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2018-12-03, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Not allowed to use any name featured in the closing credits of Car Talk.
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2018-12-03, 10:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- Where I am
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
When asked how to cope with depression:
- Get fifty feet of Horse-Hair rope, a handgun with no bullets, a goat, and a straight-razor that's honed and sharpened as close as it gets and has never cut human skin.
- Then, while reciting the prayer to Yog-Sothoth penned on the eighth page of the fifth chapter of the Necronomicon, sacrifice the goat by tying it up with the rope in sucha way that the knot forms a pentagram at it's back and slitting its throat with the razor.
- Baptize the hand-gun in the goat's blood while it's still warm, then sell it on Craigslist for five thousand dollars twice the combined cost of the rope, gun, razor, and goat--explain exactly what you did in the description.
- Use the profits to buy yourself something nice to take your mind off your troubles.
Is not the answer they were looking for.I also answer to Bookmark and Shadow Claw.
Read my fanfiction here. Homebrew Material Here Rater Reads the Hobbit and Dracula
Awesome Avatar by Emperor Ing
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2018-12-04, 06:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Is there is risks of slip up?
** May not say that elder mythos stuff are bright beacons of hope and proof entropy can be defeated.
*** If my gm says that entropy can not be defeated by elder mythos stuff I might not conclude summoning any elder ancient is entirely impossible because summoning on its own is able to defeat the increase in entropy(there is ways to gain energy from the displacement of mass due to summoning).
****If I kill insert elder ancient name by having 50000 people far away from each other who spam summon it until it have no energy left and die then it is excepted if I get stroke by lightning.Last edited by noob; 2018-12-04 at 07:09 AM.
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2018-12-04, 09:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*There is no great sage “Errata-tosthenes” who has definitive proof that physical and metaphysical laws have changed over time.
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2018-12-05, 02:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Not allowed to use an illusion cantrip to terrify the town guards.
** Convincing them the town is about to be raided by drow any day now to build the paranoia is rude.
***Hiring local bandits and disguising them as drow to get them all killed for a laugh will force an alignment change.
**** Changing it to illithids and gluing a bunch of squids to people's heads will spawn rocks right over my head.
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2018-12-05, 08:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2011
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- Sharangar's Revenge
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* Yes, with the Receptacle power, gems can hold PSPs equal to their value/100gp.
** Yes, you can probably get a higher price for diamonds that are naturally glowing blue.
*** Yes, that means they can hold more PSPs.
**** Using your high charisma and your Barter and Fast Talk skills to raise the price of the glowing blue diamonds does NOT increase the amount of PSPs they can hold.
***** Look, the glowing blue part was just to make them look cool, not to give you a huge PSP storage device!Warhammer 40,000 Campaign Skirmish Game: Warpstrike
My Spelljammer stuff (including an orbit tracker), 2E AD&D spreadsheet, and Vault of the Drow maps are available in my Dropbox. Feel free to use or not use it as you see fit!
Thri-Kreen Ranger/Psionicist by me, based off of Rich's A Monster for Every Season
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2018-12-05, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Asmodeus should not be the Big Good / Reasonable Authority Figure of the campaign.
**Even if it does make some degree of sense due to the BBEG having a plan to harness/steal a significant portion of the power and divinity of Tharizdun that might actually work (or might blow up in his face in one of several horrible ways, most of which would also prove troublesome to the multiverse or at least Oerth, the worst of which being to free Tharizdun from his prison entirely), and Asmodeus having a vested interest in that not happening.
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2018-12-05, 09:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2017
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- CLASSIFIED
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Actually, that sounds like a great campaign idea, and it also makes a good premise for a large number of tieflings and warlocks.
Well it also probably helps that if they are dun, it is harder to prove that they are real.Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.
Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!
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2018-12-06, 12:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2018
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
not me, but some of the dudes I dm
*They may no longer force the dm to rewrite the campaign by pushing the high priest of the demogorgon into his own hell pit
**They may no longer use wish to send the demogorgon to the far realm, once again forcing the dm to rewrite the campaign
*they may no longer kill each other for "acting like a bad guy"
**Even if said party member was plotting global domination
***they may not be surprised when the party member comes back as the new big bad
*They may no longer kill the old lady who runs the magic shop
**even if she has a magic ring
***even if the death is just a consequence of burning her shop to the ground
****They may no longer go to any magic shops run by old ladies
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2018-12-07, 05:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2017
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Metagaming includes outdoing the wizards fireball with homemade explosives.
**Trade goods should never be a part of your plans for destruction .
***YOU CAN DO WHAT WITH FLOUR?!?!
Look into the Mill City Museum. Have fun, use wisely.
*When kill cuthull is a middle step in your plan, something is wrong
**If genocide is part of the plan, your morals need a checkup
***The gods are horrible is not a legitimate excuse
****That stands even if the target of the genocide is The Forgotten Realms pantheon.
*****We are not playing Epic ever again!Last edited by JMS; 2018-12-07 at 06:04 PM.
Game I am in:
Giants and Graveyards Red Hand of Doom as Enn (3.5 Changeling Rogue//Dark template/Beguiler) using Grod's awesome Giants and Graveyards fixes
Folklore and the Evil Eye - A Guide to The Dreamscarred Press Malefex Class
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2018-12-07, 06:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Any plan that begins with “First, we’ll need to steal an Abrams tank” is vetoed.
*Any plan that begins with “First, we make contact with Yog-Sothoth and ask it for more information” is vetoed.
**Even if it kinda worked for Randolph Carter, up until he failed to heed the warnings ol’ Yoggy gave to memorize all the appropriate sigils and rituals.
***My Investigator doesn’t know that.
****May not refer to Yog-Sothoth as “ol’ Yoggy.”
*Any plan that begins with “Well, I’ll need an accordion” is vetoed if I’m not playing a bard.
**It is doubly vetoed if I am playing a bard.
***Nobody in Faerûn knows the Lancrastian Morris Men’s Stick-And-Bucket Dance and there are no rules to adapt it as an effective combat form.
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2018-12-08, 07:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
you too? bummer, right?
*Any plan that begins with “Well, I’ll need an accordion” is vetoed if I’m not playing a bard.
**It is doubly vetoed if I am playing a bard.
***Nobody in Faerûn knows the Lancrastian Morris Men’s Stick-And-Bucket Dance and there are no rules to adapt it as an effective combat form.
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2018-12-08, 08:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2018-12-08, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Complete Soundrel included hidden blades, one of which was the instrument blade.
As written it was meand for Lutes and the like, and I no longer have the book, but I believe RAW the actual instrument didn't matter. I believe the blade itself counted as a dagger, although it might have been a shortsword.
I actually quite liked the hidden blades, there were a nice selection and most of them used dagger stats, so a Rogue/Fighter could take Weapon Specialisation (Dagger), and have a bunch of places to hide a quickly deployed weapon. I kind of wish 5e would give rules for them, as it would definitely make me consider playing a Rogue (maybe Rogue/Bard).
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2018-12-08, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2014
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2018-12-08, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2005
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- Terra Ephemera
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
* No longer allowed to do really weird off-the-wall magic crap where the DM has no clue what it will do to the villains, campaign world, metaphysics of magic, or plot.
** The DUNGEON MASTER is no longer allowed to come up with percentile tables to figure out what happens.
*** He may not include a four percent chance of completely derailing his own campaign.
**** The dicebot is no longer allowed to roll below 5 on a d100.
***** When all of this happens, we are not allowed to respond with "didn't you learn your lesson from the table that we talked you into adding a 1% chance of "landshark" to?"I'm not an evil GM! Honest!
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2018-12-08, 06:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2018-12-09, 05:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*The written Tabaxi language is not lolcat-speak.
**A Tabaxi bard is not a lolcat, even if casting Tasha’s Hideous Laughter.
*Don’t even think about making the Doge of Venice a meme doge.
**So Venice, such republic, wow
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2018-12-09, 05:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2018-12-09, 06:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2017
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Jasnah avatar by Zea Mays
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2018-12-09, 06:41 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2016
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- Seoul
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Cool elan Illithid Slayer by linkele.
Editor/co-writer of Magicae Est Potestas, a crossover between Artemis Fowl and Undertale. Ao3 FanFiction.net DeviantArt
We also have a TvTropes page!
Currently playing: Red Hand of Doom(campaign journal)Campaign still going on, but journal discontinued until further notice.
Extended sig here.
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2018-12-09, 11:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2014
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- Los Angeles
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
The first rule of gaming, before you have even chosen the game is and always should be
HAVE FUN
(FUN being defined as it is in dwarf fortress)
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2018-12-09, 02:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2014
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2018-12-10, 10:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2010
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- Gridania, Eorzea
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
***Not allowed to use LOLCODE in any modern or cyberpunk setting when playing a hacker.
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2018-12-10, 12:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*May not claim to be a “hacker” if my character can’t code, can’t crack passwords, and can’t hotwire anything.
**Really good deception and intimidation skills, some miniature surveillance bugs that can be surreptitiously attached to a computer to record everything someone does on it, a set of boltcutters, a crowbar, a combat knife, shaped-charge explosives, an assault rifle with an underbarrel shotgun attachment, and breaching-rounds for the underbarrel shotgun are not a substitute for computer and electronic engineering skills.
***Even if I can get a password or open a door quite effectively with some combination of the above.
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2018-12-10, 12:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
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2018-12-21, 01:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*My GURPS character may not put all 100 starting points into the explosives skill and the wealth to purchase very large amounts of explosives.
**Especially if I’m playing a corporate cop.
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2018-12-21, 06:03 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2015
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2018-12-21, 01:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
*Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged may not make appearances in Faerûn.
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2018-12-21, 01:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2009
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- In my library
Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing XII: A Thousand-Yard Stare is not Permiss
Of course not!
You need fifty points of Disadvantages to make sure you have the maximum amount of explosives. I recommend Impulsiveness (Self Control 6) and Pyromania (Self Control 6) as a good start.
* Friend Computer likes me. However they do not like like me, and suggesting they do is treason.