Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

[Book Wombat]

Give me one good reason for your cardboard castle.

Three thousand pounds of pound cake?

[Laughing Dog]

What did you say was tonight's dinner?

As the chairs burned themselves for warmth.

[Xihirli]

Were you that guy who advocated for bees to eat flowers to survive?

I bust it WIIIIDE open!

[Caerulea]

How does that hammer help with my heart pain again?


This is technically an improvement.

[Korith]

Why did you sew worms into these already smelly wool socks?

Elmo told me to do it!

[Laughing Dog]

So why did you stake Count von Count?

So they need not face the clown.

[Book Wombat]

Why the hell did you bomb the circus?

I choose you, Gitafu!

[Dire Moose]

What are you going to use against Arceus, again?

Because [DATA EXPUNGED], that’s why!

[lacco36]

Computer, who gave orders to activate those missiles? And why the hell is Alpha Complex cut off from the rest of the world...?

Well, as I told you before, it could have been the easy or the hard way. But YOU had to choose the "third option".

[Laughing Dog]

Sooo... Angel Apocalypses, huh?

Then the spoons burst into song.

[Ironsmith]

So, the dish and the spoon, huh? I never thought they'd be an item. What happened next?

It's too late. We've already exchanged meaningful glances.

[Dire Moose]

Can we please not make this a romantic comedy? I wanted an action movie this time.

I don’t think you understand how the laws of physics work.

[Laughing Dog]

*hands paper* This will work, right?

And all the forks they understood.

[Personification]

So they had nothing but the spoons on their backs?

Yes! Exactly! Thank you! Who are you?

[Caerulea]

Excuse me, but is this your memory?

There ain't nothing that isn't mine! Only stuff I ain't got around to getting.

[Ironsmith]

Care to explain why you have my kidney?

I hear they offer an internet course for that.

[Laughing Dog]

Have you any advice on getting over catnip addiction?

As I stared at my now talking claws.

[paddyfool]

So when did you get the idea to scratch a "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" fanfic on the wall of the zoo?

I am a hero!

[Book Wombat]

What did that spotted lizard say yesterday?

Amputations, transfusions and stitches.

[Caerulea]

What fun party activities do you have planned?

I'm going to bake some Italian pastries.

[Laughing Dog]

So the house is burning down. What do you do?

Because this catnip is just that good.

[paddyfool]

How come an army of cats turned up to defend your petstore when the undead attacked?

Incoming meteorites!

[Book Wombat]

And what does the prophetic snail say today?

The great Xdjksi of course, who else?

[Dire Moose]

And just who told you you could fall asleep on guard duty, soldier? Answer me!

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

[Ironsmith]

Lord Vader! The rebels you were planning to release and tail have dropped off the radar. What do we do?

Thank you, mister Data.

[Laughing Dog]

Oh ****!

Cat Poetry.

[Dire Moose]

What are all those random letters, numbers and symbols typed all over your computer screen?

OH NO IT’S IN MY HOUSE SOMEBODY HELP ME AAAAARRRRGGGHH

[lacco36]

Hello, would you like to talk about our lord and savior Justin Bieber...?

No. Noo. Nope. Nononononononono. Nooooo. NO. Just NO!... okay, but make it double.

[Xihirli]

Why hello. Your usual human flesh today, sir?

That is poisoned.

[paddyfool]

I ran out... of water... two days... ago.
I... hear... the only.... well... in 100 miles... is ... just ahead?

I curse you with eternal thirst!