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  1. - Top - End - #91
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    ...You can't move for two hours after using it.


    I bequeath to you this mp3 player that contains every song ever sung.
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
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  2. - Top - End - #92
    Orc in the Playground
     
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    99.99% are really, really bad renditions by toddlers and young children. And it won't turn off.

    I found this coin that always flips to whatever you call - heads or tails.
    This is a boring signature.
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  3. - Top - End - #93
    Troll in the Playground
     
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    It's not legal tender.

    Here are some gloves of dexterity! I gave them an extra little boost to make them extra-useful for playing videogames.
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

  4. - Top - End - #94
    Pixie in the Playground
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    The gloves have a mind of their own. They pick locks, lift wallets, tie shoelaces, and give wedgies to people with shirts untucked....but hey, he kicks butt at Smash Bros

    I give to you a shiny new saddle, trimmed in gold, complete with tack and harness.
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  5. - Top - End - #95
    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    After 2d4 hours of riding (they don't have to be consecutive hours), the saddle switches the rider's soul with that of the horse. Will save against the greater of DC24 and a Will save of the soul currently occupying the horse negates the swap and resets the timer. Indicentally, the current soul inside the horse's body belongs to your party's secret archnemesis.

    I give you an enchanted bra of charisma +6.
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  6. - Top - End - #96
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    It makes you appear as the other gender, nude.

    Here is a watch that never breaks.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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  7. - Top - End - #97
    Bugbear in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    It never tells you the right time either.


    I give you this legendary collar of the sexy werecat.
    Wind & Sound Elemental Eric Greenhilt avatar by Akrim.elf
    Bodyguard in Lix's Harem
    Ninja-Pirate of BvS's Privateer village! Come and join me!
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  8. - Top - End - #98
    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Oh good, they've graduated from charisma-boosting underwear to a more direct symbol of subjugation. Being a cute werecat probably isn't worth having dominate monster cast on me every 30 seconds.

    Then again, maybe these kinds of things aren't always bad. Check out these shackles - the chains are gone, and they're Bracers of Bullet Deflection now.
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
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  9. - Top - End - #99
    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Now you can't give straight answers to bullet points anymore.

    Here's the recipe to your aunt's tri-county famous apple pie!

  10. - Top - End - #100
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    Unfortunately, your aunt's name is Grimhilde.
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    Here's a Bucket of Never Empty LEGO's.
    Last edited by jwhouk; 2019-06-07 at 07:01 PM.
    "Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
    Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.

  11. - Top - End - #101
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

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    However, it only gives you red 2x4 blocks, so good luck building a huge wall or something.

    Here's a brand new F-35 fighter plane.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

  12. - Top - End - #102
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    Complete with annoying onboard computer that insults you whenever you miss and makes sarcastic comments about everything you do.

    Here, I crafted this combination guitar/chainsaw/machine gun just for you.
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    Genderfluid AMAB, hence the gender symbol. I switch as it suits me.

  13. - Top - End - #103
    Troll in the Playground
     
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    Sweet! New hands!

    Here's a big cybernetic arm for you!
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

  14. - Top - End - #104
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    And a backdoor in the computer just for me? Thank you.

    Have a quantum computer.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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  15. - Top - End - #105
    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Default Re: You gave me a Cursed WHAT?

    It manipulates the waveform on the events that cause your death, so that every time you run a calculation it steals a day from your expected lifetime.

    This clockwork puppy is completely loyal and obedient to its owner, who is now you.
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  16. - Top - End - #106
    Troll in the Playground
     
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    The puppy turns its owner into whoever it interacts with. Now you're me.

    Ooh! I've got it! A glove of Charm Monster. You can charm any creature you pet with it!
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

  17. - Top - End - #107
    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    The Charm effect actually causes it to be irresistibly attracted to you to the point where it will immediately attempt to mate with you. Good luck with that blue dragon you just used it on!

    Here, have a +2 Sword of Undead Slaying.
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  18. - Top - End - #108
    Ogre in the Playground
     
    ElfRangerGuy

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    It even emits a loud noise and starts to glow blue when within 100ft of any undead.

    Here's the Millenium Falcon.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

  19. - Top - End - #109
    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Though there's a strange intelligence that inhabits the computer systems that, for some reason, wants to make sure that you always end up near some guy named Han who wants his ship back, and is willing to kill you to get it.

    This bubble wand makes...wait for it...bubbles!
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    Dwarf in the Playground
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    Ewww. Why would someone make a snot bubble wand? What were they even thinking?

    Here. Have a tissue.

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    Ugh, now it's stuck to my nose.

    Have some indestructible duct tape.
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    Orc in the Playground
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Book Wombat View Post
    Ugh, now it's stuck to my nose.

    Have some indestructible duct tape.
    Wait..why is it sticky on both sides?

    This Wombat of tracking has the Scent ability and, if bonded as a familiar, bestows the Scent ability on its master.
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  23. - Top - End - #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    This Wombat of tracking has the Scent ability and, if bonded as a familiar, bestows the Scent ability on its master.
    Unfortunately, the Wombat is rabid, bonds itself to you with no Will save, and its Scent ability is, uh, a little stronger than normal. You can now smell everything on your current plane, all at once. EVERYTHING.

    Have a Handy Haversack! It appears to be well-made, well-used, and quite ordinary.
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  24. - Top - End - #114
    Troll in the Playground
     
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    *pours out a sticky mountain of old receipts and melted candies*

    Okay, here: this wand will zap a pile of coins, gems and art objects and compress them into a diamond with value precisely equal to the sum total of the affected items.
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    The diamond is the size of a marble, and very easy to lose.

    Have a coat that never leaves you too cold or too warm.
    Non caerulea sum, Caerulea nomen meum est.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    ClericGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caerulea View Post
    Have a coat that never leaves you too cold or too warm.
    But by the power of magic, somehow leaves you too cold AND too warm at the same time, and has also bonded permanently to your skin.

    I bequeath upon you a Circlet of Mind Blank!

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    what was this circlet for again?

    It's dangerous to go alone, take this regular wooden sword

  28. - Top - End - #118
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    It contains the soul of the vengeful treant it was crafted from, who was NOT happy with the situation at all. In battle, it will immediately try to struggle out of your grasp and behead you.

    You need your own Pokémon to start your journey! Here, have a choice of Bulbasaur, Charmander or Squirtle.
    Last edited by Dire Moose; 2019-06-19 at 09:05 PM.
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  29. - Top - End - #119
    Troll in the Playground
     
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    I took Charmander! Now I'm stuck on the first boss. This game sucks.

    Here's a magic shield! It's called that because it protects you from magic.
    Ajax, Nexusites, Shun.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    ClericGuy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Here's a magic shield! It's called that because it protects you from magic.
    Your magic, your party members' magic, any opponents' magic, there is now no magic, at all. Welcome to D20 Modern.

    Have a credit card account.
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