Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

[Ironsmith]

Isn't Katie supposed to be getting her Zombrex today?

I was going to answer that, but now it's irrelevant.

[Dire Moose]

Where did you hide the body, and what is in this sausage you gave me?

The dog ate it.

[Caerulea]

Where is my signed baseball?

10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4...

[Crisis21]

What comes after 11?


A fist of Justice.

[Personification]

And what shall you name your food truck?

Maybe, but I still think it was better than the sequel, Cheif Inspector Raichu.

[Personification]

Ow! Dude, what was that!?

You can no longer hide in shadow.

I hate to tell you that it was actually a ninja:

And what shall you name your food truck?

Maybe, but I still think it was better than the sequel, Cheif Inspector Raichu.

[Xihirli]

Is watching this yellow mouse physically painful for you, too?


You can no longer hide in shadow.

[Silent_Interim]

So, which room am I going to be staying in?

I think that it works best with freshly squeezed lemons, but you do you.

[Dire Moose]

Quick! What is the best way to disarm a nuclear bomb?

Spoiler

Show

KABOOM!

Professor Plum with the Revolver in the Dining Room.

[Crisis21]

You killed who?


A tapdancing calico cat god.

[Xihirli]

Our last hope is who?

You're a sheet of paper, that's been folded into an origami frog, and then unfolded; knowing that you'll never be as great as you once were, but will always carry the marks, of what you have achieved.

[Caerulea]

What is the premise for your kids game?

Some guy I know. Knew, now.

[Personification]

So what does that make me, then?

No, I prefer motor oil. Vodka is too... obsequious.

[Silent_Interim]

So, the cocktail is vodka and orange juice, right?

Well, don't I have egg on my face right now.

[Ironsmith]

Standing in front of a Birdo, are you crazy?!

It's a long story, some of it even true, but the major takeaway is this: f*** Barbara.

[Xihirli]

Whose baby is this?

Yes, but the smell tends to linger.

[Crisis21]

So this Zom-B-Away spray really works?


Turning undead.

[Silent_Interim]

What on earth are you doing with that teddy bear?

Well, she's got a sword. So there's that.

[Korith]

Who would win: Xena or the entire Borg Collective?

I swear, I found it that way.

[Xihirli]

Was... was that Quebec?

That’s a complicated question, but I’m willing to say four.

[Caerulea]

What is the meaning of the universe?

A boat! A boat I tell you!

[Personification]

Wait, how many times have you died? Biologically, I mean, not legally.

Confirmed, the cookie man will not be destroyed until the parking ticket is validated.

[Silent_Interim]

What's the hold up on the demolitions job?

An ox, on an axe, asks on an oaken ex.

[Xihirli]

A what? On a what? Asked about how to get off of the what on a what?

Yes, I learned it from your uncle. Who I did not kill.

[Crisis21]

Did you just say 'with great power there must come great responsibility'?


Seventeen rolls of duct tape, five crates of fireworks, six paper bags, two tubs of gelatin, and an inflatable pool floatie.

[Caerulea]

How am I ever supposed to get into college?

Left. Your other left! No, not that other left, the other one!

[Personification]

Ok, Google. How do I get to the hospital.

Nope, just the churchmouse, except he's an atheist.

[Xihirli]

Are any of God's creatures stirring?

You are an anachronism — pure and noble heroes, still striving for right in a universe of chaos, unwilling to admit that your day is long over.

[Personification]

Are all of these talking animals completely without morals?

All we know is that it behaves as if it has mass.

You done been ninjad my friend.🤠

Are any of God's creatures stirring?

You are an anachronism — pure and noble heroes, still striving for right in a universe of chaos, unwilling to admit that your day is long over.

[Silent_Interim]

Hey, where'd my last slice of pizza go?

All we know is that it behaves as if it has mass.