Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

[Xihirli]

So how did your battle with the Romans go, Pyrrhus?

A body of objectively verifiable facts that are positively indicative of and/or exclusively concordant with one available position over any other.

[Crisis21]

What is all this again?


I am Groot.

[Caerulea]

Who left sticks on my bed?

Fighting a losing battle against java.

[Dire Moose]

So how is the attempt at world domination going, my Emperor?

I didn’t even know it was capable of breaking!

[Xihirli]

I leave you to hold up the sky while I grab an apple for FIVE minutes. What happened?

Push through the pain, giving up hurts more.

[ChaoticHarmony]

Why do you exhaust yourself every night?

A hellish landscape next to a river of souls

[Caerulea]

What is Math class like today?

Sleep for 23 hours.

[Dire Moose]

Madam President! The aliens are demanding that we surrender the planet to them or they will open fire! What shall we do?

There is always room for one more.

[Xihirli]

Why are you wearing my pants?

The truth is what’s left once you cut away the darkness.

[Caerulea]

Do you know where my black dress shirt is?

Just say it backwards and in Latin.

[jwhouk]

But why in the world do we call it the Tse Tse fly, anyways?

Not for all the chocolate bars in the world.

[Dire Moose]

Hey kid, you want to tour my wonderful, magical and absolutely completely safe chocolate factory?

That’s stupid! You’re stupid! Stop being stupid!

[Xihirli]

Well, I think so, Brain. But how are we going to convince the elephants that the polka is the right dance?

I will not.

[Magic_Hat]

I will not.

Will you come with me and watch any given Star Wars film that isn't part of the original trilogy.

I want pudding.

[Caerulea]

What weapon do you choose? Gun, sword, perhaps the lightsaber?

10 horse, 2 cats, a lance, and a hot air balloon.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

How do you commute to work?

I had to replace it yesterday.

[Xihirli]

I don't remember your duck speaking French.

He could do a large number of things semi-competently.

[Magic_Hat]

He could do a large number of things semi-competently.

Can this zombie perform the tasks required if I hire him to work in my store?

It was like that when I got there.

[jwhouk]

Why is there a huge crater in the breakroom, and when did all these firetrucks show up?


No thanks, I'm trying to cut down.

[Xihirli]

Would you care to donate to save the trees?

When has that ever stopped me?

[Personification]

1992 called, they say they have a cease and desist order.

Yeah, but not like, recently...

[Magic_Hat]

Yeah, but not like, recently...

Have you ever eaten so much food at an all-you-can-eat buffet that you caused the restaurant to go out of business?

I'm Batman

[Xihirli]

I have a pizza for a Mr. Wayne to be delivered to... crime alley?

I don't see how that's even a valid question.

[Korith]

What do you do with a soaking wet toddler after their bath time?

Shake her 'til the water falls off

[jwhouk]

I don't get it - how is using a giant baby to block the flow of the river upstream going to stop the flow of water over that cliff?

(Think about it for a moment.)

I go over to the wall and push the button, and voila!

[Silent_Interim]

So what do you usually do to get breakfast in the morning?

It's Cthulu o'clock, I'm Mark Miller, welcome to Channel Eldritch.

[Magic_Hat]

It's Cthulu o'clock, I'm Mark Miller, welcome to Channel Eldritch.

Are you thinking clearly after reading that ancient, pulsing book written in strange otherworldly ruins?

Location, location, location!

[Xihirli]

Professor, what's the most important thing in an evil plan?

Walls are just doorways still in denial. I help them with that.

[Caerulea]

Why is there a drill taped to your hat?

Arson is, technically, a crime. So, no.

[ChaoticHarmony]

What is your motto as a professional carpenter?

Well, you see, when a man loves a woman very much......