I like my partners like I like my... game II: [clever sequel title]

[sengmeng]

Her appearance doesn't matter as much to me as her ability to fuel online arguments.





I like my women like I like my antibiotics

[HalfTangible]

Curin' what ails you.

I like my women like I like my dogs...

[Xihirli]

With a career as a detective lined up.

I love my Favorite Persons like I love lampposts.

[CyberiadQueen]

Tall and bright--but with the occasional dim bulb on bad days.

I like my men like I like my spiral-ringed notebooks.

[sengmeng]

Picked up at the dollar store and helping me study.







I like my women like I like my emojis

[Magic_Hat]

I like my women like I like my emojis

The inspiration for one of the worst animated films of all time.

I like my women like I like my Rescuers.

[Korith]

With (not-so-)secretly inserted scenes that are inappropriate for children. Also, down under.

I like my females like I like my secret societies.

[HalfTangible]

Just as they planned. Muahahahahahaha~

I like my women like I like my pillows...

[lacco36]

Just as they planned. Muahahahahahaha~

I like my women like I like my pillows...

Clean, huggable, on my bed.

I like my ladies like I like my fencing exercises.

[Evil DM Mark3]

Safe, clean and pointless.

I like my friends like I like my news.

[farothel]

Not fake.

I like my ladies like I like my NCIS episodes.

[Korith]

In the end, they always get their man.

I like my women like I like my Magic: The Gathering games.

[sengmeng]

Fun, friendly, without too many arguments about rules, and me being able to end it without being decked.





I like my women like I like my plesiosaurs

[Xihirli]

Underwater and reptilian.

I love me huggable ones like I love fruit punch.

[Magic_Hat]

I love me huggable ones like I love fruit punch.

Somehow related to a giant, anthropomorphic container of liquids bursting through one of your walls and shouting "OH YEAH!"?

I like my women like I like my Goosebumps books.

[HalfTangible]

Makin' me tingly all over~

I like my women like I like other people's weddings...

[sengmeng]

Coincidentally, I'm currently sitting home dog-sitting while my wife goes to a mutual friend's wedding, so I guess: not taking priority over my puppy.


I like my women like I like my old timey slang

[Tom the Mime]

With a bottle and boat race worth another butchers.

I like my partners like I like my flights.

[Magic_Hat]

I like my partners like I like my flights.

Bumpy, delayed, and often accompanied by the cries of babies.

I like my women like I like my silent films.

[CyberiadQueen]

Quiet, but filled with artistic merit.

I like my men like I like my Humphrey Bogart films.

[Evil DM Mark3]

Never so bad they can't be made worse.

I like my partners like I like my clever quips.

[Korith]

Always ready for a quick poke.

I like my SO like I like my phone

[Magic_Hat]

I like my SO like I like my phone

Portable and designed for communicating.

I like my women like I like my Meatloaf songs.

[CyberiadQueen]

Two out of three ain't bad.

I like my men like I like my Japanese lessons.

[sengmeng]

Long, hard, and found on a phone app.









I like my women like I like my pizza

[Magic_Hat]

I like my women like I like my pizza

Greasy, cheap, and bad for your health.

I like my women like I like my Quentin Tarantino films.

[Korith]

Extra bloody with a side of extra blood.

I like my women like I like my monologuing.

[Magic_Hat]

I like my women like I like my monologuing.

Attention grabbing, emotional, and always deeply profound.

I like my women like I like my Wes Anderson films.

[HalfTangible]

Something no one's ever seen before.

I like my women like I like my romance novels...

[Magic_Hat]

I like my women like I like my romance novels...

Cliche, generic, a dime a dozen, but also somehow very sentimental.

I like my women like I like Homer Simpson's makeup shotgun.