Reverse Questioning III: Vengeance a With Hard Reverse

[Silent_Interim]

What is your deepest, darkest fear?

RUN.

[Xihirli]

Is that your brother?

I want to help my friends whenever they need it.

[Caerulea]

Why is there a rabbit with a tuba on my head?

It would have been cruel not to.

[Dire Moose]

Why did you stab my best friend in the back? He was just trying to sing!

Guns. Lots of guns.

[Silent_Interim]

And now moving back to the other candidate, how do you propose to address the issue of homelessness in the city?

Some of us can't afford a "proper" pterodactyl, Cheryl.

[Xihirli]

What’s with the bat with a beak glued onto it, pleb?

Wow, you have a lot of blood. Not as much as you had ten minutes ago, of course.

[Personification]

What do people usually say when first meeting you?

Never before has a panda been so feared, and so loved!

[Dire Moose]

So I heard the police lost the serial killer when he jumped the fence into the zoo. And now he’s turned up shredded to bloody chunks? Please explain what happened.

A penguin with a machine gun.

[Crisis21]

What did you mail-order this time?


Five sexy were-cats.

[Xihirli]

Who will be your running mate?

I’ve seen personally how you react to things you don’t believe or agree with

[Caerulea]

Why did you lock me in the closet with a bucket over my head?

We are not doing that again!

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Has anyone seen my chicken puppet?

It's exactly the same as before.

[Silent_Interim]

So, how're things going in your neck of the woods? Time bubble still keeping everything the same?

An axe, my friend Max, and betamax!

[Xihirli]

Who shall wax the floors?

Shadows that cower in the depths.

[Personification]

So, who are your role models?

That's not a Buick!
That's what I told him!

[Crisis21]

Can you help me hotwire this?


All I know is that the whole thing started with a cat and a laser pointer.

[Caerulea]

Why is the city on fire AGAIN!?

Brownies.

[Xihirli]

The harbinger of the apocalypse was what?

Look, I never said that my plan was well thought out. Only that it was incredibly evil.

[Personification]

[Facepalm] [Incredulous look]

Not if I can help it!

[Silent_Interim]

....is that cow going to climb that skyscraper?

Look, it's not my fault that my pants are missing. I'll admit to the rest of it, though.

[Crisis21]

Why, precisely, is the nation of orcs pledging allegiance to a pair of Levis?



Ragnarok: The Dubstep Remix

[Xihirli]

We destroy the world every week. How are we supposed to keep it fresh?

You need to be your own person first and foremost, I'm just here to love you and support you.

[Caerulea]

Is killing, and then reanimating yourself into an undead abomination a good way to keep doctor's bills low?

Only two days.

[Personification]

How long did it take to build Rome?

With style and an overly confident Baba Yaga. That's how!

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

What was the jingle for How^TM laundry detergent?

Zzzzzzzzz...

[jwhouk]

So how effective was that NoDoz alternative for you?

It looks like a bunch of Legos.

[Silent_Interim]

So what do you think of my new sculpture?

Ugh. Yogurt again.

[Xihirli]

What shall we be bathing in today?

I suppose I'll stick it out for a week or so and see how I feel about the whole thing.

[Crisis21]

You've just been polymorphed into a female dwarf: What are you going to do now?


You get one heck of a good time.

[Personification]

What do you get when you cross an armadillo with three gallons of churchmouse blood?

Never! You will have to eat it for them.