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    Did you not consider that I might slip on the wet floor?

    Mucus in the sun!
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Why is my shadow making arcane gestures at me?

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    Would you like an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini?

    But I happen to love a good rainstorm.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Isnít getting wet kind of a bad idea which messes up all our plans?

    Please, just stop lying to me.
    Cleric of the Random Number God. All hail RNGesus!

    Never played D&D and perpetually clueless in Werewolf/Mafia.

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    Would you believe itís melted gumdrops?

    I wouldnít say that. Not that it isnít true; I just wouldnít say it.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    So you think you can bench press twice your weight, then?

    Now what kind of question is that for someone like me?


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    Is it true that, as this witness just testified, you chased the Count around the castle while saying "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"?

    It needs to be fully functional, and made entirely out of Lego.
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    What's your view regarding the fatal flaws in the design of the first Death Star?

    Only if you're buying.
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    Wanna go through this wardrobe into Narnia with me?

    Today, I broke your solar system. Oops. My bad.
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Is it just me, or did Mars grow a planet-covering face with big, pointy, chomping teeth and start flying directly towards us?

    I know of 387 ways, including the one where I wiggle my finger like this. wiggle wiggle
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    How do you propose that we knock some sense into all of those pesky flat-earthers and climate-change-deniers?

    I suggest hula hoops and chamomile-tea muffins, if there even is such a thing as the latter. Barring that, then lemon peels and barbed wire.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Our heist plan to take the Device of Maximum Plot isn't nearly convoluted enough and we're the laughing-stock of all other villain squads! Do you have any suggestions to quickly bring our plan to maximum convolution?

    An extra colony of bees ought to put a stop to that!
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    Professor, the students are complaining that bees are stinging them!

    Well. I guess we'll have to memorize a new song.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    Have you heard that this platoon has been captured by the British, and weíre being impressed into their navy?

    Iíd have to go with the rope, although the other option is almost as appealing.


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    For your execution you have a choice between Cake or the Hangman's Noose. Which do you choose?

    Well, it all started when I tried to see what would happen if I played Baby Shark through an Atreides Sonic Weapon...
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    Hey, where'd my planet go?!

    A TARDIS malfunction and an ill-placed banana peel.
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    Hey, I have an extended signature now!

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    How in the world did the Doctor happen to wind up on Yan Can Cook?

    Personally, I think it's overrated, compared to the Eighties version of Magnum P.I.--I mean, you don't have Tom Selleck working with you, which I imagine isn't as much fun.
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    How in the world did you manage to distract the entire Magnum PI convention away from the fact that there was an Iceland-sized UFO directly above the convention hall?

    I think there was a movie about that. It was called Tangentially Yours or something like that.
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    Did you hear that story about the two mathematicians in love?

    Because messing with people is fun.
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    Never played D&D and perpetually clueless in Werewolf/Mafia.

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    Why do you do it? Why do you go out and give to the poor and help people every single day without fail?

    My mom is so sorry.
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    Who decided that breaking into Fort Knox was a good idea?

    That, my friend, is why you never go into the woods without a compass and a Nerf gun.
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    Aaaahhh!!!! Why does the bear have two mouths!?!?!!???!

    Well praise the Traveler and pass the cupcakes.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
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    I see no clear path forward. What am I to do with myself?

    And that was only the first reference to afterlife.
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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    This inscription says,"AND FROM THAT PLACE DID THEY COME FORTH IN GREAT MULTITUDES SO THAT THE GODS ABOVE MIGHT TAKE THEIR VENGEANCE UPON THE UNFAITHFUL". Should we be concerned?

    Look on the slightly less dark side. You still have a slice of pie.
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    I know it's not my birthday yet. But why did all my birthday candles explode?!

    And so we wandered off slowly into the sunset, blissful and satisfied at the hard work that we had accomplished, after a long and trying day.
    Come, Fairies, take me out of this dull world,
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    Wait, what came after kicking me?

    I have never said any of those words.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    Would you explain to this court what you meant by "Iíll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iíve been involved in numerous secret raids..."

    I thought it would look cute in a tuxedo.

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    What in the world did you do to my new bag of Cheetos?

    It's all in the way you look at things. Upside-down works, but that's just based on my own experience. You may have to experiment.
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    What is objectively the best sex position?

    I have seven walnuts.


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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    So what exactly did you get in exchange for giving your soul and the lives of your loved ones over to Orcus?

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