.
    Oh my god. Is this hypothetical or not?
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    When doing battle with beings from Lawful Neutral planes, when being forced to retreat we are not to sing "I fought the law and the law won."
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    Quote Originally Posted by danielxcutter View Post
    Oh my god. Is this hypothetical or not?
    Well the offer to take the character sheet of Mr. I'm-so-lol-random-I-cast-fireball-when-I'm-bored and give the sheet, some crayons, and a pudding cup to a 2 year old was at least sort of hypothetical.

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    * My ukulele has no place at the gaming table.
    ** Even if my character has ranks in Perform.
    *** Especially if my character has ranks in Perform.
    **** This applies doubly if it's a terrible-quality ukulele, I've only been playing it for two weeks, and I can't stop fidgeting with it.
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    I am not to voice random NPCs in my best Salad Fingers impersonation solely for the sake of seeing who gets uncomfortable.
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    *Yes, Zariel is canon.
    **No, this does not mean that for factual accuracy you must amend the saying to "Hell hath exactly one fury that is something akin to a woman scorned."
    ***No, error bars will not help you.
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    I am not to voice random NPCs in my best Salad Fingers impersonation solely for the sake of seeing who gets uncomfortable.
    I may not slowly introduce Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart-Baxter, and Jeremy Fisher as random townsfolk, slowly drifting away from the actual story focussing on random details like a rusty nail standing off of the town sign.
    I doubly may not hint at all of Saladfinger's friends being part of some Old God cult.
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    * In addition to DwarfFortress I am no longer allowed to base characters off of anything resembling Progress Quest, Kingdom of Loathing, or any of those "weird foreign art films" that I like.

    ** I am no longer allowed to play any sort of scientist/engineet unless the setting is supposed to be demolished, nuked, wrecked, inverted, unraveled, or otherwise done in, within the first 10 game sessions.

    *** Not allowed to do anything that requires calculating lunar eclipse shadows and attack rolls against everything on a planet's hemisphere that is detectible from orbit.

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    *I may not claim to have the sharpest eyes in all the land with a -5 to my perception related skills.
    **Even if I have exclusively rolled maximum successes for them in the last 3 session
    ***Especially if my prowess is due to dumb luck rather than any real ability.
    ****I may, however, lay claim to a near-magical aptitude for dumb luck and artificial contrivance
    *****This does not make my PC the main character and the other PCs the supporting cast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellpyre View Post
    *I may not claim to have the sharpest eyes in all the land with a -5 to my perception related skills.
    *A character who has no eyes can't claim to have the sharpest eyes in the land by having a pair of custom made +5 feycraft pureore orethblood/pureore Mythril keen vorpal daggers of greater wounding designed specifically to slide in snuggly to their empty eyesockets and be held in place with straps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rater202 View Post
    *A character who has no eyes can't claim to have the sharpest eyes in the land by having a pair of custom made +5 feycraft pureore orethblood/pureore Mythril keen vorpal daggers of greater wounding designed specifically to slide in snuggly to their empty eyesockets and be held in place with straps.
    **Not even if he names them The Left and Right Eye of *Name*
    ***Suggesting they are artifacts that only work if you stick them in your eyesockets is right out.
    ****Vecna just filed a cease-and-desist.
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    *May not create a huge clan of near-identical characters so as to have backups when one dies.
    **They may not be the Clan Redshirt.
    ***The pool of Redshirts may not all have the same first name “Glenn.”
    ****To distinguish among the numerous Glenns, they may not all have middle names like Livet, Fiddich, Morangie, etc., etc.
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    * I may no longer take the DM at their word if they say things like "fluff is mutable" or "you can change anything as long as it doesn't affect mechanics". They really mean I can just change some colors and add/subtract facial hair.
    ** I may not refluff a 7' 6" tall goliath into a 2' spider-baby with 4' long limbs.
    *** I may not swap the druid fluff with the warlock fluff.
    **** I may not re-fluff wildshape as spontaneous spider-baby mutations.
    ***** The druid metal armor thing is not fluff even if it is in the fluff description and has no mechanical effects.
    ****** "Druids" using shields cold hammered out of naturally occurring copper nuggets is not allowed.
    ******* Murdering a tribe of tortles to make shell plate armor is kosher.
    ******** The "druid" may wear thirty pounds of clothing woven from copper wire extracted from malachite via sulfuric acid as long as it doesn't provide AC bonuses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Telok View Post
    * I may no longer take the DM at their word if they say things like "fluff is mutable" or "you can change anything as long as it doesn't affect mechanics". They really mean I can just change some colors and add/subtract facial hair.
    ** I may not refluff a 7' 6" tall goliath into a 2' spider-baby with 4' long limbs.
    *** I may not swap the druid fluff with the warlock fluff.
    **** I may not re-fluff wildshape as spontaneous spider-baby mutations.
    ***** The druid metal armor thing is not fluff even if it is in the fluff description and has no mechanical effects.
    ****** "Druids" using shields cold hammered out of naturally occurring copper nuggets is not allowed.
    ******* Murdering a tribe of tortles to make shell plate armor is kosher.
    ******** The "druid" may wear thirty pounds of clothing woven from copper wire extracted from malachite via sulfuric acid as long as it doesn't provide AC bonuses.
    In 3.5e at least there are specific examples of metal armors being able to be used by druids but I’m guessing there’s no such thing in 5e?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellpyre View Post
    *I may not claim to have the sharpest eyes in all the land with a -5 to my perception related skills.
    **Even if I have exclusively rolled maximum successes for them in the last 3 session
    ***Especially if my prowess is due to dumb luck rather than any real ability.
    ****I may, however, lay claim to a near-magical aptitude for dumb luck and artificial contrivance
    *****This does not make my PC the main character and the other PCs the supporting cast.
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    *A character who has no eyes can't claim to have the sharpest eyes in the land by having a pair of custom made +5 feycraft pureore orethblood/pureore Mythril keen vorpal daggers of greater wounding designed specifically to slide in snuggly to their empty eyesockets and be held in place with straps.
    **Not even if he names them The Left and Right Eye of *Name*
    Quote Originally Posted by danielxcutter View Post
    ***Suggesting they are artifacts that only work if you stick them in your eyesockets is right out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by danielxcutter View Post
    In 3.5e at least there are specific examples of metal armors being able to be used by druids but I’m guessing there’s no such thing in 5e?
    All it has is the words "Druids will not wear armor or shields made of metal" in the section on armor proficiency. It is pretty much left up to DMs how they want to enforce that.
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    A faction of grey Jedi that consists entirely of female humanoids in a mostly non-hierarchal polyamorous relationship using their bonds with each other to power their connection to the force will always be dismissed as "lesbian space hippies," no matter how you present them.
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    Meanwhile on the grimdark end of the space fantasy spectrum....

    * My astropath may not claim that they're the closest thing most people will ever get to meeting the actual God-Emperor and act like she is a holy being that everyone should worship
    ** If she is technically correct about the first part, given that she has a shard of the emperor's very soul inside of her
    *** "Hey girl, want to get it on with a literal shard of divinity" is not a good pickup line.
    **** trying to convert Slaanesh to pure lesbianism to get rid of their cruelty is not a good plan.
    *****especially when the Ecclesiarchy is always watchful for Slaaneshi heresy

    * May not claim the God-Emperor's true gender is nonbinary and refer to them as Emperor/Empress interchangeably.
    ** the God-Emperor is not an androgynous being who decided to go with "Emperor of Mankind" for convenience.
    *** "Emperoress of Humankind" just doesn't have the same ring to it.

    * Khorne and his worshippers are not destroyed as if by holy power by hugging them and reciting lines from any of the following: My Little Pony, Steven Universe, Undertale, Naruto, Trigun, Pokemon....
    ** Nurgle is not destroyed by spraying hand sanitizer while chanting "wash your hands, brush your teeth, take a shower!" repeatedly
    *** Tzeentch is not destroyed by presenting a football in front of him and talking about the latest sports.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Raziere View Post
    * Khorne and his worshippers are not destroyed as if by holy power by hugging them and reciting lines from any of the following: My Little Pony, Steven Universe, Undertale, Naruto, Trigun, Pokemon....
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    ** Nurgle is not destroyed by spraying hand sanitizer while chanting "wash your hands, brush your teeth, take a shower!" repeatedly
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    * If your level 3 rogue ends up fighting the boss that was created for the whole party to ambush later on her own, with no weapons, that's on you.

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    *If my character doesn't have a positive CHA bonus, he probably shouldn't be the party face.
    **Especially since the other party members are a Paladin, a Bard and a Marshal of all things.

    *No supersonic bombers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laughing Dog View Post
    *If my character doesn't have a positive CHA bonus, he probably shouldn't be the party face.
    **Especially since the other party members are a Paladin, a Bard and a Marshal of all things.

    *No supersonic bombers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laughing Dog View Post
    *If my character doesn't have a positive CHA bonus, he probably shouldn't be the party face.
    **Especially since the other party members are a Paladin, a Bard and a Marshal of all things.

    *No supersonic bombers.
    It is a well known thing: player charisma have more influence on diplomacy checks than character charisma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noob View Post
    It is a well known thing: player charisma have more influence on diplomacy checks than character charisma.
    The point was that the character wasn't specialized for being a face, and the others, well, those classes are a bit more suited for the role.
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