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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    So do you want to spare any of these cute little orphans we found?

    My hero!

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    Excuse me, miss! Is this your bioweapon?

    I wouldn't phrase it quite like that.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    So you did absolutely nothing?

    I'll have you know, all of my work is done last minute.
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    So, how'd you get fired from NASA?

    I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you, and I *just* cleaned the carpet...
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    (So the alien invasion is due to begin tomorrow, and you've done nothing to prepare our defences?

    EDIT: Ninja'd.)

    How many people did you have to kill to get this apartment?

    I need a drink.
    Last edited by paddyfool; 2020-10-26 at 04:39 PM.

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    So, I hear you successfully took over the Gliese system, with the aid of your secretly funded space program. What do you plan to do to celebrate?

    It's all about plausible deniability.
    Stuff your eyes with wonder, live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories.

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    So, you're saying you couldn't have done it because you were too busy ironing your dog?

    Yeah, I'm not gonna field that one.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Stauner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?

    *glares silently*
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Sorry to hear that your entire face got paralysed. What does it feel like to be unable to blink or speak?

    To the dungeons!

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    So where did you want to go on your all-expenses-paid vacation?

    Because I was all out of onions.
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    You monster! Why did you kill my sister!

    Beef Stew.
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    What happened to your sister?

    Why, I'm glad you asked. *minsky pickup*
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Is that a rocket launcher trained at my head, or are you just happy to murder me?

    YOU CANNOT CONVERT THE MAFIA.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Hey, Vito, have you read Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere?

    I don't care. Rhythm of War is out today and nothing else matters! Today is AMAZING!!!!!!!!!
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    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    Did you hear that the world's going to end tomorrow?

    To save the world, of course.

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    Why exactly did you abduct all those children again?

    Hey, I never said they were my children.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Why aren't you upset that those kids were in the blast radius?

    In the end, we should have brought more chocolate.
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    Do you think we succeeded in appeasing that angry giant?

    I always wanted to ask that, but I always lacked the nerve.
    Stuff your eyes with wonder, live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories.

    ~*~ Ray Bradbury

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    So, if you got your limbs replaced with prosthetics, doesn't that mean you're technically handicapped and could use the handicap parking spot?

    ...I'm to blame?
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    For the crimes of impersonating a soldier, stealing my ice cream, murdering my brother, illegal parking, and setting aflame the states of Oklahoma, Ohio, and Quebec, how do you plead?

    I'd say it's the fault of poor Scandinavian manufacturing standards.
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    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
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    Xihirli, bastion of murder and betrayal.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    So, given that the safety switch was left off, the gun in question was balanced on the barrel, and you let my toddler into the room, whose fault would you say that shooting was?

    If only I could read!
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    Okay. Here's a vial of virulent poison, and here's the antidote. Try not to get them mixed up. Think you'll be able to manage?

    I think that's a matter best settled between you and a good lawyer.
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    Stuff your eyes with wonder, live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories.

    ~*~ Ray Bradbury

    The little sweeties in my userpic are Sage and Nutmeg.

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    Default Re: Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

    Does it count as self-defense if the toddler I punted had a gun?

    MY FLESH! IT BURNS!
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