Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

[Caerulea]

Do you have anything to declare?

Five boots of speed
Four falling rocs
Three Cruel Drow
Two flattened flumphs
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[CyberiadQueen]

What did you find in your stocking last year?

Six confused elves
Five boots of speed
Four falling rocs
Three Cruel Drow
Two flattened flumphs
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Personification]

Give me 21 good reasons not to fore you!

Seven Wands O' Smiling,
Six confused elves,
Five boots of speed,
Four falling rocs,
Three Cruel Drow
Two flattened flumphs,
And a partridge in a pear tree. (The Platypus)

[Xihirli]

Mitch! The king will kill us unless we list fantastical gifts in descending order of quantity! What do we say?

Eight dragons growling
Seven Wands O' Smiling,
Six confused elves,
Five boots of speed,
Four falling rocs,
Three Cruel Drow
Two flattened flumphs,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[thisdude9001]

What did you use to break into the ultra super secure bank?

Nine imps scheming
Eight dragons growling
Seven Wands O' Smiling,
Six confused elves,
Five boots of speed,
Four falling rocs,
Three Cruel Drow
Two flattened flumphs,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[Dire Moose]

This is the best soup I’ve ever tasted! What’s in it?

Ten werewolves howling,
Nine imps scheming,
Eight dragons growling,
Seven Wands O' Smiling,
Six confused elves,
Five boots of speed,
Four falling rocs,
Three Cruel Drow
Two flattened flumphs,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[SunderedWorldDM]

This party'll be so cool! Tell me again who we invited?

Eleven Tombs of Horror,
Ten werewolves howling,
Nine imps a'scheming,
Eight dragons growling,
Seven Wands O' Smiling,
Six confused elves,
Five boots of speed,
Four falling rocs,
Three Cruel Drow
Two flattened flumphs,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

[CyberiadQueen]

Who's going to visit you if you're naughty this year?

Twelve festive vampires,
Eleven Tombs of Horror,
Ten werewolves howling,
Nine imps a'scheming,
Eight dragons growling,
Seven Wands O' Smiling,
Six confused elves,
Five boots of speed,
Four falling rocs,
Three Cruel Drow
Two flattened flumphs,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

(I'm so amazed/excited, lol! I didn't know everyone was going to follow through on this.)

[Caerulea]

It's so nice to finally meet your extended family! Who'd you say was going to be at the Christmas party again?

13 wicked witches, dancing around a bubbling hot spring.

[Dire Moose]

Who did you say made this soup, again?

In my pants.

[TinyMushroom]

Hey, where's Perry?

Due to a technicality, we don't have to worry about that.

[CyberiadQueen]

Hey, uh, what's with this pile of coal? It seems to have the names of everybody in the forum on it...

Yeah, the elves are really movin' and groovin'.

[Xihirli]

Hey, Head Elf. We’re almost to the special day, is work getting done?

That doesn’t sound like me.

[CyberiadQueen]

Didn't I see you kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night?

I heard it from Rudolph. Why would a reindeer lie?

[thisdude9001]

Hey, who told you Santa wanted all the carrots sugar coated?

You put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em bot' up.

[Samba Mentality]

Doctor, ain’t there nothin I can take? I said, doctor, to relieve this belly ache?

Because he stepped off with his right foot.

[Dire Moose]

Why did you stab that guy in the back 15 times with a chainsaw?

If I told you, I’d be required to kill you.

[Xihirli]

Hey, what's in this pudding?

You are true after a fashion, my friends, however... what you don't know is that I have a horrible skin disease.

[Samba Mentality]

I really like this salad!... But what are these little flakes?

It’s how I’m gonna make a name for myself.

[CyberiadQueen]

Why did you steal the cursed emerald of Tokolulu?

There's an innocent explanation for that, but I can't figure out what it is, yet.

[SunderedWorldDM]

Hey! What are you doing with that puppy?

I just got kinda bored one day, and, well, here we are.

[Snowblaze]

So... why are you trying to destroy the world with the power of cookies?

Well, I can’t pause time and I can’t travel backwards through time, so I don’t really have many other options.

[Personification]

Why are you sitting in a kayak?

Thrice.

[Caerulea]

How many times did you flip the doomsday switch?

Tomorrow, the world shall fall back into yesterday. Or possibly on its head.

[Korith]

Why are all the clocks upside-down?

It was kind of like getting frozen in carbonite and then getting backed over by a steamroller.

[Xihirli]

What was your one-night stand like?

My Mucus Membrane
Protects my outer shell
I wriggle around
I do very well

[CyberiadQueen]

Can you do the Twist?

Yeah, well, that's what happens when you hit the Self-Destruct button when you mean to hit the Eject button on the DVD player.

[SunderedWorldDM]

Hey, who replaced my DVD player with a waffle iron?!

Three gallons of melted lard.

[Snowblaze]

You poured what all over his head?

Squirtle, Bulbasaur and the Dark Lord Morgoth.

[CyberiadQueen]

Who's on the guest list for your next birthday party?

I planned for that contingency. But then I decided to just sit back and watch what happened, and that option proved to be much more entertaining.