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    Where do the mind-sucking horrors that are plaguing us come from?

    It's not clear, but my theory is that it's actually dark matter.
    I go by them/they/their pronouns, but I'm comfortable with he/him/his or she/her/hers.

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    'Kay! Ignoring a ninja never hurt anyone.



    Being terrible at being a wolf since always.

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    Why does the sky turn dark at night?

    A few grass mats, some cave drawings, the heads of my enemies mounted on the wall ... it could be quite pleasant.
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    A few grass mats, some cave drawings, the heads of my enemies mounted on the wall ... it could be quite pleasant.
    We want you to write a children's book - what kind of house should the main character live in?

    Charmander! I choose you!

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    Hey, do you have a nightlight I can borrow?

    ARRRRGH MY EYES!
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    How many fingers am I holding up?
    No, it was two.

    It must be lonely being that breathtaking.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    My teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death! What do you think of THAT, Barrel-Rider?

    (The Hobbit, naturally.)

    Not in my bathtub, you donít.
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    Do I use that soldering iron?

    I see no way that giving that to teenagers could end badly.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meus est.
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    What happened to my Go To Yesterday machine?

    Ah yes, the Go to Yesterday Machine. It's not a damned time machine! It only takes you to yesterday, and then disappears for 24 hours after dropping you off. It gets away from that pesky conservation of mass energy nonsense by annihilating an equal amount of pure gold from 24 hours ago as the mass of the transported entities.
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    That looks like your transmogrifier. Oh, did you just turn the box upwards?

    I'm getting to that.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    I'm getting to that.
    It looks like the hurricane is gonna hit in less than 24 hours - should you make plans to evacuate the city?

    I'll like a large number 4, extra pickles.

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    Welcome to Hollywood upstairs drive-through freak cosmetic surgery! We have a special today - number 4, the "I want to look like a giant bobble head and replace my internal organs with pickles" is half off! Can I take your order?

    I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
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    Did you not used to own an airplane?

    Just get me a godsdamned hairtie or I will turn this around!
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    Okay, okay. You've successfully commandeered our blimp. What are your demands?

    Iím everywhere! I have your magic! I have your power! I know your secrets and I play with your minds! I decide who lives, who dies, and who gets absorbed!
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What's the word on that water supply? Clean or tainted?

    Because otherwise the DM would have to stop boiling his dice in vinegar.
    GNU Terry Pratchett

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    So, what are you going to do now that you've got admin privileges on our Minecraft server?

    Why do you have to play a ninja every single time?

    Five little ducks went swimming one day,
    Over the hills and far away.
    Momma duck says "Quack, quack, quack",
    But only four little ducks came back.
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    Play it again, Sam.

    If you ask me that question again, Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    Not sure if I believe that, but just in case - why donít you win for the sake of all humanity, kay?

    I hate you. Like, for new reasons.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Why is there literal steam shooting out of your nostrils?

    And so the Narwhal impaled the King Polar Bear and killed him, and all the Arctic Foxes lived happily ever after.
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    How are you going to explain to Santa Claus why none of the kids are getting presents this year?

    More ducks. And a bigger donkey.
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    Well, that bridge design didnít work. Any suggestions?

    It lasted two whole hours: thatís like ten minutes in psychotic time.
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    How long has the test subject been free from captivity with a machete now?

    IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!
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    What's the current count of your Anime toothbrush collection?

    Sly the Dog, PhD.
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    Aw, cute cat. What's his name?

    Don't worry, it's not my blood. Well, not all of it. Well, not some of it. Well, okay, most of it is my blood, but it's fine.
    I go by them/they/their pronouns, but I'm comfortable with he/him/his or she/her/hers.

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    'Kay! Ignoring a ninja never hurt anyone.



    Being terrible at being a wolf since always.

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    Don't worry, it's not my blood. Well, not all of it. Well, not some of it. Well, okay, most of it is my blood, but it's fine.
    I love the color you paint my house - what shade of red is it?

    I don't like food anymore!

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    Whatís the matter, Johnny? Youíve hardly touched your door hinge.

    Mine was definitely the first one.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    How shall we untangle this mess of treachery and betrayal?

    I'm too tired. It'll keep.
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    So, um, what about this time-bomb?

    3 sausages and a grapefruit segment, and that's my final offer!
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    Are you sure you understand how down-payments on houses work?

    Twelve drummers drumming
    Eleven pipers piping
    Ten lords a leaping
    Nine ladies dancing
    Eight maids a milking
    Seven swans a swimming
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    Welcome to our white elephant exchange. What did you bring, Bethany?

    You know, the best revenge is TIME.
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    What should Time Magazine's new slogan be?

    The Case of Killer Death III: Putting the Psycho in Psychopomp
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
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