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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    So you say there's been a murder?

    Oatmeal raisin cookies.
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    What is the meaning of life?

    When you hire gnomes to do a werewolf's job, that tends to happen.
    Last edited by Cyberiad_Queen; 2020-12-02 at 12:01 AM.
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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    Have you heard that the gnomes are having a bit of a food crisis after their hunters were all killed going after a weregoat?

    I heard he's secretly a killer weregoat.

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    Ohmygod, look over there! It's Tommy! Isn't he so dreamy?

    I contest the charges on the grounds that the judge is a big meanie.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    On the charge of having a persecution complex and externalizing that which ought to be personal responsibility, how do you plead?

    If you add a pinch of paprika, you'll have an infinite supply of magical energy.
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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    You're putting what in my sundae?!

    *flamboyant pose*
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Okay. It's time to take your mugshot for the police. Would you please hold still?

    I declare victory!
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    Is this bucket of your blood from that guy who beat you up?

    A player that starts without a king cannot lose.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Why are you eating my chess set?

    *snores*
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    How's your new alarm clock working?

    That was no jackalope--that was the Jersey Devil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberiad_Queen View Post
    That was no jackalope--that was the Jersey Devil.
    I really enjoyed my big, romantic date with a jackalope.

    It actually is more than capable of doing that!

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    Can your super-transmogriphicationator get out of my face?

    We are in deep hurly-burly.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    "Okay, so let me get this straight. You were following your GPS to Grandma's House, it told you to turn left into the Hellmouth, and now it's telling you that you're where?"

    I'm pretty sure there are, like, 47 countries where it's illegal to do that with an omelette.
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    So, what do you think of my new idea for a restaurant? All I need are some chickens and some Zyklon-B!

    Bah, humbug.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Outsider View Post
    Bah, humbug.
    What's that really iconic quote from the Charles Dickens story about Christmas?

    They say his heart grew three sizes that day.

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    So, detective, how do you think the victim died?

    That's the way the flapjack flips.
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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    So, here we are, stuck disposing of the bodies again. Sucks, huh?

    Well, not literally.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Could you confirm for the court that you wrote to your friend that "I stabbed him again and again, then carried him to the top floor and threw him out a window before blowing up the building in such a way that it would land atop him"?

    DONíT INTERRUPT ME WHILE IíM ANGRILY NOT BEING AWARE OF MY SURROUNDINGS!
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snowblaze View Post
    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Could you please not fall into that massive, spike-lined pit?

    That was at the bottom of the treasure chest.
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    So, how exactly did we end up with pockets full of copper pieces while you mysteriously obtained a 5,000 g.p. diamond and a Well of Many Worlds?

    Really, it depends on what the definition of "sold out" is.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Outsider View Post
    Really, it depends on what the definition of "sold out" is.
    Wait, how can an entire planet be sold out of water and oxygen?

    Because that's where we're supposed to store those items.

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    Why does your portable hole have a freezer full of organs in it?

    *scoffs* For ten dollars? You're kidding, right?
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    I'll take that cursed sword off your hands, no questions asked. Deal?

    There's a simple explanation: I'm an impulsive idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    There's a simple explanation: I'm an impulsive idiot.
    Why are you wearing a shirt that reads "I'm an impulsive idiot."?

    Unfortunately that's the only way to legally obtain a shirt that reads "I'm an impulsive idiot."

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    Did you really pay for a shirt that reads "I'm an impulsive idiot?"

    I'd like to think that I'm not an impulsive idiot.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Would you like to buy a shirt that says, "I'm a compulsive idiot"?

    Because suddenly there's been a run at the shirt store.
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    Damn. Why is there never any parking around here?

    So you see, George... You truly have had a wonderful life.
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Why do you keep calling me George?

    I've been hurt worse. Sadly.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

    Quote Originally Posted by Man_Over_Game View Post
    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    You appear to be missing a leg, and arm, a soul, your sense of self, and have a broken heart?

    I am the best unless there's anyone else in the room.
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    I'm looking to start an elite team of secret agents. How good are you at covert operations?

    I don't think that's proper piano usage.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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