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    "Hey, I caused your ship to crash and nearly killed you all. Oh, by the way, your dead wife was totally cheating on you, lol."

    What a b****.
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    So... The whole "Use the dream dimension to mess with history so my wife doesn't die" plan is off the table then?

    Actually, is she dead? Or did she run away to be with this Another (weird name) person.
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    I guess lie to get arudak off this obviously insane plan.

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    Here is the twist, his wife had a kid. She loved that kid. Omg what a twist. Or, she loved the land. Thats why she sacrificed herself. Omg what a twist.Or something almost equally stupid. Little miss ship melter is her mother, she loved her mother. Omg what a twist. Turns out MIL monsters are an orc thing too.
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

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    Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    . Little miss ship melter is her mother, she loved her mother. Omg what a twist. Turns out MIL monsters are an orc thing too.
    I lol'd when I read this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traab View Post
    Here is the twist, his wife had a kid. She loved that kid. Omg what a twist. Or, she loved the land. Thats why she sacrificed herself. Omg what a twist.Or something almost equally stupid. Little miss ship melter is her mother, she loved her mother. Omg what a twist. Turns out MIL monsters are an orc thing too.
    And now we get a random flashback, of that time that Snout was seduced by an unknown Orkish woman, who was certain that he would never reveal this secret...
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    I thought Tom Bombadil dreadful — but worse still was the announcer's preliminary remarks that Goldberry was his daughter (!), and that Willowman was an ally of Mordor (!!).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinyadan View Post
    And now we get a random flashback, of that time that Snout was seduced by an unknown Orkish woman, who was certain that he would never reveal this secret...
    Completely unrealistic. Everybody knows that the harem protagonist is a total virgin, oblivious to all sexual advances.


    By the way, why doesn't Acerola have nipples? Are orcs lizards?
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    Wtf is this? Does he have some sort of belief that they are going to fall in love and be his new parents or something? Im guessing he has been reading too many of the wrong books if he thinks this is how true love works.
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

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    Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    And the Snout harem grows yet larger!
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    Seriously, I think snout is secretly a nude mage. His aura makes people just... want to strip down around him. Often with cuddling. Now he gets to go skinny dipping with galadriorc before he gets his vision.
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

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    Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    The Dark One's name has been invoked. We are all damned.

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    From the perspective of Snout and the Mermorc, what the ink in the water says is "∀N∩⅂".
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    /the name is invoked

    "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined" I mean, this is a story about domonic, we all knew it was coming eventually. You cant have a mystery about him and his life without including his wife. Especially not in flipping MALTAK. And yet even so.... /sigh
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

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    Traab is yelling everything that I'm thinking already.
    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    New comic

    I guess "Hurray, he's drowning!" is not the intended reaction here?
    Also, is the orc lady some kind of kelpie? A hallucination? Did she just leave?
    Or this is dream stuff again.
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    Oh thank god its almost over. Take a deep "breath" snout it will all be over soon. :p Nah but seriously this is just a more advanced galadriel and her mirror setup. Snout will get some sort of vision that grants a clue to the next step, we may never find out what the heck was going on with everything else. Pretty sure this proves its not ink witches fault her ship fell apart, its snout's. The power of plot compelled him to arrive here to be handed the next bit of the story and unfortunately for everyone else, they got caught up in it.
    "Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
    Translation: "Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe."

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    "If you don't get those cameras out of my face, I'm gonna go 8.6 on the Richter scale with gastric emissions that'll clear this room."

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    And now orc lady is throwing up lake water on Snout's diary. Is there anything else she'd like to do to him? Steal his clothes? Rip his hair out? Make fun of his d*** size?
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