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Thread: Who Will Kill Xykon?
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2019-08-07, 07:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Who Will Kill Xykon?
I've been wondering who will kill Xykon (or make him more deader), because he is gonna be killed by the end of the comic, I personally think it will be one of three people (though I imagine other people might have other theories).
- Roy: It makes sense, the protagonist, the blood oath, and all that (making him somewhat unlikely to actually strike the killing blow)
- Redcloak: He's almost certainly going to start helping the good guys at the end, and he has the phylactery making it easiest for him to kill him, especially after the body is destroyed.
- Belkar: I imagine this one is less obvious, but I feel like it would be appropriate for his final act to be unequivically Good, and he would likely die killing Xykon (maybe his final moments will involve the clasp no longer hurting him).
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2019-08-07, 07:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
Roy, with an assist from RC.
Attention LotR fans
Spoiler: LotRThe scouring of the Shire never happened. That's right. After reading books I, II, and III, I stopped reading when the One Ring was thrown into Mount Doom. The story ends there. Nothing worthwhile happened afterwards. Middle-Earth was saved.
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2019-08-07, 08:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
Roy.
Redcloak might take out the phylactery.
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2019-08-07, 09:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-07, 09:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
Tarquin in an attempt to cement himself as the main villain.
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2019-08-07, 09:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
Redcloak's niece.
I have to agree with Roy and Redcloak. Roy to take him out and Redcloak to make it permanent.
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2019-08-07, 09:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
I kinda wanna say Belkar because it'd be appropiate, but everything else I can think of says 60% chance Roy 40% RC.
An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
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2019-08-08, 12:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
Considering Mr. Burlew is on record as saying things will ultimately come down to Roy vs. Xykon, I don't think this is in question.
Last edited by Rrmcklin; 2019-08-08 at 12:18 AM.
I'd just like to point out that saying that something unsupported is the case unless someone else can prove that it is not is an utter failure of logic. - Kish
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2019-08-08, 01:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-08, 03:17 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-08, 05:57 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
Julia. It'd be hilarious.
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2019-08-08, 06:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
Technically he is undead
So he will be unkilled'Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë! “The day has come! Behold, people of the Eldar and Fathers of Men, the day has come!" And all those who heard his great voice echo in the hills answered, crying:'Auta i lómë!" The night is passing!"
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2019-08-08, 06:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Grey_Wolf_c; 2019-08-08 at 06:29 AM.
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2019-08-08, 06:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
Roy will kill Xykon and the comic will be called
1481 Roy Has 99 Problems But a Lich Ain't OneLast edited by littlebum2002; 2019-08-08 at 06:55 AM.
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2019-08-08, 07:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-08, 07:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
Xykon's already killed, and Redcloak did it as part of his lichification. Xykon, being undead, has been dead since the start of the comic, and so can't be killed.
Tongue-in-cheek,
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2019-08-08, 07:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
No one kills Xykon. He lives. [/peterfalk]
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2019-08-08, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2019-08-08, 04:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-08, 05:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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"As the dreadful Xykon cast his spell, success for Roy and the Order seemed hopeless.
When suddenly, the cartoonist suffered a fatal heart attack!"
No cartoonists were harmed in the making of this joke.Last edited by Squire Doodad; 2019-08-08 at 05:02 PM.
An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2019-08-08, 06:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-08, 07:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
Redcloak betrays Xykon, Xykon (or MitD) knocks him out. Roy comes in, gets taken out (paralyzed?). Rest of the party weakens Xykon, but fails to defeat him. Xykon gloats. Redcloak's dying breath is to bring Roy back to shape, who retakes his weapon, come back to Xykon, and kills him with a perfect mega green flaming eye critical move.
So kinda like the vampire fight, but RC is Durkon, and Roy is Belkar. :PAttention LotR fans
Spoiler: LotRThe scouring of the Shire never happened. That's right. After reading books I, II, and III, I stopped reading when the One Ring was thrown into Mount Doom. The story ends there. Nothing worthwhile happened afterwards. Middle-Earth was saved.
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2019-08-08, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2019-08-09, 12:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
I think it's been fairly well lampshaded that he'll lose to a wizard in a master class of preparation and out of the box thinking, so V I guess
"For you see, I theorize that the halfling does not possess a true sentient brain, like you or I, but rather a simple lump of nerve tissue that serves as a primitive "proto-brain" that can only process two emotional reactions to people: Hate or Lust."
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2019-08-09, 01:29 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-09, 05:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
Last edited by ti'esar; 2019-08-09 at 05:02 AM.
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2019-08-09, 09:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
It would only be funny if Roy didn't kill* Xykon, if only for Roy's dad to go, "NOOOO! Now I'll NEVER get out of limbo because of this blood oath!"
* - You know what I mean by "kill"."Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.
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2019-08-10, 10:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2019-08-10, 12:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Who Will Kill Xykon?
That's not how it's worded though. It specifically states that he will not rest until he or his heirs has exacted horrible vengeance on Xykon.
If some random stranger does, maybe he's trapped.Marut-2 Avatar by Serpentine
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2019-08-10, 04:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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