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    Troll in the Playground
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    Jul 2008

    Default Re: Funny Magical Items

    A specially-weighted sphere with a polished ceramic surface, created by one of the five legendary mages from the School of Brand Identity. Whenever the bowling ball collides with a surface, a special enchantment reflects the bowling ball's kinetic energy back into itself. The idea was to prevent it from damaging the physics laboratory and its equipment; no matter how fragile the obstacle, it will simply bounce off without dealing any damage. Unfortunately, the enchantment also makes it exceedingly difficult to halt the bowling ball's momentum, or indeed to properly bowl with it.

    Next! Flocking frock!
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Pixie in the Playground

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    Question Re: Funny Magical Items

    When worn, this garment gradually attracts all mundane birds in a one kilometer radius.

    Cheap Uggs (+1)

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    London, UK

    Default Re: Funny Magical Items

    Quote Originally Posted by BaconTomato View Post
    Cheap Uggs (+1)
    While wearing these, an illusory third foot wearing a Cheap Ugg appears alongside your other two, giving you +1 Cheap Ugg.

    What letter was I on, oh yes...

    Nasty Ninja Nunchucks

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    Ettin in the Playground
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    Default Re: Funny Magical Items

    Quote Originally Posted by paddyfool View Post
    Nasty Ninja Nunchucks
    These nunchucks are quite grody and slimy and inflict the effect of a contagion spell on a critical hit, but slip out of the user's hand on a natural 1. If the user is fighting alone the drawback does not apply.

    The Lance of Ito
    Omegaupdate Forum

    WoTC Forums Archive + Indexing Projext

    PostImage, a free and sensible alternative to Photobucket

    Temple+ Modding Project for Atari's Temple of Elemental Evil

    Morrus' RPG Forum (EN World v2)

    If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended. That you have but slumbered here, while these visions did appear, and this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream. -Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 5, Scene 1

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