Over on Twitter, Margaret Weis has posted the following:

I have a cooling machine that circulates cold water around my new bionic knee. This is great, but it has death-grip velcro that I have to wrestle in order to put it on. If there are no D&D stats for a Death-grip Velcro Monster, there should be!
So who is up for granting her wish and homebrewing a Death-Grip Velcro Monster?