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    Ogre in the Playground
     
    RedKnightGirl

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    The tavern is your traditional tavern. Thier is a shadowy figure in the corner. A well supplied figure serving drinks and a high level barkeep rubbing a dirty cloth on a mug. A group of youths laughing in the corner on the 50th round. It seems they didn't read the sign that said. "I'm a high level fighter, I don't do tabs.
    It was a normal day, a posh man ran into bar screaming. "Help, we need PCs."

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    A young man bearing a Falchion across the back of his Studded Leather (and not much else, it seems) stands quickly up, strikes a heroic pose, his dark hair blowing in a stiff breeze brought on by the sudden opening of the tavern door. He shouts, in his manliest voice, "FEAR NOT! I, SIR FRANCIS, WILL HELP YOU!" WHAM! He inexplicably falls, hard, face-first onto the wooden floor. "Buh" he whispers feebly, the air knocked out of him.
    Last edited by UserClone; 2007-10-14 at 06:09 AM.

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    Railroading isn't saying "There is a wall there", Railroading is when you say "There is a wall everywhere BUT there"


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    "Sir, do you need help getting up." Asks the concerned man.

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    "Buh," replies Sir Francis, his voice muffled by the floor.
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    Railroading isn't saying "There is a wall there", Railroading is when you say "There is a wall everywhere BUT there"


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    Pixie in the Playground
     
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    "No! Don't ruin the shiny thing you fool!" A halfling came running in from the streets. He knelt down next to the fighter and began petting the flat of the blade. "It'll be alright, just hang in there, it's only a scratch," he whispered to the blade along the fighters back. Alton continued to pet the sword while muttering harsh things about stupid fighter always hurting the shinies of the world.
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    An islander glares at the cause of the commotion, rises, and quickly administers first aid.

    What in the name of the Crab was that for, you berk? Kalil asks.

    Turning to the man looking for Pc's he asks And what's your trouble? You look like you could use a few pints of Melf's Relaxing Roofies.

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    Troll in the Playground
     
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    "I can't shell-pit! This Medal has me berk-ing mad!" is the bizarre reply from the confused-, and dejected-, looking "Sir Francis," as he stands up, dusts himself off a bit, and gently pushes the silly halfling away from his prized blade, rolling his eyes all the while.

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    (())=OoC(( Anyone who is bad with keeping up appearances (or is just simply absent-minded), feel free to forget that Frank Finkle goes by Sir Francis the Bold in order to make himself seem more respectable, and instead just call him Frank. He'd hate that. Also, since we don't seem to have an OoC Thread, am I to assume we make OoC comments here? If so, I suggest we put them in double-parentheses for ease of reading. ))
    Last edited by UserClone; 2007-10-14 at 12:54 PM.

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    GnomeWizardGuy

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    "I just saw a halfling talking about shinies.
    Then another guys stood up feeling just..... fine...ies?"


    "No, that won't work," said a dissapointed half-orc sitting at a table sipping some water. He banged his head against the table, jarring his guitar and placing a shallow dent at the impact site. He quickly covers the dent with is guitar and begins to wistle.
    Last edited by Landy; 2007-10-14 at 03:49 PM.
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    Looks like someone failed his Craft: Poetry check.

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    Galan Thunderstone, Gnome Cleric of Heironeous

    "PCs you say?" The gnome leaps up, apparently ready (and eager) for any bashy action. "What do you need slain... um... in the name of the common good, of course... my dear man?"


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    Gnome cleric of Heironious? That's a rather odd race/class combination. Is there something I'm missing?

    Kalil pulls out his copy of the PHB and starts leafing though it.
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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
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    Geena stands up and brushes the red hair out of her eyes.

    "He just said he needed help not that we had to kill anything...right...we don't have to kill anything."

    She looks around.

    "All right where is my quarterstaff
    I see a blue smurf and I want him painted black

    Just when you thought it was safe to think, here comes mental piracy.

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    "I can't decide whether a Gnome Cleric of Heironeous is RAW-ful or RAW-some, but it's RAW!...I hate my life." WHAM! The fighter drops again. I really wish I hadn't made Charisma my dump-stat, or maybe I could've been competent at my (Perform: Pun) checks, he thinks to himself.

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    You're lucky I disapprove of inter party conflict, or else I would hurt you.

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    GnomeWizardGuy

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    "Teach me your lyrical ways Mr. Fighter Who Has Weak Legs!" Murphy yells, then sits back down, noticing people are watching.
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    "Why, my legs are as strong as an ox...ye moron!"

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    GnomeWizardGuy

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    "You do seem to fall a lot. Maybe you just have low Dexterity."
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    A kobold will run in, scream, quite down, and run over to kalil, & hands him his character sheet with the flaw 'impossible to understand speech' underlined.

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    Well, you can still write, can't you?

    Say,d oes Comprehend Languages work, or are you pulling a Hailey?

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    Pixie in the Playground
     
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    Alton glances at the fighter, "If you keep falling I'm gonna be forced to fail my roll and steal that thing from you!" He then looks at the other Pc's and the kobold. "Umm... wasn't there something we were supposed to be doing around here?"
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    Oh, right, the Plot Hook! Kalil smacks his forehead and turns to the man. What's wrong?
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    "Y'know Mr. Half-Orc, I'm sure I could teach you the pun-dementals," says "Sir Francis" with a facial expression that is half-horrific-agony, half-hope.

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    GnomeWizardGuy

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    "That's great! With your help, I'll write the greatest song ever! My name's Murphy Flatnote, Mr. Frank." Murphy looks around the tavern a few times. "Wasn't there some guy here asking for something? I got this gut feeling he needed something."
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    The kobold will scribble onto a paper-'I'm a PC, but don't make me do a cha check you smelly human or you might find you have no secrets left!' and hand it to the plot hook.

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    A young man stands up from the conner. "Oh god is this going to be my party, god dang it!!! You know I just wanted a Cleric, Rogue, Fighter and a Wizard. What do I get a Crazy Kobold, a guy speaking in puns, and a half orc bard. Just go to a bar they said, first group of PC that gets asked to do a random quest thats your team. Should have gone to the bar on the rich side of town."

    "It could be worse there could be some one playing Samurai Ninja Pirate"

    Out of charter Mike is in the blue and the champion is in yellow. Which ever one is mentally thinking it to the other one is in Italics.
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    Woah there! Who said we're going to be a party! I'm not read y for that kind of a commitment!

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    The kobold will attempt to scream-
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    "Everybody shut up, just because this flaw makes talking hard, doesn't mean I won't express my distaste in you inferiors, and express my hatered of your stupid, filthy, waste of space divinely flawed hides!"
    He will then mutter-"stupid low cha/wis combo-"

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    "I'm sorry to say that is just how it works, even if you ran screaming from this bar and ran to the next town some how you would end up with us, its not like I'm happy about it, its just how things work"
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    ... Did you just start talking in a different color?

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    Getting frustrated, Alton jumped on to the nearest table. Finally of equal hight to the humans he yells, "Alright does anyone know what the thing over there is saying," pausing for a moment he then add, "Or if he has any valuables?" He stops one last time and finally says, "One last thing... does anyone know what we are supposed to be doing?"
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