I like my partners like I like my... game II: [clever sequel title]

[Silent_Interim]

Far away from me.

I like my partners like I like my shower curtains.

[farothel]

Sticking to my backside.

I like my women like I like my DS9 episodes.

[Eternis]

Willing to embrace ideas that weren't originally in their spheres, and more than capable of interesting, intelligent discussion of said ideas when the mood strikes them.

I like my absences of lonliness like I like my urban fantasy novels.

[Silent_Interim]

Fun, but not overly complex.

I like my partners like I like my turtles.

[sengmeng]

Six feet tall, mutated, and into martial arts and pizza.





I like my ladies like I like my podcasts

[Eternis]

Willing to go into very, very deep territory- while still having one hell of a time.

I like my sex-gremlins like I like my paper mills...

[CyberiadQueen]

Potentially doomed because of the advent of the Internet.

I like my men like I like my pastries.

[Xihirli]

In my mouth.
Sweet, and they make me smile.

I like my peoples like I love my dark tomes.

[Silent_Interim]

Filled with tempting and forbidden knowledge.

I like my SOs how I like my fried chicken.

[Magic_Hat]

I like my SOs how I like my fried chicken.

With 11 herbs and spices coming from a colonel.

I like my women like I like my all American beef patties.*

*Let's start a fast food theme now.

[HalfTangible]

Tasty~

I like my women like I like my hospital food...

[Magic_Hat]

I like my women like I like my hospital food...

Overpriced and nowhere near alcohol.

I like my women like I like my plastic toys that come with a kid's meal.

[Silent_Interim]

Cheap, but not a choking hazard.

I prefer my partners how I prefer my languages...

[CyberiadQueen]

Eloquent, and filled with an intriguing history of loanwords from other languages.

I like my men like I like my shopping sprees.

[Magic_Hat]

I like my men like I like my shopping sprees.

Expensive and pointless.

I like my women like I like my Williem Dafoe movies.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

A prize that someone set you up with because you proved yourself worthy in a contest!

Edit: Okay, obviously that one was for the shopping sprees, but I don't remember any Dafoe movies, so I guess you'll just have to win some theater tickets.

I'd get along best with someone who's like a padded room...

[CyberiadQueen]

...psychotic?

I like my repliers like I like people who know being put on Ignore means I can't see their replies to me.

[lacco36]

Well-aware of rules and how the system works, yet still sufficiently cautious, subtle and/or devious to get crap past radar.

I like my ladies like I like my tourist traps.

[Silent_Interim]

Quaint, but tawdry.

I like my partners like I like my paintings...

[farothel]

Rubenesque

I like my partners like I like my Discworld books.

[Wookieetank]

In my hands and near my face.

I like my others like I like my Marvel movies.

[Dr.Gunsforhands]

Significant.

I like me men like I like me tubes.

[Silent_Interim]

Filled with mysterious chemicals.

I like me partners like I like me trains.

[CyberiadQueen]

Always running just a bit behind schedule.

I like my men like I like my slippers.

[HalfTangible]

Metal. Warm and snuggly.

I like my women like I like my roller coasters

[Xihirli]

They carry me upside-down.

I love my huddlers like I love my lectures.

[Silent_Interim]

Long, dry, and educational.

I like my partners like I like my blankets.

[Magic_Hat]

I like my partners like I like my blankets.

Wrapped around you on a cold night.

I like my women like I like my moments in GoT where someone leaves a Starbucks cup on the set that makes into the episode.

[Korith]

Anachronistic

I like my women like I like my neogenic recombinators.

[Magic_Hat]

I like my women like I like my neogenic recombinators.

Completely fictional.

I like my women like I like my buy 1 get 1 free deals.