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    "This is our territory! Except when the giant worm is here, then it's his territory."

    "Wait.... I've got a white dragon bloodline, so I get cold resistance! That means I'm at 15 hp instead of -8!"
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    Lonji: maybe the river was pissed because it was pissed in?

    Horell: Did we get kaminapped?
    Scar: we went of our own free will, so more like kamibambozeled.
    Sasani: Kamicond

    Horell: THE HAPPY GRASS IS SINGING TO ME!

    Horell: Donít encourage the grass.
    Lonji: if the grass has musical inclinations it is in our best interest to encourage it.

    Loni: I have my own musical accompaniment. This is all Iíve ever wanted.

    Sasani: Iíve seen weirder things this week. I saw a table backstab a ninja.

    GM: How proficient are you with "Lonji on a string"?

    GM: the GM does not know enough about physics for this.

    Lonji: Mend me like one of your French wagons.

    Alum: I summon a pillar of light, Itís basically a healing shower
    Scar: All I heard was golden shower

    Horell: the only way to get rid of spirits is to help them with what they want. The problem is that the
    Spirit wants to kill us... so not really any good options here.

    Horell: Why did you want to eat the murder mushrooms?!
    Scar: Because Iím stupid thatís why

    GM: They look like edible berries once you smell them and shove them up...
    Group: Shove them up where?!

    Horell: I have no problem letting them think were idiots. so long as they think were harmless idiots.

    Lonji: Iím not judging you; Iím just confirming the madness.

    Horell: How proficient are you with "Lonji on a stick"?

    Loni: Please kill the spider so I donít have to make the moral choice?
    Horell: you fail at morals?
    Lonji: heal friend, kill spider, heal friend, kill spider, heal spider, kill friend.
    GM: your going to end up sticking Horell with the rapier.
    Scar: It all ends with you hitting the spider with the wand of healing and realizing: "huh. where did my rapier goĒ?

    GM: strangely the intruders are friend shaped.

    Lonji: I like the strategy of waving the rabid swashbuckler at the enemy.

    Lonji: I know what you are going to say, donít do, it is bellow your dignity. To which I say: no, its not!

    Lonji: I know we see weird sh--- every other day, but the sight of Sasanis horse walking upstairs is just unnatural.

    Scar: you get exp for walking into traps, right?
    GM: Only if it is EXPlosions.

    Lonji: My head is not my default measuring device.

    Lonji: hello ambush, my name is amtree.

    GM: people are paralyzed and about to be eaten by spiders, this is supposed to be terrifying.
    Group: it is. thatís why weíre trying to deflate the tension with bad jokes.

    Alum: I have the same strength as a table.
    GM: And like a table youíre not moving.

    Lonji: We go downstairs and plant our cleric like a flower.

    Scar: and for once scar the murderhobo just wanted to talk to him.
    Lonji: Weīve done the switchero.

    Sasani: Maybe we could convert him?
    Alum: weīre going to convert him into mulch.

    Lonji: Are the spiders communicating using websters dictionary or are they using the net.
    Scar: If their appearance is any hint, their using the dark web.

    Scar: and then I calm down again. you may hurt me now.

    GM: everyone roll a reflex save, including the furries.

    Horell: this is the third worst pain.
    Alum: yes, but weīve all heard underlings laugh at their bosses bad jokes before.

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    Evil Guy: "So, do you wish to serve me?"
    Raven: "You have my sword." [laying the sword at the EG's feet]
    Evil Guy: "Good."
    Raven: "...but I'm a Wizard." [casts Black Tentacles]

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    Lizardfolk Paladin puts his arms around the shoulders of the drunk, joyfully sobbing kenku and the drunk, joyfully sobbing gnome. "I just love weddings... want to steal the ferry?"

    To all the posters before me, those are some brilliant quotes. Thanks for the humor :)
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    GM: Ok what do you do?
    DARK PALADIN: So I'm staring at two dozen Horune Pirates who are dazed and blinded in a corridor?
    GM: Yep
    DARK PALADIN: (giggling breathlessly) I raise my flamethrower and shout, "I don't want to do this...BUT I MUST"
    GM: Yeah. Just roll to hit already

    VAMPIRE: Ugh. If I tell you, will you let me go?
    APHELION: You have my word.
    DARK PALADIN: Mine too.
    GM: The vampire tries to tell you where to find his master, but he chokes. His neck writhes and his head turns around. Clearly he can't tell you.
    APHELION: Well that means the deal is off, doesn't it?
    DARK PALADIN: Ahahaha
    APHELION: Ahahaha
    DARK PALADIN AND APHELION: Ahahaha
    APHELION: I cast Life Blast on him

    GM: You see a burst of light. Its coming from the nuclear warhead.
    DARK PALADIN: I jump into a refrigerator.

    GM: What do you do?
    DARK PALADIN: I turn blue and lose my clothes.
    GM: What?
    DARK PALADIN: And I go back in time when this didn't happen, and I change the future.
    GM: Sounds like a power you don't have.
    DARK PALADIN: Are you sure surviving that nuke didn't make me Dr. Manhattan?

    APHELION : I speed burst straight up to orbit, and I toss away the nuclear warhead, saying "This weapon is too dangerous for anyone to own"
    DARK PALADIN: OK, Kal-El.

    DARK PALADIN: Imma holster my weapon and call on them to stop the fighting.
    GM: Do you have any ability that would help you do that?
    DARK PALADIN: No...
    GM: What's your MA score?
    DARK PALADIN: 3.
    GM: Uhah. Nope.
    APHELION: "Stop fighting, jerks! Gawd!"

    GM: She fades away and shouts, "Never come near the Federation of Magic! You will be destroyed!"
    APHELION: Same to you, bitch!
    Empyreal Lord of the Elysian Realm of Well-Intentioned Fail

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    E: "My only regret is that I didn't see more of this lovely world."
    R: "My only regret is that I couldn't take more of them down first."
    X: "My only regret is that I'm tied to a stake with you two."

    A: *raises sword* "With this knife, I shall care my way through villainy!" *raises trident* "And with this fork, I shall pierce the heart of evil! Prepare yourselves, IT'S DINNER TIME!"

    X: "There goes the village. Up in flames, as impermanent as life itself."
    O: "Why do you always have to be so gloomy?"
    X: "My emotions are in a jar that I can't open.

    R (OOC): DEAR GOD! SCUPPERS WHAT DID YOU EAT?
    DM: What happened?
    R (OOC): My dog farted, and its bad enough to melt steel!
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    Gadrick: "So we're all agreed that burning this village and everyone in it to the ground is the right thing to do?"

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    Sasani: Lonji, I dropped my lance over there.
    Lonji: I can be your lance!

    Lonji: Theyīre spiders.
    Boss: Wow, racist much.
    Sasani: a racehorse to be more exact.

    Horell: Oh, my gods! I hit!
    GM: I know, this has never happened before.

    Sasani: if you were a sorcerer you would have bloodline: frog.

    Alum: Lonji is a reach weapon.

    Lonji: I think most of that damage is simply momentum.

    Monster: What did the lizard say to the rat?
    Scar excitedly from afar: LUNCH!
    Sasani: yea, what he said.
    Monster: very well, lunch.

    Horell: I miss.
    GM: as usual then.
    Horell: Yes. everything is back to normal again.

    GM: you should not throw a star knife at someoneís chocolate starfish!

    Boss: please. your embarrassing us both.
    Horse: MUNCH!

    Scar: I attack the hand. I donít understand tactics, but I do understand that the bad guys gets a lot more talkative when all their henchmen are gone.
    GM: ok, you attack the hand that feeds you.
    Ö
    GM: you attack the hand with two devastating high fives.

    Scar: Oh my god thatís a table.
    Scar: Oh my god you really went overboard with that.
    GM: You look at the table of content and its full of people.

    Alum: itís not mimics you need to be afraid of, itís the unalive furniture. Table away!

    Table: hulloo, im a table.

    Horell: Scar is surrounded.
    GM: the same way a blender is surrounded by fruit.

    Horell: Why do you assume I did something stupid? maybe I just got ambushed.
    Alum: have you even met this group?

    Alum: harumpf. what a waste of item destroying powers.

    Alum go down the hole.
    Lonji: oh, how the tables have turned.

    Horell: Now who is rushing into trouble?
    Alum: Sasani. Iím just the passenger.

    GM: as you lie there in the hole, staring upwards, you see the falling sense of irony.

    GM: if you say so, Iím gona trust you, Iím not here to do math.

    Lonji: You came out here for a good time, but honestly your feeling attacked right now.

    Lonji: this is the first time Iíve ever charged
    Horell: technically you have charged, just never on the ground
    Lonji: Iíve fallen on people before, this time its intentional.

    Horell: Iím apparently part duck
    Scar: you were merely adopted by the duck.
    GM: Horell swoops down like a majestic albatross and snatches Lonji from the water like a fish.

    Scar: I donít think we had a plan.
    Lonji: my plan was getting into the house. I had a plan. Iím a leadership figure.
    Horell: you lead us into trouble

    Scar: Under completely different circumstances this wouldnít have been completely stupid

    Horell: this plan looked so much better in my head.
    Lonji: This plan is looking amazing.

    Lonji: I use my personality, Iím to pretty to be diseased.

    GM: They are unarmored, not naked.
    Scar: this is fantasy, unarmored women are basically considered naked.
    Lonji: technically even armored women are considered naked.
    Horell: only if their wearing high level armor.

    GM: do you know why all monks are female? they are all able to control their shi.
    Sasani: Avatar the last genderbender.

    Lonji: hehehe...wait... oh no. THIS WAS ALMOST VOLUNTARY!
    GM: Lonji go down the hole
    Alum: Is lonji cheating on me?

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    "Then Nico (a living PC) could be her next dead husband!"
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    By the metric of being wholly dependent on the GM for noncombat interaction Fighter is an NPC class.

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    DM: "You are disguised as a giant bird person in the capitol city of the Drow. You kinda stick out."
    Player: "I didn't pick this disguise! You did!"
    DM: "Maybe tip your illusionist better."

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    "Are you going to run away now? Or do I have to bleed on you some more?"
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    R: ďHoney does not grant divine powers!Ē
    A: ďAnything grants divine powers in enough quantity!Ē
    R: ďThatís not how that works!Ē

    O: ďEverything feels wrong! Even my liver feels incorrect!Ē

    E: ďUn-mouth that fruit!Ē

    X: ďMy entire life is based on the ideals of Destiny.Ē
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    First time player, having just created a fire-focused sorcerer: "Do humans count as fuel?"

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    "What does isiproply mean?"

    "...Did... did you think I was serious about the Harem? Wait, is that an option?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by NRSASD View Post
    First time player, having just created a fire-focused sorcerer: "Do humans count as fuel?"
    I mean, objectively, yes.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
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    GM:"The metal face in the sky lets out a scream that rends reality itself."
    Player:"Oh great, this guy's into Swedish Metal. I'm never sharing my playlist with him."
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    "You know, its one thing to loot a dead party member's body, its another to thing to try and loot their body."

    "Undead don't liiiiike it, bop the zombie, bop the zombie!" (As sung to the tune of Rock the Casbah)

    "Four hundred years of undead and great, we found a theater critic."
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    R: ďYes, I like to dress up as a woman and hit things with a big sword, donít kink-shame me!Ē

    E: ďI donít have to listen to me, but you do!Ē

    O: ďMy bones lied to me!Ē

    A: ďStop standing there like a lemon about to be juiced!Ē

    X: ďWhatís the most interesting thing youíve pressed your face into?Ē

    E: ďAs long as Iím a mushroom, my heart is hidden, and Iím safe.Ē

    R: ďHe can regrow from a single yeast!Ē

    A: ďYou ainít a lord! Youíre a símore! Iím gonna set you on fire, melt you down, and eat you like a snack!Ē
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    ďI think youíre misunderstanding my relationships by looking at it through your own lens. Itís less that I own many, and more than I am owned by many. This [censored] is communal property, essentially.Ē
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    "It is a tradition amongst my people that if a leader sends a man to his death, the leader should drink until he can no longer remember the man he sent."

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    "Well, if it isn't the shake-weight sausage man!"

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    "I know what the smart move is. However, my character is gonna do the dumb thing, because that's the kind of person he is."

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    "We're going to drop initiative here because this will take all night. Basically, you spend the next two hours in an epic slap fight with the other barbarian, flattening an entire section of the bazaar and drawing a huge crowd of basically every secret drow police force in the city."
    "Then my distraction worked! Huzzah!"

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    "You have too much human skin to be a ball."
    We're all just humans who like other humans... or we don't...
    What am I?
    I am me, and will continue to be me, as hard as I can.
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    Alum: I run to solid ground because flying bulls are a thing.

    Alum: WHOS THROWING BULLS!

    Horell: The question of the day is: are the bulls actually flying or is the oni just throwing them at us.

    Horell: I mean... the room is very hole sized.

    Lonji: Iím locked in with you, your locked in with me, were locked in here together, itís gona be great.

    Sasani: if you truly are a oni, may you learn what it is to fight a dragon.
    GM: oh, that is corny, I like it.

    Sasani: and the dragon stands alone.
    Lonji: hey Iím right here.
    Sasani: and the dragon stands alone with a kobold.
    Scar: ill just leave you guys here then.

    Lonji: My plan was to get swallowed
    Sasani: you can still do that
    Lonji: but you look so much tastier than me

    Scar: never scare an alchemist. they pop.

    Scar: could you just wrap your stone cloak around you and just wait a couple of days to be passed like a kidney stone
    Alum: Not the escape route I was thinking out

    Scar: so, the enemy sees Horell fly away scared into a wall, land on a rock and vomit
    Lonji: and then high fives the vomit
    Boss: ????

    Alum: of course, a cow would have an alternate moovement

    Horell: I create a Goorell.
    Horell: Goorell jumps over to the next rock. he seems to have a goal in mind.
    Lonji: you mean he seems to have a gooal.

    GM: Scar tears up alum like captain America did to that log in that avengers movie.
    Horell: I was not prepared for this today.

    GM: you put the potted plant in your bag of holding
    Lonji: but there is no oxygen in the bag
    Horell: itís a plant! it produces oxygen.
    Lonji: !!!

    Lonji: No I donít. I have learned from my mistakes... learned a little from my mistakes.
    Scar: learned to make new mistakes.

    GM: you need a rage power to use Horell as an improvised weapon. you are not proficient with Horell.

    Lonji: Iím getting the hang of this. IM A MAJESTIC ALBATROS!

    Lonji: Also death from above in aquan: seagull attack

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    A recent session had this gem. ďOh no itís rhyming. Itís always bad when they rhyme.Ē

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    Evil Guy: "So, do you wish to serve me?"
    Raven: "You have my sword." [laying the sword at the EG's feet]
    Evil Guy: "Good."
    Raven: "...but I'm a Wizard." [casts Black Tentacles]
    "You have my bow"
    "Good"
    "But I'm.... also a wizard." [casts Fireball]
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    Bruta: You seem awfully calm about having your body stolen.
    Gene: Dude, I need like, a dozen different medications to come close to balancing my fragile neurochemistry. Frankly, if they want it, they can freaking have it.
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    "I can substitute compassion with a mixture of water and coconut oil."
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    Scar: you do realize that that doesnít even damage me?
    GM: *dejected* yes
    Lonji: but it does make you feel slightly uncomfortable.

    Alum: Iím sorry I just lobotomized your regent candidate.

    Lonji: how do you know who is a peasant and who is a ninja dressed as a peasant.
    Scar: you try to kill them. if itís easy itís a peasant.
    Lonji: Canít I just go BOO! and see if they try to kill me?

    Scar: Donít worry itís just the village angry rock.

    Lonji: I mean they attacked us, how smart could they be?

    Horell: I canít hit the broad side of a giant shark.

    Horell: the kids are like "oh look. strangers. letís shoot them".
    Lonji: Thatís our people.

    GM: There were seven answers to that riddle and written reactions to each answer...
    Scar: And we found an 8:th answer.

    Lonji: We really need to start killing things soon. We are much more impressive at that.
    We started strong but keep losing points the more we talk.

    Alum: Ok. When I feel you get hurt Iíll come running.
    Lonji: NO! thatís not the message. when I get hurt that means Iím at the castle.

    Loni: Iīve lost the argument with myself.

    Scar: You are wrong. I donít know what you said but it is wrong.

    Lonji: No. Thatís a Lonji idea. Donít do it.

    Lonji: How dare he be human. that was his first mistake.

    GM: The corpse of the boss twitches and a large creature rips its way out of the corpse like a suite thatís too small.
    Horell: Hey! thatís my schtick.

    GM: the druid looks at you with a look that says that you just killed his wife, his pet, and his assistant all at the same time.
    Scar: Thatís a very specific look.

    Demon: Are any off you children?
    Sasani: You can see all of us so that would make us aparent.
    Demon: Iím literally from hell and that joke is the worst Iíve heard in 30 years.

    Horell: Donít take alum to hell. he will melt in the lava.
    Demon: Thatís a common misconception. hell is more of a humid heat. your thinking of Igneus, the elemental plane of fire.
    Demon: Hell is more meat hooks and torture.
    Horell: ok. thanks?

    Horell: This is weird. I kind of feel sorry about fighting this demon. heís being really polite and reasonable.
    Alum: He was literally summoned here against his will.
    Demon: It is nothing personal. I could just leave and find someone else to torture.

    Lonji: We are so starved for interaction!

    Sasani: This is the first time weíve had a polite conversation in the middle of combat.

    Lonji: IM FUELED BY ACID, BLOOD AND RAGE!

    Demon: Why was I even summoned?
    Horell: aww. Iím sorry mister demon.
    Demon: Dude? really?

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    DARK PALADIN: I charge in amongst them.
    GM: Roll to see if you do that without killing them.
    DARK PALADIN: 2.
    GM: Uh, no.
    DARK PALADIN: Oh well! I shout EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY as they hurtle down the sides of the pyramid
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    "Hmmm Cheese." Stares capriciously at what is clearly a skull.
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    I am me, and will continue to be me, as hard as I can.
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