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    Ogre in the Playground
     
    Xihirli's Avatar

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    Knife!

    I block.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zar Peter View Post
    Supagoof took the most blows and incidentally took exactly the same damage Xihirli inflicted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Silent_Interim View Post
    Xihirli: Being a better target since 2015.
    Quote Originally Posted by Logic View Post
    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
    Quote Originally Posted by BasketOfPuppies View Post
    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
    Quote Originally Posted by Iceseer View Post
    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ramsus View Post
    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
    Quote Originally Posted by flat_footed View Post
    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    OrcBarbarianGuy

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    Block being teleported into the sun.

    I cover myself in cute kittens.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    I cover you with additional kittens. They fight.

    I time hop to the future!
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
    Devil

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    A year from now I will call the Time Cops yesterday who will arrest you for illegal time travel seven minutes before you posted that.

    I go into temporal witness protection as a Dutch spice merchant circa 1650.
    GNU Terry Pratchett

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    I blow up the planet!

    I fall on the ground, covering my head and vital organs in fear screaming “please don’t hurt me” again and again.
    Last edited by Xihirli; 2019-10-02 at 07:02 AM.

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    BardGuy

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    Of course I won't hurt you. That's what these fire ants are for.

    And speaking of fire, I've purchased temporary asylum in the lair of this ancient red dragon.
    During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Tom View Post
    And speaking of fire, I've purchased temporary asylum in the lair of this ancient red dragon.
    I have a team of six water type pokemon.

    I hacked the game to give me limitless rare candies so my pokemon are max level.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    You fool! Haven't you heard of effort values??? It's only a matter of time before some professional grognard comes along and undoes you.

    I start singing and refuse to stop!
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    OrcBarbarianGuy

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    I force you to stop with a hundred foot drop.

    I use my stealth skills to hide in a cardboard box.

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    I cast quickened detect box, and fireball all I find

    I go into a cacoon
    "I'M just a guy with a boomerang... I didn't ask for all this flying... and MAGIC!!!" -Sokka

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    the biggest nerd ever who transforms into BEAR is of course alluring.

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    Gross! I flush it down the toilet.

    I put on a suit of vibranium armor! I have no idea what vibranium even does!
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
    Devil

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    I slip a tone generator into your suit, causing the vibranium to reflect the vibrations back into you in an increasing harmonic loop, eventually turning you into soup.

    I have diplomatic immunity!
    GNU Terry Pratchett

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    DruidGuy

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    Ah, but if you see the fine print, that only applies to you when you're awake unless you are within one of the designated sleeping areas. Also, this is extreme legalese utilized by the most evil to cause sleep and sickness.

    I draw donjon from the Deck of Many Things (my body is transported to a random plane of existence and is unfindable by magic. I'm also put to sleep until I'm found, but at least I defended)
    I'm a Lawful Good Human Wizard at 1st level

    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Who's to say a Fortune 500 won't serve McDonald's?
    Campaigns I'm running:
    Carrion Crown (IC|OOC)

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    None right now!

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhyrexianShovel View Post
    I draw donjon from the Deck of Many Things (my body is transported to a random plane of existence and is unfindable by magic. I'm also put to sleep until I'm found, but at least I defended)
    Um...I have no idea what any of that stuff is, and if I don't know what it is it can't hurt me right?

    I continue to use my ignorance to protect me and clear my mind of all thought reaching enlightenment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    Um...I have no idea what any of that stuff is, and if I don't know what it is it can't hurt me right?

    I continue to use my ignorance to protect me and clear my mind of all thought reaching enlightenment.
    I Sneak Attack you for a crap-ton of damage (unaware)
    I also cast Antilife shell and then Antimagic field just under it.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    DruidGuy

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    I cast bull's strength on myself several times, then chuck a sword at you through the barriers.

    I cast suggestion
    I'm a Lawful Good Human Wizard at 1st level

    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Who's to say a Fortune 500 won't serve McDonald's?
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    None right now!

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    They really only put that suggestion box there as an anonymous way to vent. It's not like casting a vote or anything.

    I put on these power sneakers to run away and dodge!
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I put on these power sneakers to run away and dodge!
    I evoke the power of Michael Myers because as we all know no matter how fast you run Michael Myers can always walk faster!

    I keep this slasher theme going and fortify my defenses at Camp Crystal Lake. Don't worry. It's 11:59 PM on Thursday the 12th so nothing bad should happen.

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    Nothing happens. That is, the entire universe is destroyed and becomes pure nothingness.


    I read a good book.
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    I am agender, so please use gender-neutral pronouns when referring to me, and, unless I explicitly say otherwise, my characters.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    You're so absorbed in reading that you don't notice me sneaking up behind you for my attack! I tap you twice on the back of the head. "I'm starting to think you've misunderstood this thread's premise," I say.

    Dear next poster what would u do if i could turn invisiable for one day??>
    Mina, Lynera, Ajax, Vena.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Dear next poster what would u do if i could turn invisiable for one day??>
    I legally change my name to Dr.Gunsforhands. You can kill me, but it'll be really confusing for awhile when it's announced "Dr.Gunsforhands" is dead.

    I'll just legally change my name to whatever your name is to make it super confusing.

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    I wait for my followers to loyally come after you and utterly annihilate you for invoking my name in vain.

    I transform into an evolved, antibiotic-resistant bacteria.


    GENERATION 18: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. This is a social experiment.

    DEGENERATION 94: Copy this into your sig and subtract 1 from the degeneration when you first see it. This is an antisocial experiment.

    Check out my artwork here!

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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Papaya101 View Post
    I transform into an evolved, antibiotic-resistant bacteria.
    I give you an Everstone from pokemon making it impossible for you to evolve.

    I buy a million chainsaws and build a siege engine made out of all those chainsaws super glued together and I live in it.

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    Two words: zoning violation.

    I stand confident in the center of my ununravelable web of red tape.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    Nitpick: I believe you'll find that only our heads explode. Page 43 of Book of Pedantic Forumites, if memory serves.
    I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.

    Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Personification View Post
    Two words: zoning violation.

    I stand confident in the center of my ununravelable web of red tape.
    I have the surrounding area scheduled for municipal renewal to cut off your food and water supplies.

    I hire a crack team of off-season Mall Santas as bodyguards.
    Spoiler: Pixel avatar and Raincloud Durkoala were made by me. The others are the work of Cuthalion.
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    Cuteness and Magic and Phone Moogles, oh my! Let's Watch Card Captor Sakura!Sadly on a small hiatus.

    Durkoala reads a book! It's about VR and the nineties!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durkoala View Post
    I have the surrounding area scheduled for municipal renewal to cut off your food and water supplies.

    I hire a crack team of off-season Mall Santas as bodyguards.
    The Mall Santas all flake because every season is Christmas season, and Jack Frost nips at your toes.
    I hire a crack team of on-season Mall Elves as bodyguards and dress as Santa

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