Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

[Xihirli]

Earlier thread

As Basket of Puppies put it,

"The game is simple. I give an answer, then TPBM asks a question pertaining to my answer, giving an answer for the person below them to make a question for, and so on."



How can your character possibly use Sleight of Hand to steal the DM's... wait, where are my dice?

The angry red dragon disagrees.

This is a continuation of a game I liked on the message boards from a long while ago. Essentially, you give the question to the answer of the poster above you before providing your own answer below for the next person to pick up.

Structure is as follows:

Person A: (First Post)
Answer ("three")

Person B:
Question ("what comes after two?"

Answer ("love")

Person C:
Question: ("what's a feeling that exists?")

Answer (repeat as necessary)

--------------------------------------------------


So I'll start us off with an answer:
I thought they could handle it.

[Korith]

Q: Why are you feeding ghost peppers to babies?

A: It seemed the logical thing to do.

[Crisis21]

Q. Why did you throw water on the grease fire?


A. 47.

[Xihirli]

You have how many children?

I could have sworn that was right.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Why did you turn left?!

I think there's a problem with the space-time continuum.

[Korith]

Why are you trying to swallow a black hole?

Precisely nine thousand. No more, no less.

[Simetra Irertne]

How much blood is there in a churchmouse?

Because Suddenly Paladins.

[Xihirli]

But why an Inquisition?



I'm a plumber.

[Ironsmith]

But how do you know the princess was captured by an evil turtle wizard?

Do... do you not?

[Crisis21]

Do you deliberately sing songs that get on people's nerves?


I am Groot.

[Caerulea]

Which way is earth?

They taste good, alright.

[Dire Moose]

Why did you kill my dog?

Punching sharks in the face.

[SCPTropes]

What happens when someone misspells it "SPCTropes"?

Some 2x4s and 5 rolls of duct tape.

[Caerulea]

Why are you in jail?

It should die, preferably in a fire.

[Xihirli]

Isn’t it a cute baby?

We shall need three space wheels, four bugles, and a single noodle.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Can you fix my space helicopter?

It's upside-down.

[Crisis21]

Is that a helicopter?


Godzilla.

[Caerulea]

What is making those noises in your basement?

You should be concerned.

[Xihirli]

Does this look infected?

I know all of the numbers there are! Including the ones they don't want you to know about!

[Ironsmith]

Come on, you can't go that crazy working as a telemarketer, right?

It was either that, or breaking out the Universal Solvent.

[Caerulea]

Was using a grenade really necessary?

$21456.79

[Crisis21]

You spent how much on catnip?


Ghostbusters.

[Xihirli]

The fire department won’t deal with this sort of thing! Who the HFIL are you gonna call?

Card games on motorcycles.

[Ironsmith]

What's the single dumbest thing you've done in your career as a professional gamer?

I'm kickin' my ass, do ya mind?!

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Whose donkey is that?

I do.

[Dire Moose]

Do you, Dr. Gunsforhands, solemnly swear to commit your eternal soul to serve the every sadistic whim of Orcus until the end of time?

With my BARE HANDS!

[Crisis21]

I'm sorry, how did you remove Orcus's spleen again?


14d6 paisley damage.

[Ironsmith]

Ah! My eyes! What have you done?!




...This is a pen.

[Caerulea]

Ooh, is that a limited edition Costa solid gold? I've always wanted one of those.

They just do that sometimes.

[Xihirli]

Oh my gods! Are those your eyes clubbing that child to death?!

The Star of Death that Shines at the Zenith of the Heavens!