Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

[Book Wombat]

So hey, I met a beholder and want to become friends with it. What should I do?

I would rather you don't explode the apples.

[georger0171]

May I replace the fertilizer with C4?

NO, JAMES. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?

[+5 Vorpal Bunny]

And for my next trick, I, James the Splendid, will mix bleach and ammonia together!

You know what would make this better? EXPLOSIONS!

[georger0171]

This fireworks display is great, but it needs a little something extra...

Oh please god no.

[Book Wombat]

I made some worm pancakes, want some?

A Rubik's Cube should help.

[Dire Moose]

I need something to really break this guy’s mind. Got any suggestions?

I’ll never tell you! Do you hear me? Never! I’d rather die!

[Laughing Dog]

What... is your... favorite color?

On the edge of a laughing teacup.

[Book Wombat]

Where do angels and devils dance together?

Using balloons? I never would have thought of that!

[Personification]

Do you like my solution to the problem of evil?

Given enough boiled rutabagas, yes.

[Caerulea]

They definitely won't notice the taste of the rotting corpses?

Next we do cartwheels.

[georger0171]

Are we finished with gymnastics yet?

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[Caerulea]

Make me? You couldn't touch me!

I have never heard of that.

[Laughing Dog]

Have you heard the King's Law?

Did Kubla Kat decree.

[Xihirli]

Shall we throw all of the glass onto the floor?

I hereby announce that this table shall henceforth be known as "my spot."

[Dire Moose]

Where did you want to do your “juggling lit sticks of dynamite while trying to ride a ferocious beast” performance again?

It might as well have been written in Klingon for all I know.

[Laughing Dog]

So how did you find my translation of 'The Art of War' into Romulan?

That the corn fritter festooned with medals.

[Dire Moose]

Was that supposed to be “kernel” or “colonel?”

I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name...

[Caerulea]

Alright, so you're auditioning for the part of 'mysterious stranger that helps the hero in the second act'. Let's see what you got.


Maybe you're the villain!

[Laughing Dog]

So who is the murderer here?

Shall make the brownies free.

[Personification]

If you do not meet our demands within twenty-four hours, we, the Brotherhood of Infinite Pain and Much More Finite Death, shall... shall... uh... line.

Don't worry. The revolution is also being livestreamed on Twitch this time, too.

[Book Wombat]

But, but what if no one comes?

Way too much sugar.

[Dire Moose]

Is there anything we can give the halfling bard to make him less annoying?

That depends on how much blood he can live without.

[Laughing Dog]

When should I cast cure minor wounds on the prisoner?

And so the walls turned to water.

[Ironsmith]

So, how was that raid tip? Meteor Swarm against the Frost King; good idea?

*swears in Klingon*

[Dire Moose]

Mr. Worf, did you make all the preparations for Ambassador Troi’s arrival?

All your base are belong to us.

[Laughing Dog]

What was that one line from that one game?

To let our sorrows drown.

[Korith]

Why are you holding that sad duck underwater?

It was an umbrella with a hypnotic swirly pattern

[Caerulea]

You're saying you stabbed all these people because of something you saw in a movie?

I'm not late! The universe is just moving too fast!

[Dire Moose]

Give me one reason why I shouldn’t fire you!

I’ve never seen a giant robot cry before.

[Xihirli]

But... but... why can the battle droids feel fear?



It's pregnancy night at the box museum!