Roland's Merciful Modly Mash-up Random Banter Thread #221

[LaZodiac]

BEHOLD.

Dr Pepper and Ketchup Chips! A Canadian Delicacy!

[DataNinja]

BEHOLD.

Dr Pepper and Ketchup Chips! A Canadian Delicacy!

...well, to some Canadians. You're not allowed to speak for all twelve of us!

Also, you've got your Discord info on display in that picture. Just in case you didn't want random people being able to contact you there.

[Peelee]

BEHOLD.

Dr Pepper and Ketchup Chips! A Canadian Delicacy!

I thought the chips were Dr Pepper and Ketchup flavored, not Ketchup flavored and also with a Dr Pepper.

So it's less bad, but not by much.

[Anonymouswizard]

BEHOLD.

Dr Pepper and Ketchup Chips! A Canadian Delicacy!

I am disappointed that the crisps aren't flavoured with Dr Pepper.

[DataNinja]

I thought the chips were Dr Pepper and Ketchup flavored, not Ketchup flavored and also with a Dr Pepper.

So it's less bad, but not by much.

I am disappointed that the crisps aren't flavoured with Dr Pepper.

What do you take us to be? Barbarians?

[Peelee]

What do you take us to be? Barbarians?

You ever seen Clerks: The Animated Series?

Probably not, because ABC did its level best to run that show into the ground as fast as they possibly could, but short version, the answer is yes. Yes we do.

[Anonymouswizard]

What do you take us to be? Barbarians?

No, that's the people below you. You're closer to Rangers.

[DataNinja]

No, that's the people below you. You're closer to Rangers.

Oh, good... Mole-people Barbarians. Just what we needed.

[LaZodiac]

I'm slightly concerned and a little disgusted by everyone's immediate read of "oh the chips are Dr Pepper AND ketchup flavoured".

[DataNinja]

I'm slightly concerned and a little disgusted by everyone's immediate read of "oh the chips are Dr Pepper AND ketchup flavoured".

Hey, I didn't read it that way! ...but, I also probably don't count. Given that I also live here.

[Peelee]

I'm slightly concerned and a little disgusted by everyone's immediate read of "oh the chips are Dr Pepper AND ketchup flavoured".

One of your national dishes is boxed macaroni and cheese. That's a reasonable read.

That said, not all of us are taken in by your guise of innocence.

[DataNinja]

One of your national dishes is boxed macaroni and cheese. That's a reasonable read.

How is boxed macaroni and cheese any different than any other food that happens to come in a box? Macaroni and cheese is a dish elsewhere!

That said, not all of us are taken in by your guise of innocence.

Oh, yes, the violent overthrowing of "Hey, can we go and govern ourselves, please?"

[LaZodiac]

One of your national dishes is boxed macaroni and cheese. That's a reasonable read.

That said, not all of us are taken in by your guise of innocence.

Y... my friend, that's just ****ing pasta. If I put a little cream in the cheese it's pasta Alfredo.

Now like... if you wanna ding for me that, wait until I mention the ketchup and sliced up boiled hot dogs that go in the mac and cheese. You'll still be wrong because that **** tastes GOOD, but it's at least a little approaching food crime.

[Anonymouswizard]

Oh, yes, the violent overthrowing of "Hey, can we go and govern ourselves, please?"

At least you didn't throw out the good along with the terrible evil imperialistic overlords.

(God save our gracious queen
Long live our glorious Queen....)

[LaZodiac]

At least you didn't throw out the good along with the terrible evil imperialistic overlords.

(God save our gracious queen
Long live our glorious Queen....)

Eat the Monarchy.

[DataNinja]

Eat the Monarchy.

Eh, the monarchy's been around a long time. You probably want some fresher food.
(Also, something something don't eat people.)

[Anonymouswizard]

Eat the Monarchy.

What are you going to season them with, ketchup and Dr Pepper?

[LaZodiac]

What are you going to season them with, ketchup and Dr Pepper?

Freedom, mostly.

Anyway, it's raining today! Just started, actually. I hope it doesn't become snow again.

[Honest Tiefling]

I'm slightly concerned and a little disgusted by everyone's immediate read of "oh the chips are Dr Pepper AND ketchup flavoured".

Soda flavored chicken is an actual dish, but one that I am ironically too chicken to try. So savory + soda is a combination somewhere. That and there are always joke potato chip flavors around, the UK had cajun squirrel a few years back.

Eh, the monarchy's been around a long time. You probably want some fresher food.

Pretty sure they are making some youngins that are plenty fresh. Or the grocery store magazines in the checkout line have terribly mislead me and have somehow perpetuated the rumors of royal tots.

[Gaius Hermicus]

I'll bet you could make some awesome barbecue sauce out of ketchup and Dr. Pepper though. I would add in wine vinegar, cayenne, paprika, and maybe some brown sugar.

If anybody does make this, please post it here with pictures.

[DataNinja]

Pretty sure they are making some youngins that are plenty fresh. Or the grocery store magazines in the checkout line have terribly mislead me and have somehow perpetuated the rumors of royal tots.

Nah, the monarchy, not the monarchs. The establishment itself isn't getting younger.

[Insane Jeenyus]

.. .. .. .. .. Edit .. .. .. .. ..
Pretty sure they are making some youngins that are plenty fresh. Or the grocery store magazines in the checkout line have terribly mislead me and have somehow perpetuated the rumors of royal tots.

Royal tots, do those taste like tater tots?

[LaZodiac]

Soda flavored chicken is an actual dish, but one that I am ironically too chicken to try. So savory + soda is a combination somewhere. That and there are always joke potato chip flavors around, the UK had cajun squirrel a few years back.

Pretty sure they are making some youngins that are plenty fresh. Or the grocery store magazines in the checkout line have terribly mislead me and have somehow perpetuated the rumors of royal tots.

God the random chaos flavors are the best. Cinnabun and bacon was legitimately good and I want more of it now thanks.

I'll bet you could make some awesome barbecue sauce out of ketchup and Dr. Pepper though. I would add in wine vinegar, cayenne, paprika, and maybe some brown sugar.

If anybody does make this, please post it here with pictures.

Don't tempt me.

Royal tots, do those taste like tater tots?

About the same but with the satisfaction that you destroyed something inherently bad.

[enderlord99]

I'm never sure what text to put when linking here.

[LaZodiac]

There's a chance I might get to see the new Godzilla movie today and I'm super excited.

[Bartmanhomer]

There's a chance I might get to see the new Godzilla movie today and I'm super excited.

Spoiler

Show

I saw it and it's was great.

[tomandtish]

Y... my friend, that's just ****ing pasta. If I put a little cream in the cheese it's pasta Alfredo.

Now like... if you wanna ding for me that, wait until I mention the ketchup and sliced up boiled hot dogs that go in the mac and cheese. You'll still be wrong because that **** tastes GOOD, but it's at least a little approaching food crime.

Mac and cheese with tuna fish.... yum!

[enderlord99]

Even this sentence has been repeated before.

[Peelee]

There's a chance I might get to see the new Godzilla movie today and I'm super excited.

I really want to see that one. Lemme know your thoughts if you catch it.

Unless those thoughts come with sliced up boiled hot dogs and ketchup mixed in.

[Mith]

Even this sentence has been repeated before.

Doesn't mean it isn't worth saying.