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    While I was looking up which wrestling meme you were talking about, someone gave Homer the infinity gauntlet. Now the universe is covered in obscene statuary and cheap fondant.

    Which is better? An amplifier that goes up to 12, or perfectly-functional scuba gear except the butt is cut out?
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    An amplifier that goes all the way up to twelve can be used as a weapon if Back to the Future has taught me anything.

    Whatís better? To be born wicked, and fight your nature every day or go-karting with your sworn nemesis?
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    You can trust her to be completely insane; and probably to backstab you.
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    An amplifier that goes all the way up to twelve can be used as a weapon if Back to the Future has taught me anything.

    Whatís better? To be born wicked, and fight your nature every day or go-karting with your sworn nemesis?
    Gotta go with the go kart option since that implies a free go kart.

    Which is better, 100 pounds of bricks, or one hundred pounds of feathers?
    "I'M just a guy with a boomerang... I didn't ask for all this flying... and MAGIC!!!" -Sokka

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    the biggest nerd ever who transforms into BEAR is of course alluring.

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    Hmm, well I can get bricks at between 16p and 24p a KG, its nearer £120 per KG for feathers. So I'll take the feathers, sell them, buy bricks and keep the difference.

    Which is better, to have the power and wisdom to reshape the world in one significant way, knowing that you will forever have lost the ability to resolve all the world's other problems and also knowing that there exists the power to undo what you have done, or worse OR a nice big slice of Victoria sponge and a beverage of your choice.
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    I think I'll reshape the world into a massive slice of Victoria Sponge with a nice glass of Moscato. That should be fun, and somebody else can get to undo the damage.

    What's better, a fork or a spoon?
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    Spork.
    Yeah, I said it.

    Whatís better? The boring prequel they made about an insignificant detail on your life or a watch thatís right three times a day?
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    The watch, it's much easier to throw away.

    Which is better? A comic with good storytelling but uninteresting characters, or a comic with amazing characters but a plot that goes nowhere.

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    True talk: That second one is exactly my favorite genre... but it has practically no value to humanity nor to the art form itself. With a heavy heart, I fulfill my duty and take the generic story-template with no purpose except to deliver a parable of good and evil.

    Which is better! A cell phone with a broken microphone and speaker, or a shag carpet that had a wine glass broken over it a week ago and it's impossible to know whether all of the glass has been picked out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Which is better! A cell phone with a broken microphone and speaker, or a shag carpet that had a wine glass broken over it a week ago and it's impossible to know whether all of the glass has been picked out?
    The shag carpet. I mean I know there might be glass on it and to always wear foot gear on it, but someone who breaks into my house and could potentially want to harm me - it's the perfect trap!

    Which is better: someone who re-gifts or someone who double dips?

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    Thoughtful regifting is the enviromentaly concious option, double dipping is a health hazard.

    Which is better?
    The Sword of Sad:

















    Or The Belt of Bashful

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    The what of bashful?
    I guess Iíll taje the sword.
    Good job, by the way.

    What is better? A llama or to have greatness thrust upon you?
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    I still prefer to see you as the dagger hanging over us all, Xi.

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    You can eat the llama, so I'll go with that.

    Which is better: a pit filled with starving cats, or a rainbow-hued bear god?
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

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    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    Bear god! Maybe it can bless river fisherman so that their village can feed its cats properly.

    Which is better! Paying the poor to run an illegal casino for you, or poisoning a vineyard's irrigation system such that the wine it sells becomes deadly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Which is better! Paying the poor to run an illegal casino for you, or poisoning a vineyard's irrigation system such that the wine it sells becomes deadly?
    I'll go with the casino.

    Which is better: taking a nice bath and getting disturbed by someone hitting you on the back with a chair or sleeping and being vehemently woken up in the middle of the night to be informed there might be a boogieman or boogiemen in your domicile?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Hat View Post
    I'll go with the casino.

    Which is better: taking a nice bath and getting disturbed by someone hitting you on the back with a chair or sleeping and being vehemently woken up in the middle of the night to be informed there might be a boogieman or boogiemen in your domicile?
    I may be wrong about this, but I think you have to give reasoning for which is better.

    Hmm.. I think I could get rid of people dancing (boogiemen) a lot easier then I could recover from being hit by a chair.

    Which is better: boogiemen (dancers) or the boogieman (the thing that Magic_Hat probably intended)
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhyrexianShovel View Post
    Which is better: boogiemen (dancers) or the boogieman (the thing that Magic_Hat probably intended)
    The scary kind I meant. Dancers are way more disturbing...unless its the shapeshifting, bellydancing kind with purple hair. No one's gonna get that reference but me.

    Which is better: a fedora and glove with knives at the end of each finger or a hockey mask and machete?

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    The Machete is easier to use, but I would prefer a chainsaw hand to either.

    Which is better, to have loved and lost or an unlimited supply for rich fruit cake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil DM Mark3 View Post
    Which is better, to have loved and lost or an unlimited supply for rich fruit cake?
    Fruit cake! Fruit cake is always yummy!

    Which is better: breaking all your bones but having them heal over time or having all your bones removed and turned into some kind of slug-human hybrid but you get to star in horror films?

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    I mean, we already know what lots of broken bones looks like. We need to do the slug thing for science!

    Which is better: Cutting something like a knife through hot butter, or sitting in the bird seat cat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    Which is better: Cutting something like a knife through hot butter, or sitting in the bird seat cat?
    I've said it before and I'll say it again: ALWAYS! GO! WITH! BUTTER!

    Which is better: Strong Bad or Deadpool?

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    Strongbad is the very strongest, and likewise baddest. Deadpool, conversely, is not as strong. And, less, bad-er.

    So the clear answer is Homestar.

    Which is better, Bangers or Mash?
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    Which is better, Bangers or Mash?
    Mash. Because it's short for MASH-ed potatoes! Also I don't like people who bang.

    Which is better: Homestar Runner's red shirt or Steven Universe's red shirt?

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    It's the same shirt! Homestar gave it away when he found two weird holes in it.

    Which is better! Murdercide 8: The Bloodening II: The Final Pint or Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 3?
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    Mew Mew Kissy Cute 3 is just torture porn. Murdercide 8: The Bloodening II: The Final Pint has a really detailed plot and one of the best, most charming, romance subplots I have ever seen (Slaughterface/Stabby the knife is the OTP of OTPs).

    Which is better, a blunt sword or a really sharp spoon.
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    I can dodge spoons inside my mouth all day!

    What's better? A lime in the coconut or a huge fly-swatter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xihirli View Post
    What's better? A lime in the coconut or a huge fly-swatter?
    The lime. My house is cluttered enough without a huge fly-swatter.

    Which is better: Jason Voorhees or Jason Momoa?

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    This game is so cool! I love aquarium fishes so I will start for fishes.

    Guppy or Betta?

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    Guppies are so underrated! I choose guppy.

    Yeast donut or cake donut?

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    Let us eat cake!

    Which is better: a picture about finding Dori, or finding a picture of Dorian?
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    My first criterion for judging art is whether or not it reveals any new eldritch lore. A soul hidden in a painting is interesting, but that fish are sentient and occasionally suffer from anterograde amnesia strikes me as much more important on a global scale.

    Which is better! Having a loud go-kart track built next door to your house, or trying to save the world and failing?
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