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    Quote Originally Posted by Velaryon View Post
    I insert a bookmark.
    You get a postcard with the stereotypical view of a sunlit beach. It reads:
    Dear Elin,

    The children are having the time of their life. You were right, this holiday was exactly what I needed! Good luck talking to Eric.

    All my love,
    Meryam

    I insert a smiley face
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    You get a mask of a stylized crying face.

    I insert a vial of T-virus, a potential cure to T-virus, and a note requesting these be handled with care.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

    Quote Originally Posted by Man_Over_Game View Post
    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    You get a new Resident Evil game

    I insert a copy of the latest Ace Attorney game
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    It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwilightSandwic View Post
    I insert a copy of the latest Ace Attorney game
    You get a ladder. Or a stepladder, your choice.



    I insert a bar stool.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    You get lawyer poop.

    I insert a statuette of a squid.
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    You get a living version of the mermaid statue.

    I insert a rhinovirus and a 'dillovirus

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug_sniper View Post
    I insert a rhinovirus and a 'dillovirus
    You get a Tyrannovirus Pox.


    I insert a hot tea with a squirt of lemon and a spoon of honey.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffimai View Post
    I insert a hot tea with a squirt of lemon and a spoon of honey.
    You get some biscuits.

    I insert a bucket full of potatoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions


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    You receive a barrel of popato chisps.

    I insert a flux capacitor.
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    You get a TARDIS

    I insert an empty bottle of Coke.
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    It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwilightSandwic View Post
    I insert an empty bottle of Coke.
    You get a sugar cane. As in, a walking stick made out of sugar. Good luck!


    I insert The Big Book of Awful Puns.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffimai View Post
    I insert The Big Book of Awful Puns.
    One by one, gnomes leave the vending machine, stand in a queue and hit you. It's a punchline. A bad one...

    I insert legal papers stating the gnomes must keep their distance to Taffi.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions


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    You get gnomes in handcuffs.

    I insert one of the popato chisps that Rogan got.

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    aH! i so always anted a chisps.... but, i'm not alloud to buy just 1.!...
    ./.../...//.....
    ...will trade...,.... 1 gp!

    I insert a plushie spider.
    Last edited by Dr.Gunsforhands; 2022-01-26 at 06:42 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I insert a plushie spider.
    You get a pillow embroidered with the words "Some Doctor!"


    I insert a pig.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    You get a talking sheep that only speaks in German.


    I insert a tiny cow.
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    It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.

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    You get a shot-glass of milk.

    I insert whatever the next poster wants me to insert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bug_sniper View Post
    I insert whatever the next poster wants me to insert.
    Thanks, my last one just broke! You get a hug!


    I insert a floppy disk.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    You receive a flash cartridge with data formatted for processing by an 8-qubit quantum computer.

    I insert a package containing 20 chocolate cookies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I insert a package containing 20 chocolate cookies.
    You get a mug of hot tee.

    I insert a broken smartphone, some titanium and some transparent aluminum.
    Spoiler: I'm a seer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unavenger View Post
    All the discussion of how weird the half-hour start is seems weirdly prescient, in retrospect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rogan View Post
    Can I use my prediction of the half an hour being used to set up Factional chats as proof I am the Seer?
    Quote Originally Posted by rogue_alchemist View Post
    only IRL, not as in game proof, as we all know that recruitment threads don't count for making IG decisions


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    You get a fixed Nokia phone!

    I insert earphones.
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    It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.

    Avatar by smutmulch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TwilightSandwic View Post
    I insert earphones.
    You get serenaded by a tiny robot barbershop quartet.


    I insert a moonlit night.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    You get a translucent pink vial labeled, "werewolf serum, 1 dose."

    I insert a cup of tee
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    You get a golf ball in the face.

    I insert an Elixir of Sex-Shifting.
    LGBTitp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    I insert an Elixir of Sex-Shifting.
    You start getting so many orders you can't keep up with demand and become 2022's Time Person of the Year.


    I insert a bottle of fabulous pink hair dye.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    You receive a black-haired wig.

    I insert a dictionary.
    (Hey! Maybe check out my comic?)


    It's not my fault I was born straight into the future.

    Avatar by smutmulch!

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    You receive a thesaurus. It's quite good.

    I insert an engraved pocketknife.
    Avatar by the gracious and talented smutmulch!

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    You call that a knife. You get a machete.

    I insert an MP-5 submachine gun.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    Quote Originally Posted by farothel View Post
    I insert an MP-5 submachine gun.
    Knife, machete, gun? Where does that end? You get a madwoman called Meg with an explosive temper.


    I insert a bunch of flowers.
    78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffimai View Post
    Knife, machete, gun? Where does that end? You get a madwoman called Meg with an explosive temper.


    I insert a bunch of flowers.

    You get some tulip bulbs. Some can be very valuable.


    I insert an oak tree.

    (OOC: I've actually seen that gun when I studied in Ghent).
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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