Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

[Korith]

Explain again why you've requisitioned $70 billion for cybernetic augmentations on a Loxodonta Africana specimen, including unicycle legs, missile launchers, thermal trackers, and a 170 decibel airhorn?

A 170 decibel airhorn.

[Silent_Interim]

What are your plans for the magical can of ever-lasting ultra-compressed air?

Of course not. Where would I even get a unitard at this time of night?

[Crisis21]

You're not seriously thinking of going out with that vampire, are you?


Three blocks west, hang a right, third door on your left.

[Dire Moose]

Where is your secret rebel base, criminal? Talk or face a world of pain!

You may fire when ready.

[Caerulea]

What is the status of the pies?

6 days.

[Xihirli]

What's in a name?

Spend most of your life ruled by another, watch your race dwindle to a handful, and then tell me what has more meaning than your own strength!

[Personification]

Welcome to Marriott, is there anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable?

Waffles, and a boatload of rabid Hungarian ferrets.

[Caerulea]

We are having a banquet for the king. What do you recommend?

54.3459173294523856373%

[Silent_Interim]

How much of the world cheese supply is compromised?

I can't legally answer that question, but suffice to say: that robot won't be menacing any hedges any time soon.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

How sure are you that these pants won't rip during exercise class?

It's you!

[Xihirli]

Aha! If I am nuts, then who was the nutcracker?


Good-bye, good luck, and good riddance.

[Caerulea]

Which way is the restroom?

255 bagels, and 1 live pig.

[Crisis21]

Dear lord, what did you eat?


Don't worry, we're going to put the bad man away for a very long time.

[Silent_Interim]

Do you know what happened to that evil overlord we captured last week?

All I can say is, next time make sure the curtains are non-flammable, not inflammable.

[Personification]

How did the presentation go?

I'll ask the questions here.

[Caerulea]

Who are you, and how did you get in here?

Around 5 kettles of tea.

[Xihirli]

What's in this cake?

I'm sure it has something to do with easels.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

What's the diagnosis?

Thumbs up emoji, birthday cake emoji, trophy emoji.

[Crisis21]

Are we Go for Operation: Birthday Bash?


Pac-Man, Bomber Man, and Mighty Joe Young.

[Personification]

What's for lunch?

Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then 'whoop') Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) 'We'll keep a welcome in the' (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) 'Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head' Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) 'Don't Sleep In The Subway' Barton Mainwaring (hoot, 'whoop') Smith, Very Silly Party.

[Xihirli]

Whenever you go out, the people always shout what?

That is what I said.

[Korith]

So you're saying that the resurfaced SS Lucrecia ran aground at 9.5 knots becauase the ghost captain was distracted while tying his shoes?

That's the best pickle I ever heard.

[Silent_Interim]

So, what did you think of the new song?

Well, I'm not hanging from the rafters by my ankles for my health, I'll tell you that for free.

[Crisis21]

Are you doing an impression of The Hanged Man from tarot for charity?


Five rings of shielding, three bracers of defense, two ten-foot poles, four wands of Fireball, and fifteen scrolls of Magic Missile.

[Xihirli]

What does your first level fighter have to trade?

Yeah. I hope that’s my blood.

[Caerulea]

What is that green smear on the wall?

It may have been a little excessive.

[Personification]

When I asked for a PB&J, you know that this isn't what I meant, right?

I concur. But first, lets kill the raccoon and nuke the town. That way, we don't have to worry about the demon toads.

[Dire Moose]

This is a pointless waste of time. All the tree-man will tell me is his name, and I’ve been interrogating him for hours! I say we just kill him.

No, Mr. Bond; I expect you to die.

[Xihirli]

Do you expect me to die?

Behind you RIGHT NOW.

[Crisis21]

Where can I get a trillion dollars?


Justice League: Avengers