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    You get beer cheese sauce without any container to hold it in.

    I insert soft pretzels.

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    Last edited by Odentin; 2020-09-25 at 08:56 AM.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a frozen cola.

    I insert a gallon of olive oil.
    Nexusites, Dorothy.
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    Ogre in the Playground
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    You get a statue of Athena.

    I insert a bottle of retsina

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    You get a miniature replica of the Parthenon.

    I insert an unlucky broken mirror.

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    You receive a high velocity horseshoe wrapped in four leaf clover and tied to a rabbit's foot. So high velocity, in fact, that you break a leg.

    I insert a crutch.

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    You receive a small, gnome-sized cast with a bunch of signatures on it.

    I insert a duffel bag full of cocaine.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    The vending machine spends the next 13 minutes churning out red DANGER tape. It then belches out a huge gout of black smoke. A small note floats into your hand:
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    Please don't insert that stuff again. It's bad for morale.


    I insert a painting of a pink-tinted lotus.
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    You get a ticket to the opening nocturn of an art gallery for that artist.

    I insert a full set of scuba equipment.
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    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You get a speargun and a shark's head trophy.

    I insert a hunting rifle.

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    You get a plastic cork with a string attached.

    I insert the Encyclopedia Britannica.
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    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    You get an Aardvark.

    I insert a Seaking helicopter.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You get a fish-type pokemon flying through the air with propeller fins.

    I insert a housefly.

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    Out plops a pebble-sized house with small mechanical wings that allow it to hover.

    I insert the crossword from a newspaper.
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    You get the answer key to a completely different crossword puzzle.

    I insert a key for a warded lock that I do not own.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get a completely different warded lock without a key.

    I insert a set of lockpicks

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    You receive a set of opened locks, covered in tool markings.

    I insert a miniature giant space hamster.
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    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    You receive a hollow tree stump.

    I insert the drawing of a Chuul.
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    You get a copy of its latest album, “Chuul Kidz on da Block.”

    I insert a Deck of Many Things.
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    Genderfluid AMAB, hence the gender symbol. I switch as it suits me.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    You receive an "Idiot" card and lose 1d4+1 Int. It reads "Idiot! This deck is a death trap."

    I insert a ballot box

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    You get a series of forms documenting that the vending machine is now an official polling place.

    I insert a horned helmet!
    Nexusites, Dorothy.
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    Barbarian in the Playground
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gunsforhands View Post
    I insert a horned helmet!
    You get a hornet from Hell name Mitt.

    I insert a vending machine into the vending machine.

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    Flumph

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    You receive a vending machine from the vending machine, which is in turn stocked with nothing but vending machines.

    I insert a bucket of steam.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    You get a bucket of ice

    I insert a bucket of dry ice

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    You receive a fog machine.

    i insert a case of Monster Energy Drink.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    You get the Kool-Aid Man busting through the wall.

    I insert a narwhal
    Quote Originally Posted by OgresAreCute View Post
    "Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, where the DCs are made up and the rules don't matter."

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Flumph

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    You receive a rhinoceros in a swimming pool.

    I insert a pound of bricks.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Ogre in the Playground
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    You get 4 brick walls. (Good luck getting out).

    I insert a doorknob.

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    The vending machine opens, letting us walk in.

    I walk in and insert myself.

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    You are charged with inappropriate insertion and receive a subpoena.

    I insert my 2020 US Election ballot.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    You get a small, life-like doll of your candidate of choice. Strangely, it has thirteen pins sticking into it.

    I insert a dried fish.

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