Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

[Xihirli]

Wait, where's your brother?


Games mean conflict - a combat between enemies. It’s the same for all of them! Cards, chess, the blood-soaked dance of war… all of these are different kinds of games. In some, we hold the pieces. Here, we are them. And all we have to wager is a single chip called life.

[Silent_Interim]

Why can't you just be nice to your little brother?

In fact, not only is there a gun in my pocket, I am also pleased to see you!

[Dire Moose]

What business shall I tell the King you have with him?

Ten thousand. No more, no less.

[Caerulea]

How many knives should I bring?

Murder. Lots of murder.

[Xihirli]

What are we going to do tonight, Brain?



That is reprehensible, depraved, and most importantly, highly impractical in this situation.

[Crisis21]

What do you think about streaming old episodes of the Teletubbies into the Dark Lord's video feed?


Megaman and Link.

@V: I mean, it was a little surprising but they did ask me to officiate and all.

[Caerulea]

Who are you marrying again?

22 people, preferably with their blood inside them this time.

[Personification]

What do you hope to get out of this year's group of American Idol contestants, Mr. Seactest?




We need to get these goats for our computer industries.

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-Mitt Romney, Bad Lip Reading

[Xihirli]

Wait, you were trying to lose Monty Hall?



We do business here and we'll turn into dirt later!

[Dire Moose]

So what kind of reward are we getting when we’re done with this job?

100 gallons of alchemist’s fire.

[Crisis21]

...what exactly did you just drink?


The Legend of Zelda.

[Ironsmith]

Wait, where did you say you were again?


She's a gunshot bride~

[Silent_Interim]

What do we know about the woman who assassinated the president?

I've got 50,000 angry bees in this bucket, and I'm not afraid to use them!

[Personification]

Sir, are you aware that collecting honey without a permit is illegal in the state of Florida?



I WILL HAVE ALL OF THE CRUMPETTSSS!!!!!!!

[Crisis21]

And why exactly did you hold up a bakery of all things?


Paladin with a side of Warlock and a hint of Barbarian.

[Xihirli]

May I take your order?


Even if he is mistaken, he has an emotion and sits in a well

[Ironsmith]

...You know that's a fifty foot fall, right?

All kinds of stuff, but I really shouldn't mention it here.

[Book Wombat]

What did you do to that person?

Water, water, some more water and a pinch of salt.

[Crisis21]

What was your adventuring class combination again?



Eevee forever!

[Xihirli]

How’s your Black Panther / Pokémon fanfic coming along?


I have a very particular set of skills. I will hunt you. I will find you. And I will deep fry your kebab.

[Silent_Interim]

So, what was your previous career?

I still can't believe that I paid actual money for it.

[Caerulea]

What is that thing in your pool? And why is it 20 feet long and made out of eldritch abominations?

Ehh. It will be fine. Probably.

[Crisis21]

So... you forgot how to count and still want to take your math exam?



Ce-le-brate good times, come on!

[Dire Moose]

So, our fearless dictator, you have just condemned 500 people to a slow and painful death. What should I tell them?

I vant to sahk your blahd!

[Xihirli]

What do we want!
...And when do we want - what!?

The only gods I’ve met can break

[Silent_Interim]

Are you sure that stealing the divine weaponry was a good plan?

It's part of a balanced breakfast!

[Requilac]

Q: Why are you holding the Illithid’s brain like that?

A: Oh, that, It is a sign that the end is nigh.

[Caerulea]

What was just thrown through my window?

Look. You can't save everybody.

[Xihirli]

Was killing half of the universe really the only solution?

We can burn that river when we cross a bridge over the bush with two birds in a glass castle.

[Personification]

What should I title my memoirs?

Meanwhile, I still can't afford it because Acererak is late with the alimony again, what a literal deadbeat!