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    I heard you were getting a divorce. How's it going, so far?

    With a one, and a two, and a three! Let's party!
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    And thus the Lord of the Damned Pits spake through his hate-blackened maw: How shall we sound the signal for the apocalypse? And lo, S'Kdfl-S'Kdl, the Dark Eye, greatest among the Dark Lords unholy servants answered, in accordance with his Masters foul teachings:

    Sorry, I don't like peaches, but if you're in the market for a grill I know where you can buy one.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    Nitpick: I believe you'll find that only our heads explode. Page 43 of Book of Pedantic Forumites, if memory serves.
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    Are those grilled peaches? If so, then I'd love to try them since I can't make them at home.


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    Ewwwwwwww! What is this and how long has it been sitting in the fridge?

    That is NOT what you were supposed to do with it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    That is NOT what you were supposed to do with it!
    These suppositories are so delicious! Do they come in any other flavors?

    I don't own a convertible.

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    Why did that attractive woman slap you in the face and call you a liar?

    Oh. Oh, you mean this one? I meant to do that, honestly. Well, maybe I didn't quite mean to; that's just the way it goes sometimes. I think.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    Oh. Oh, you mean this one? I meant to do that, honestly. Well, maybe I didn't quite mean to; that's just the way it goes sometimes. I think.
    I meant this attractive woman, and I told her about my convertible. Wait! Why is my convertible flattened and on fire?

    I thought that was the proper way to fill out an insurance claim for my recently destroyed convertible.

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    Why is there a bowl of chicken entrails, the skin of a calf and a human eyeball in my intray?

    Someone just ran me over with their steam powered racing piano!
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    Why are you late?

    Your wisdom walks hand in hand with your idiocy.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What do you think about my dissertation?

    For each I in N let AI be equal to BI - B0
    This is a boring signature.
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    How do you make nonexplosive dynamite?

    I'm looking over a four-leaved clover that I overlooked before...
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    I'm looking over a four-leaved clover that I overlooked before...
    Why did you destroy my expensive, new convertible?

    No, I will not let the issue of my convertible drop!

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    Could you come up with something else?

    I AM THE SENATE!
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What are you doing in my house?

    Oh, um, yes. Of course. Right over there.
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    Do you know the way to San Jose? (And now that song's gonna be stuck in my head all evening. At least I did it to myself.)

    Believe me, this is not what I had planned for the week.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    I thought you said your cousins were staying over. Why is there a whole family of badgers in the house instead?

    Santa Claus killed my dog!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    Santa Claus killed my dog!
    Can you name anything worse than having your brand new, never driven, super expensive convertible destroyed?

    That won't make up for my destroyed car.

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    Okay, if we cant KILL Jaws, what could we maybe use to make him GO AWAY?

    I feel shame. Right in my bloodhole.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    How does it feel to be the world's first-ever sesquiquintillionaire?

    It was like that when I got here!
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Why is my cat on fire?

    Chocolate pie, and pudding.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    You may use whatever pronouns you like when referring to me.

    CPW, next time THINK before you post something stupid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    Chocolate pie, and pudding.
    You'll give me what if I stop complaining about my destroyed convertible?

    At least the pudding is good.

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    Why did those people who ate the desserts here transform into classic convertible cars?

    Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy, I believe.
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    Hey, I was just ice skating and suddenly the river exploded all over me. Do you have any idea what happened?

    When the moon is full in the darkness, the whispering of the Devil will be heard! Entice them over to death!
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What did the fortune in your fortune cookie say?

    Ah, yes. The kick-your-enemy-in-the-shin-while-his-head-is-wedged-in-a-torpedo-tube gambit. Always a success!
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    What was the last thing Admiral Dingus said before he and his crew were mercilessly slaughtered?

    As I walk through the Valley where I harvest my Grain, I take a look at my Wife, and realize she's very Plain. But that's just Perfect for an Amish like me, you know we shun Fancy things like Electricity
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    So, what was the best opening line to a rap song in the last 20 years, in your opinion?


    In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
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    Are salad forks designed to do that?!

    You know, If anyone else asked me that, I would have been more honest with them.
    Last edited by Xihirli; 2019-08-03 at 02:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    You know, If anyone else asked me that, I would have been more honest with them.
    Do you have the time to listen to me whine? About nothing and everything all at once.

    Sometimes I give myself the creeps. Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.

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    Are you just paranoid, or are you stoned?

    Help me! I've torn apart my insides! Help me! I've got no soul to sell!
    Quote Originally Posted by Suzanne Collins
    Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChaoticHarmony View Post
    Help me! I've torn apart my insides! Help me! I've got no soul to sell!
    Here's a nice, new car, just for you. Name your price, and we'll try to make a good deal. Hit me with your best offer! What'll you give me for it?

    No. No, no. Not that left. Your other left, sweetie.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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