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    As you try to open the vending machine, it suddenly sucks you into it and lets out a really loud burp.

    I insert an undercover CIA agent to retrieve bug_sniper without being noticed.
    Last edited by Dire Moose; 2021-07-13 at 09:08 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dire Moose View Post
    I insert an undercover CIA agent to retrieve bug_sniper without being noticed.
    You get an annoyed Silver Dragon. Peelee

    I insert some white text
    Last edited by Rogan; 2021-07-13 at 11:22 AM.

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    You get a frustrated expletive, also in highlighted white text

    I insert a Homestuck reference.

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    You get a "back in my day, stuck home's you!" response from an elderly gentleman.

    I insert some deprived humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex-kat View Post
    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
    Quote Originally Posted by Murska View Post
    Summary:
    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    You get a one-way trip to a Siberian gulag for making fun of Soviet Russia one too many times.

    I insert a rhinoceros.
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    You get an unamused hippopotamus in unicorn onesie.

    I insert a bad duck joke. About a bad duck. Written on a the back of a bad duck.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    You get some grapes and lemonade.

    I insert a laughing dog.
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    You get a numerically controlled milling machine.

    I insert some very good soup.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

    Quote Originally Posted by Man_Over_Game View Post
    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laughing Dog View Post
    You get a numerically controlled milling machine.

    I insert some very good soup.
    You get a piece of kale. And a thank you note.

    I insert the sound of music.

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    You get arrested by the Gestapo.

    I insert a steam locomotive.
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    It condenses into a puddle in the coin return slot.

    I insert a kilogram of lemon grass.
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    You get a 2.205 pounds of lime grass, which you're pretty sure isn't a thing, and a recipe for "Pixie" which says it tastes just like the brand name drinks.

    I insert a blobfish.

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    You get the biography of Jimmy Durante.

    I insert a remote control.
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    You get offshore tech support.

    I insert a keyboard with all of the letter labels mixed around.
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    Pbc ath s dtlh-isxktk ebczt sxk s nbvk-zsdsk.

    I insert a not too clean Hungarian phrasebook.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    You get a hovercraft full of eels.

    I insert a battleship.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You get an exploding sea mine.

    I insert a submarine.
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    You get a sandwich.

    I insert a left-handed mouse and a word-salad.
    A fundamental truth about existence: All is to be laughed at.

    Lawful Evil with Chaotic Good tendencies. Have fun figuring that out.

    How to deal with Slowbro in Gen 1:
    1. Mewtwo
    2. there is no #2.

    Quote Originally Posted by Man_Over_Game View Post
    Well, that makes you Dr. Robotnik. So...yeah?

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    You get a tiny dictionary.

    I insert a broken USB cable.
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    You get a cup of coffee, a 7% charged phone, no files, and no rdb.

    I insert a broken pair of headphones.

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    You get back static.

    I insert the static of the void.

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    You get struck by lightning on a sunny day.

    I insert the teleporter I used to get out of the vending machine.

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    You get beamed aboard the USS Enterprise, but you’re limbs aren’t all attached correctly, your head is where your butt would be, and you’re inside out. The last thing you hear before dying in a horrible gory mess is, “I jus’ fixed tha’ bloody thing!”

    I insert a Bat’leth.
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    You get an enraged Klingon, wondering where her Bat'leth has gone, but also going threw the throws of Pon Farr.

    I insert the remains of the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex-kat View Post
    It wasn't that easy. Supagoof's just that good.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow View Post
    This is LLD, which, I shouldn't have to tell you, will not bow to your math because it was DESIGNED to ruin it!
    Quote Originally Posted by Murska View Post
    Summary:
    Supagoof has won the game and withdrawn. He was Epic

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    You get the rest of the night.

    I insert two kids, a bag of crumbs and some brownies.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    You get a witch’s brew.

    I insert a machine gun.
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    You get a machinebow and an automatic quiver that it loads from.

    I insert horseradish.

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    You get a radical horse dish.

    I insert a cucumblargh.
    Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
    Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune

    Quote Originally Posted by Kol Korran View Post
    Instead of having an adventure, from which a cool unexpected story may rise, you had a story, with an adventure built and designed to enable the story, but also ensure (or close to ensure) it happens.

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    You receive a cu-***BRAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

    I insert a CD labeled 'Classic Memes' that includes the above mentioned meme, the Dragostea din Tei video, the Star Wars Kid, every prequel meme ever and this.

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    You get tossed into the volcano by the anti-meme mob.

    I insert a portable hole.

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