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    Quote Originally Posted by CyberiadQueen View Post
    No. No, no. Not that left. Your other left, sweetie.
    This is my new convertible, yes? The one on the left?

    You could've called this game "Bird vs. Camel" and no one would have argued with you.

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    Why did my campaign die a horrible death?

    I choose you, Charizard!
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    How shall we cause devastation on a both personal and global level?

    I'd appreciate that.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Would you like me to rescue you from this hellish torture chamber, filled with all manner of horrifying devices designed specifically to cause you the maximum amount of agony?

    Ah. I didn't see that coming.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Ah. I didn't see that coming.
    Would it surprise you if I made a reference to the film Pirates of the Great Salt Lake?

    How silly of us to think that we could borrow a book from THE LIBRARY!!!

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    Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?

    That's true Tom, I've heard that.
    Bonus points if you know the source.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    Nitpick: I believe you'll find that only our heads explode. Page 43 of Book of Pedantic Forumites, if memory serves.
    I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.

    Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!

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    I've been tempted by your lies of bonus points once before. Never again.
    Wait... the key to a successful polyamorous union is a mutual hatred of Jaden Yuki?

    Seven, but I use different units.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    Seven, but I use different units.
    I need to take some gasoline from you to fuel my new convertible. How many gallons of gas can I take from you?

    Can't forget the flying eggplant.

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    Is there anything else you need for Project: Flying Pig?

    If I hear one more thing about a convertible, I'll unleash a terrible wave of magic that will crush every convertible in this world until they're the size of a grape.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Have you seen Magic_Hat's convertible, by any chance?

    This is why you never send a preschooler in to do a ninja's job.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    This is why you never send a preschooler in to do a ninja's job.
    Why was there a little kid trying to hot wire and steal my new convertible?

    1910 times were weird.

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    Wait, really? You got shot and then gave a speech?

    We've never done that and you know it.
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    What do you mean, you donít offer assassination services on the breakfast menu anymore?

    Accounting for traffic conditions and air resistance, Iíd say roughly seven days.

    Blue Ghost, Lawful Good generalist wizard, at your service.
    Love wins. S'agapo.

    I make MtG cards. My portfolio

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    So, the real question isn't why the chicken crossed the road, but how long it took for it to cross the road?

    Well yeah, you've already seen her daughter.
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
    Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.

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    Well yeah, you've already seen her daughter.
    Wait, the attractive lady that slapped me because she thought I lied about having a convertible has children?

    The bougiest of beat 'em ups!

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    How do you like to spend your time, when you're not here or cruising around in your convertible?

    Because it's a refreshing way to spend a summer day.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Why did you jump into a lake full of hungry alligators?

    With my BARE HANDS!
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    Oh? And how are you going to do that, by dropping a house on me and singing about the lollypop guild?

    That's... that's nice, mom.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    That's... that's nice, mom.
    "How do you feel about me taking a ride in a convertible with that nice Magic_Hat guy?"*

    Tensions were high with this Herman Munster guy.

    *I may need to apologize for this.

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    I was gone for just five minutes! How did this room get so smashed up?!

    Well, when you come back to Earth, tell Superman I said hi.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    What's that you're attaching to this chair that I seem to be bound to?

    They were all out of bingo dabbers.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Why are you stuck in a tree waiting for a truck full of cats to rescue you? I can tell it's a long story, so just tell me what it started with.


    I got an idea! Lines with tthree ends!
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    How should we deal with traffic congestion in major cities?

    Kill 'em with kindness. Or be kind to them by killing them. Take your pick.
    Love is the ultimate trip. --Micky Dolenz

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    Kill 'em with kindness. Or be kind to them by killing them. Take your pick.
    I want to ask another attractive woman to go for a ride in my convertible. How should I do this?

    Someone out there decided to make this game. That's like making a game about Pompeii.

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    Want to play Axis and Allies?

    No, none. Except that one.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    No, none. Except that one.
    Would you like to go for a ride with me in one of my convertibles?

    Three words: convertibles, convertibles, and convertibles.

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    Are we over this convertible joke nonsense yet?

    Look, I'm just saying that a sledgehammer gives it that "worn in" look!
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
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    What the [BLEEP] happened to Magic_Hat's convertible?!

    I prefer to leave those in-depth, problematic decisions to fortune cookies.
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    Wait, are you a very honest person or do you just have no regard for the feelings of others?

    The gods **** on my pillow before I rest my head.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    The gods **** on my pillow before I rest my head.
    Why are you so angry all the time?

    Mopeds are the new convertibles! Mopeds! Mopeds! Mopeds!

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