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    subtle tea is hard to make on the interwebs, especially with biscuits.

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    You're both about this subtle, actually. Granted, I might just be in a bad mood.
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    oui, I wouldn't mind being that wrecking ball.
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    You're both about this subtle, actually. Granted, I might just be in a bad mood.
    Maybe you're just hungry. Could I get you a danish?
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    Maybe you're just hungry. Could I get you a danish?
    I just ate, actually. That was was legit funny.
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    I'm glad you said that, I had a significantly worse one lined up justin in case.
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    You all clearly just need to start learning Finnish so you can communicate with your favourite Finn. *flutters lashes*
    I was actually kind of interested in learning Finnish, but Duolingo doesn't have a course for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    I was going for subtlety.

    Well, the subtlety of a claw hammer vs a sledge hammer, at least.
    I am a grand hater of many puns, especially those that are finish -> FINNISH EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HNNYYEERg so I appreciate the subtlety.

    Quote Originally Posted by Thufir View Post
    I was actually kind of interested in learning Finnish, but Duolingo doesn't have a course for it.
    I guess even Duolingo knows what a mess it'd be.

    Most people that I know that have studied Finnish (and, well, most of them live in Finland) say that learning conjugations is hell, but if you use Finnish daily, it'll just start to make sense and roll easier off the tongue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FinnLassie View Post
    I am a grand hater of many puns, especially those that are finish -> FINNISH EHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HNNYYEERg so I appreciate the subtlety.
    I'm glad for that, then. I imagine your hate for puns matchesmy hate for cold. Though at least I can escape that with a nice suede jacket. Well, suede-ish. EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HNNYYEERg
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    I'm glad for that, then. I imagine your hate for puns matchesmy hate for cold. Though at least I can escape that with a nice suede jacket. Well, suede-ish. EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HNNYYEERg
    So what you're saying is your hate for the cold can be suede. Got it.
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    So what you're saying is your hate for the cold can be suede. Got it.
    Alcohol helps, but it has to be the right size. Neither huge gin nor wee gin.
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    Alcohol helps, but it has to be the right size. Neither huge gin nor wee gin.
    See, I tend to always forget to bundle up when its supposed to be cold, because I prefer to sleep in, and get ready quick. Still, I feel warm just by rushin' around.
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    See, I tend to always forget to bundle up when its supposed to be cold, because I prefer to sleep in, and get ready quick. Still, I feel warm just by rushin' around.
    I don't see how that's germane to the discussion.

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    I don't see how that's germane to the discussion.

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    My brother growing up had a speech impediment. He also had problems grasping words and sometimes would mix them up. For example, he'd call leaves, knees. Or mix up his m's with his p's...it was strange.

    I'm sorry to offend, Peelee...should I perhaps talk about teas instead? Everyone loves tea, right? It helps keep me warm in cold weather as well. My favorite kind to use is Chai leaves. Or as my brother would call it, Chai-knees.

    Now I'm just manderin' for muns.
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    Who here likes strawberry grandma candy? I think you know the one I'm talking about.
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    Now I'm just manderin' for muns.
    Ok, that was impressively clever. Gotta show respect.
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    Who here likes strawberry grandma candy? I think you know the one I'm talking about.
    I've never seen them in any store. I think one you become a grandma you gain the ability to spontaneously create those things.
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    Who here likes strawberry grandma candy? I think you know the one I'm talking about.
    No, I don't know what you're talking about. Can you explain more about it, please?

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    Ok, that was impressively clever. Gotta show respect.

    I've never seen them in any store. I think one you become a grandma you gain the ability to spontaneously create those things.
    Thanks. The respect is mutual!

    As for those strawberry candies, I've never seen them on their own, only in a mixed bag with other candies.
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    ...I've never seen them in any store. I think one you become a grandma you gain the ability to spontaneously create those things.

    Granny women are well known to have such powers.
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    I guess even Duolingo knows what a mess it'd be.

    Most people that I know that have studied Finnish (and, well, most of them live in Finland) say that learning conjugations is hell, but if you use Finnish daily, it'll just start to make sense and roll easier off the tongue.
    As I recall, googling around indicated that it was much-requested but didn't exist yet, so it may still appear at some point. As to the conjugation thing, I'm not sure that's so different than a lot of other languages. Most languages are likely to have something which will confuse someone learning it, whether it's conjugations or something else.
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    Oh I remember those now. Nostalgic throwback.

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    As I recall, googling around indicated that it was much-requested but didn't exist yet, so it may still appear at some point. As to the conjugation thing, I'm not sure that's so different than a lot of other languages. Most languages are likely to have something which will confuse someone learning it, whether it's conjugations or something else.
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    It is, verily. And the added thing is, we don't have preposition words, they're all in the conjugations.


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    Peelee, I'm glad to inform you that I don't give two damns about things that don't concern me. Mock the Swedes and Germans as much as you like.
    Huzzah! Yeah, screw those lame Swedes and their... *googles Swedish stereotypes* environmentally friendly, generally beautiful people? Aw, cmon, world, give me something to work with here!
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    Huzzah! Yeah, screw those lame Swedes and their... *googles Swedish stereotypes* environmentally friendly, generally beautiful people? Aw, cmon, world, give me something to work with here!
    I mean, if you want stuff to work with, start with the unfair treatment of Sami people throughout history... I'd give you even more stuff, but I'd rather not break rules.
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    I mean, if you want stuff to work with, start with the unfair treatment of Sami people throughout history... I'd give you even more stuff, but I'd rather not break rules.
    I don’t think Peelee is in a position to mock the descendants of european colonists over their treatment of natives.
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    I don’t think Peelee is in a position to mock the descendants of european colonists over their treatment of natives.
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    Well, this oughta be fun.
    Eh, if the shoe fits...

    I just want to be an environmentally friendly beautiful person. Preferably one who doesn't speak Swedish.
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    Eh, if the shoe fits...

    I just want to be an environmentally friendly beautiful person. Preferably one who doesn't speak Swedish.
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