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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    You get a pile of maps.

    I insert a franc, a pound, a euro, and a loonie.
    You get an electrum piece.

    I insert a regular vending machine.

    EDIT: We keep inserting vending machines don't we.
    Last edited by ziproot; 2021-04-06 at 08:43 AM.
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    You get a sheet of current exchange rates between said currencies.

    I insert a copy of Friday Night Funkin with the Vs. Whitty, Mid-Fight Masses, Hatsune Miku, Vs. Hex, Vs. Zardy, and X-Event mods installed.
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    You get a copy of Pong.

    I insert an origami handbook.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cicciograna View Post
    You get a copy of Pong.

    I insert an origami handbook.
    You get a sentient origami crane who nestles on your shoulder.

    I insert the fires from the deepest depths of heaven.

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    You get a .5-liter can of ambrosia.

    In insert some dry ice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    You get a .5-liter can of ambrosia.

    In insert some dry ice.
    You get a coal.

    I insert a mosquito.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peelee View Post
    Dictionary definitions never win debates, unless the topic up for debate is "what does the dictionary say about this"

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    You get a Watermelon wearing sunglasses.

    I insert a gallon tub of ice cream into the vending machine.
    This is a boring signature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I insert a gallon tub of ice cream into the vending machine.
    You get a pamphlet about the dangers of over-eating and a lack of exercise.

    I insert a pamphlet about rocket ships.

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    You get a soviet rocket ship from the 1960s. On closer inspection you encounter some confused cosmonauts.

    I insert a Russian:English phrasebook.

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    You get a hovercraft full of eels.

    I insert my computer.
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    You get a wash basin full of soapy water with your computer in it.

    I insert a Ship of Theseus that has been augmented into a self-replicating Banach-Tarski machine
    This is a boring signature.
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    You get an avocado. It's not ripe.

    I insert a bunch of garlic cloves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cicciograna View Post
    You get an avocado. It's not ripe.

    I insert a bunch of garlic cloves.
    You get a punch to the gut.

    I insert negative emotions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by totadileplayz View Post
    I insert negative emotions.
    You get a restraining order informing you that you cannot come within 50 feet of the vending machine.

    I insert a legal appeal to get the restraining order repealed.

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    You get your very own cell in the county prison.

    I insert a cake with a metal file baked into it.
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    You get broken teeth and a lot of pain.

    I insert a denture.

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    You get it back, cleaned and with fresh adhesive. I guess they thought you dropped it accidentally. How nice!

    I insert a marshmallow cookie.
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    You get a note written in Gnomish reading,”MOAR!”

    I insert one million gummy bears.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    You get a note written in Gnomish reading,”MOAR!”

    I insert one million gummy bears.
    You get one million rabid bears, and a piece of gum.

    I insert the last will of the 14th son of the 14th son

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    You get several boxes of condoms.

    I insert mildly optimistic cephalopod, bottle of bad whiskey, pencils and jar of mayonaise.
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    You get Spongebob.

    I insert a copy of the game RimWorld.
    get dunked on lol

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    You get a signed copy of the novel Ringworld.

    I insert a ring.

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    You get a field.

    I insert an algebra.

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    You get 2.

    I insert a dream diary.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy.
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    You get Sigmund Freud, who claims they’re all sexual metaphors.

    I insert the fossilized skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
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    You get a lump of radosaurus flesh.

    I insert a rock.

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    You get some paper.

    I insert scissors.

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    You get a "No running!" sign.

    I insert beheaded, crushed lizard that poisoned Spock.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

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    You get a sheet of paper.

    I insert a gallon of extra virgin olive oil.

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    You get a gallon of extra olive oil and a very naughty gnome.

    I insert an OBJECTION!
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