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2018-11-20, 09:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*When an Eldritch Abomination takes over the Shadowfell, people are going to notice the Stranger Things ripoff.
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2018-11-21, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* May not award XP for working out how little sense my technobabble makes.
* 'The love child of Dante Spada, Bayonetta, and Kratos' is not a valid character concept.
** No, not even in Mutants & Masterminds.
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2018-11-21, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2018
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* May no longer shove my entire tiny goblin fist into the cleric's mouth so he can't cast spells.
* Definitely can't attempt to bodyslam the same prone cleric through the weak floor of a decaying tavern. This did not end well for our fighter.
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2018-11-21, 10:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*when 4/5 party members have dark vision it’s not nice to the human to have the party hold a vote every time he asks for light.
**its also not nice to convince him he can just learn dark vision if he just tries really really hard to give up light
* not allowed to assume a prisoner in an empty dungeon is a trap, even if it was last time
** it wasn’t that kind of trap, it was an illusion spell and bluffing
*** detect traps is not a social skillLast edited by PastorofMuppets; 2018-11-21 at 10:52 PM.
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2018-11-22, 02:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Having a well-optimized character is fine. Wiping out most encounters in the first round is not.
**Wiping most of them out in the surprise round is obviously not better.
***Ending encounters before rolling initiative is flat out.Last edited by danielxcutter; 2018-11-22 at 02:08 AM.
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2018-11-22, 02:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* I am not allowed to abuse the exponential progression of Multiple Minions on the Summon power to just bury supervillains under 73 quintillion 15 PP ninjas.
Play your character, not your alignment.
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2018-11-22, 06:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
**it is forbidden to make those ninjas use damage rank 15 attacks that have -500 to the attack roll and have the critical range increased to the maximum for abusing the hitting on critical rule and then have 14 points left for stealth, concealment and other stuff like that.
Last edited by noob; 2018-11-22 at 06:53 AM.
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2018-11-22, 09:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*May not use a trap which consists of a door that’s heavily-barred, boarded up, and nailed shut from the outside, with a large engraved brass sign saying “Do Not Open Under Any Circumstances—No, Not Even Then, I’m Serious, Do Not Open This F#%^ing Door You Suicidally-Inquisitive Fool,” with opening said door resulting in simultaneous castings of Hunger of Hadar, Evard’s Black Tentacles, Sleet Storm, and Weird centered on the doorway that last until the door is shut again.
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2018-11-22, 09:39 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2018-11-22, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2013
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- Phoenix, AZ
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Yeah, don't do that again.
Next time do all that and then make it a secret door. So they feel clever finding the latch.Empyreal Lord of the Elysian Realm of Well-Intentioned Fail
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2018-11-22, 11:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2018-11-22, 03:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*If I do use the above trap, the sign may not change to say “I Warned You” after the door is finally shut again.
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2018-11-22, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2018-11-22, 06:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2007
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Actually attacking isn't even a consideration; simply calling 73 quintillion ninjas into existence is a global catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions. If you assume they mass 75kg each, that's roughly a third the mass of Pluto.
I think this falls under my earlier "I am not allowed to apply physics to superpowers."Play your character, not your alignment.
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2018-11-22, 06:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2018-11-22, 10:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2018-11-22, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2018-11-23, 01:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2018-11-23, 12:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Gazebo-shaped Mimics are bad form.
**So was that pun.
*Forbidden from making characters based around puns, such as the Franciscan from Paris—a French Friar.
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2018-11-23, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2018-11-24, 01:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Last edited by noob; 2018-11-24 at 01:26 PM.
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2018-11-27, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*I may not abuse artificial aging and cloning magitek to spend a month to replicate a millennium of controlled breeding of trolls to create and invncible Super-Troll(Start with a War Troll, let it breath water and have 40ft swim speed without losing regen out of water, then apply the half troll ,half-ogre, and paragon templates to it, half-ogre refluffed.)
**I can not then deliberatly allow four mating pairs to be infected with the Dire-Bear strain of therianthropy and repeat the experiment until I have A Super-Troll that is also a Natural Fully Advanced Dire Horrid Magebred War Were Bear.
***I can't then infuse my perfect creation with the properties of undeath to create a Gheddon, then deck it out with magic items that make it immune to turning
***the GM wants to know how the hell I intend to surgically implant my phylactery into a creature that's for all intents and purposes immune to damage.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-11-27, 05:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
****may not figure out how to teleport phylactery into said creature
* May not become a wizard just to summon sexy ladies from other planes
** may not ask my own summons out on dates
*** my character's main goal in life cannot be to summon a succubus, win her love and teach her to be good
**** nor can it to be summon an angel and teach her how to have a good time, "if you know what I mean."
***** cannot gather planar harem that just so happens to help me adventure and fight stuff on the side.
****** no more planar harem summoner!
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2018-11-27, 07:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2018-11-27, 07:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*I may not use this in my campaign against non-epic players.
**Or these.
For the record, the campaign they were used in - not mine, I just read the campaign journals - not only had a multiple lives system similar to Dark Souls, but also had some of the most ridiculously optimized PCs I've ever seen. A Cleric with Divine Metamagic: Persistent, a Sorcerer/Pact Adept/Fatespinner with custom pacts, a Ranger/Deepwood Sniper/Fighter with his favored enemies being the major theme for the campaign, and not even one but two Frenzied Berserkers.
So yeah.Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2018-11-27, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
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- Purgatory
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
I am it allowed to play a necromancer pirate anymore, I told the dm I had a “skeleton crew” for my ship and he complete misunderstood me.
Nobody is allowed to play a sun soul monk if they ever mention the words: power lever, final form, sayin, or if they refer to teleporting as instant transmission.
Playing a short tempered glass walker ragabash Métis who is addicted to Métis social justice and all his various media accounts. (Made as a joke because I have zero social media accounts, and care nothing about social justice)
In an immortal game highlander style, no, I can’t have a favored weapon of pepper spray and a taser.
In shadowrun I can not take odd pop culture knowledge.
3rd edition I had some points left at character creation, so I took 4 points in “20th century gaming knowledge, with a specialty in dnd.” The dm never really cared until we had a meeting in a boardroom with a guy who introduced himself as “Lord Strahd” to which I rolled like 8 dice and jumped up and yelled, “That guy is a freaking Vampire!” The dm got very angry...
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2018-11-28, 08:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2016
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- Between Bipolar cycles...
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* No longer allowed access to terrain altering magics, such as Anima's Path of Earth.
* Even though the GM put us in a city with an unnaturally deep chasm in front of it and a heavy bridge over it as the only way in, i am apparently not supposed to destroy the bridge to solve the problem.
* Or perhaps i was not supposed to destroy the bridge with the enemy's immortal god king was on it.
* Or maybe it was the way i let the allied army and the rest of my party engage the god king and realize they were fighting a losing battle before i got involved.
* Or maybe it was the holding up my hand after the retreat and asking if i could "do the thing now?"
* Mentioning that i only had that spell because he banned my first two Path choices is bad form.
* In retrospect, i may have stolen an NPC's moment of glory again...
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2018-11-29, 12:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2013
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- Phoenix, AZ
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Sounds like a time to play Slim Pickens riding the bomb down to Laputa!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3edi2Wkr5YIEmpyreal Lord of the Elysian Realm of Well-Intentioned Fail
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2018-11-29, 12:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* Page three of the module is not the correct time to create an illusion of a well endowed woman.
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2018-11-29, 12:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2017
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- Kansas
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*I may no longer use a sled to get down the really long set of stairs.
**If I do use a sled I can't use grease to move faster.
***No matter how many wooden stops you put in front of the sled you are still going to take damage.
****Especially if you sledded ~1000ft in 12 seconds.Avatar by linklele