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    Pixie in the Playground
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    Default You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    Congratulations! You've been cursed. You just got handed a seemingly awesome magical item, only to realize you got shafted...
    Post a curse, and then give the next poster a shiney new item.
    Example:
    Item from previous poster- A gleaming sword that sings in a beautiful voice.
    Curse- Not only is the sword a racist mysognistic miscreant, but it has a habit of loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme song when you try to sneak.

    Gift: I shall give to the first poster a beautiful necklace that allows you to commune with animals....

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    Insects are everywhere, and are very loud. And are jerks.

    You got a pipe which is always full of the smoke-able drug of your choice. However....
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    It's always lit and I hate smoking anyway.


    I give to you a roomba which never needs charging and can easily get those hard-to-clean places...
    Last edited by Crisis21; 2019-04-30 at 09:25 PM.
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    It keeps eating all my cereal, chewing up all my slippers, and I think it's been making long-distance phone calls.

    Check out this magic longbow! Any arrow you fire with it is guaranteed to hit the target you verbally designate!
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    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
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    Pixie in the Playground
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    Any arrow fired by the bow becomes a letter written to the recipient, stating that they have been targeted for death, and the names of both victim and Hunter appear on the letter. True to it's nature, the bow never fails to deliver the shot to the user.

    This magic lamp holds captive a magical creature who will grant you a single wish upon their release from the lamp.....

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    You ever hear the original myths regarding genies/djinn trapped in lamps? It doesn't end well for the user.

    My, my, look at this! A pouch that always contains 100 gp, re-stocking should you take any out!
    Who're you? ...Don't matter.

    Want some rye? 'Course ya do!


    Here's to us.
    Who's like us?
    Damn few,
    and they're aaall dead.


    *gushes unintelligibly over our cat, Sunshine*

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    Yeah, it restocks by teleporting any coins I take out right back into itself.


    I hereby gift you this +3 Singing Sword...
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    it only sings all of your least favorite songs on the radio

    Whoa, is that what I think it is? A Brazier of Ooze Elemental Controlling?
    "Urgh... That bedamned clapperclaw blocks the path!"

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    The aura checks out, but I've tried every activation method I could think of and I can't get it to...
    ...
    ...ooze elementals aren't actually a thing in this campaign world, are they.


    Here, try out my latest invention! It's a picnic blanket of Heroes' Feast!
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    Consumable for the same result of a Hero's Feast.

    You win a knife of setting the thing you stab on fire.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    Problem is, the knife starts on fire too - and melts.

    And over here we have the Ultra-Deluxe Spell-o-Matic, which provides you instant access to any and all spells of whatever level you like, and the components needed for each one!
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
    Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.

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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    It just drains one percent of your maximum lifespan per spell level.


    Here we have the handy-dandy Magic Missile 5000TM! Shoots 10 Magic Missiles per round, no spell slots needed!
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    It can't stop firing them! You need to spend your action every round to direct it or else it turns on you and your friends and your dog.

    Here's a cloak of resistance!
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    as long as you wear it, the wind gushes against you, resisting your every move.

    I have a nice, ripe banana for you here!
    This is a boring signature.
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    EXPLOSIVE RUNES

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    As you try to peel the banana, an endless stream of banana spiders spills forth from the empty peel, a seemingly endless torrent of sickly, vicious,twisting limbs and scuttling sounds that spreads like a cancer.....

    Here is a very shiny magical ring....

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Aagh! My eyes!

    Behold! A trick rope that opens a portal to an extradimensional space for some reason!
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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    And that extradimensional space happens to be in a demon lord's soup bowl.


    Hey, I found this neato jungle-themed board game! Wanna play?
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    Yeah! Look, if we put our pawns on this field, a neat illusion of a jungle appears! So, roll the die, take a card... Attacked by a giant snake, okay, what does that m... Ahhrg!

    I gift you a tent, that weights 1kg, fits 5 comfortably, and sets up itself. Have fun camping!
    Avatar made bei linklele!

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    Gardin Farawyn Saskeon of Efteria, Elven Bard und Oracle
    Faire Camoretta, Halfling Monk.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    It says on the label that it stays set up for 8 hours, then conveniently collapses itself again. What happens if someone's still inside?

    Okay, I've got it: a purple ball that you can throw at any monster to seal it inside, at which point you can call the beast forth to fight for you at will.
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    But the ball comes with a curse! Anyone else holding a similar magic item immediately becomes hostile towards you and summons their monsters to fight you!

    This pebble can change to a 30-ft wide boulder by speaking the command word, and returns to pebble size if you say the command word backwards.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    The command word is "I."

    I'm dying, take my macguffin. It's a microphone that causes your opponents to dance when you sing into it.
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    Nitpick: I believe you'll find that only our heads explode. Page 43 of Book of Pedantic Forumites, if memory serves.
    I have joined the ranks of the FFRPeople Here is my character.

    Thank you to Linkele for creating my avatar!

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    You sound like Nickelback every time you speak into the mike. Anyone would be pissed after being forced to dance to that. :D

    I gift to you this magnifying glass that automatically casts Identify on anything you look at with it.....

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    ...and projects it into large letters in the air above you, with a loudspeaker that screams the name of what it is as well - at 300 db.

    Wait, I've got it! It's a Bottle of Constant Fullness! Whatever you put into the bottle, it will remain constantly full!
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
    Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    That is, it can not be removed, and so will not empty.

    Have this violin of skillful playing.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    No thanks. I play MtG and Smash casually and I don't need a stringed instrument backseating me.

    Here's a pair of sneakers that lets you run faster.
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
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    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    How do I stop? HOW DO I STOP?!


    I gift to you this self-driving car.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Spoiler: It only goes to one place
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    You may have a constantly warm pillow.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    The obvious problem, of course, is that it's heated to 100 degrees... Kelvin.

    Maybe you would like this Cloak of Disguise? It makes you invisible when you wear it!
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    The cloak, of course, is not invisible and is also neon yellow, pink, and blue.

    This box allows you to remove and consume an arbitrary amount of seaweed.
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    The seaweed tastes like fish crap.


    I gift you this +3 Laser Pointer of Charm Felines.
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