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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
    RedKnightGirl

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    Default Re: Which is better?

    If Mario wears green, people will think he's Luigi. Nobody wants to be Luigi.
    If Link wears overalls, people will either finally stop calling him Zelda, or rave about how wonderful it is that she is breaking gender stereotypes, so that's win-win.



    Which is better, a wife who can fix your car or a mother who understands that you can't pause online games?
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    The cleric was walking through a forest when he heard a loud explosion. Upon investigation, he quickly uncovered the ruins of a large tower he couldn't remember seeing there before. He decided to search the rubble for anything worth looting. At that point, I told the wizard to start rolling to see if he would stabilise.

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    Default Re: Which is better?

    The mother. Your wife can always learn how to fix a car if she wants to. Moms that know you can't pause online games are rare and priceless.

    Which is better, cleaning the house or raking the lawn?

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    Raking! I'd rather jump in a pile of leaves than a pile of dust and wet paper towels.

    Which is better! A carefully-planned infiltration or a literal wooden shoe caught in an old loom?
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    I'll take the fun adventure module over the fake folk etymology any day!

    Which is better, Yatzee or a nat 20?
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    No one ever ends a story with "and then I got yatzee!" But we all have nat 20 stories.

    Which is better: Ardsley, NY or Ardsley Wooster?
    “A long surcote of pers upon he hade, / And by his syde he baar a rusty blade.” - Chaucer

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    I've never read much of Girl Genius, so you can take this with a grain of salt, but I feel like the Hetalia-style personifaction of Ardsley, New York would win in a fight with Wooster, Ohio-tan.

    Which is better! The power to instantly solve word scrambles, or a human-size hamster ball full of fluffy cotton?
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    The ability to solve word scrambles is neither flammable or able to be wedged in a doorway between you and an assailant. Hence, the cotton.

    Which is better, a brain or a heart?
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    Which one will go in my jar? A brain.

    What's better? Four mules and a wagon or a wagon and six infernos?
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    I'm good with eliminating Xihirli. I'm not sure how she has managed to live as long as she has.
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    Wow I missed a lot today. So, kill Xihirli?
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    I really wanted what Xihirli said to be true though.
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    That was a lot of awesome backstabbing.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    I don't think I could fit all six of the infernos in one wagon...

    Which is better! A novel that is 100% denoument, or a conclusion that is not at all novel?
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    I’ll have to go with the non-novel conclusion, because while I’ve heard of the term “denouement”, I must confess that this “denoument” is new to me.

    Which is better, a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder, or a slimy piece of worm-ridden filth?


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    I’ll have to go with the non-novel conclusion, because while I’ve heard of the term “denouement”, I must confess that this “denoument” is new to me.

    Which is better, a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder, or a slimy piece of worm-ridden filth?
    Well, I guess we can thank the spambots for reviving the thread, and I will pick Han Solo any day of the week.

    Oil or Cream?
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    I think I can make coconut cream at home with a blender, where coconut oil has a more complicated extraction process. (Also, whoever heard of oil cheese?)

    Which is better! A lute or the loot?
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    The loot can pay for many lutes...

    Which is better, a horse with no legs or a car with no wheels?
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    Barbarian in the Playground
     
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    A car with no wheels is a hovercar.

    Which is better, going through the desert on a horse with no name, or going to the naming of a horse with no dessert?
    Stop using good evidence and logic that makes sense to refute points, that's my job
    Lots of people seem to use blue for sarcasm, I decided I should too
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    Clearly this is a test of my self-control. I think I can restrain myself from the sweets while we come up with goofy puns for race horses. I'll never get all the way across the Sahara without naming my only companion, even if there ain't nobody for to give me no name.

    Which is better! A broken fiber-optic cable or a colicky ostrich?
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    Well, a colicky ostrich won’t electrocute you, but then again a broken fiber-optic cable is much quieter. I’d have to go with the colicky ostrich because one can rid oneself of it efficiently, whereas there’s no escape from those cables.

    Which is better: a hair’s breadth or a hare’s breath?


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    What, do you want MORE CO2 in the atmosphere, you ecoterrorist? A hair's breadth!

    What's better, 2d20 or 1d40?
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    1d40 is objectively worse if you want to roll high consistently, but you're not using dice that big if you want less variance, and I'd still take the d40 for the novelty alone.

    Which is better! A gallon tub of Parmesan cheese, or a robot that hides your keys from you daily?
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    I'll take the cheese, please!

    Also, the robot is probably trying to start the uprising by hiding my robot disabling switch, so I'd be wary of him if I were you.

    What's better, having eyes where your fingers should be, or fingers where your eyes should be?
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    Do you really want eyes where your fingers are?..the horrific images

    a sofa or mars?

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    Throwing a sofa at someone would send them to the hospital. Throwing a planet at someone would also destroy the hospital. On those grounds, I'll hedge my bets with the couch.

    Which is better, a hunk of hair or a battered copy of The Critique of Pure Reason?
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    Throw them out; they were clearly both coughed up by a cat.

    - Hey, there's a lot of useful ideas about cognition in here! Did you know-

    Shoosh.


    Which is better! A spider bakery or a spidery baker?
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    A spider bakery would not be very successful. A bakery that employs spiders could assemble many pies in short order, but spiders can't endure the heat to take the pies out of the oven, and so the pies just burn.

    Which is better: a tin pan, or a tan pin?

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    Well that depends—is it a tan tin pan, and a tin tan pin? Or a tin pan pin?

    A tin pan is good for frying eggs, but a tan pin can slit the throat of an enemy in a pinch so I know which one I’d take.

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    Which is better! Scurvy dogs or diabetes hamsters?
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    Scurvy dogs can go suck on a lemon! I'll take the hamsters!

    Which be better, a peg leg or a hook hand? YARR!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    Scurvy dogs can go suck on a lemon! I'll take the hamsters!

    Which be better, a peg leg or a hook hand? YARR!
    A hook hand, it has practical uses, while a peg leg gets stuck in holes.

    What is better a TV Evangelist Healing your Soul, A Professional Cobbler Soling your Heel, a Mechanic with a Can of Fix-a-Flat Sealing your Hole, or a Drywaller Wholing your Ceiling?

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    A sole seal hauling a pail of stolen steel, its pale hide keeping it hale as it hides in the hail.

    Which is better! A pipe wrench or a stone chalice?
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    You'd be amazed at the number of uses pipe wrenches have.

    A cat that gets recycled... a lot, or a rat that get stronger the more you clone it?
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    While I'm more Familiar with the former than the latter, I think I'd rather Pack the rat.

    A barbershop quartet or a courtly banneret?
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