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Thread: Vending Machine

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    Flumph

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    Default Re: Vending Machine

    You receive a plate of dehydrated sashimi.

    I insert a large chunk of Fool's Gold.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Halfling in the Playground
     
    Beholder

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    Default Re: Vending Machine

    You get an equal amount of Gold-170.

    I insert a phone book.

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    You receive a palm pilot. The memory is filled with contacts that you suspect may be fae in origin.

    I insert a water cooler filled with vodka.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    You get a giant vodka bottle filled with water.

    I insert a garden gnomes catalogue...

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    You get an army of garden gnomes with machine guns. You end up resembling a very bloody piece of Swiss cheese.

    I insert a copy of the original Donkey Kong arcade game.
    LGBTitp

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    Halfling in the Playground
     
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    You get a hammer, equal in size to the Donkey Kong hammer on an arcade screen.

    I insert a 5-volt lithium-ion battery

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    You get a prototype lithium-prion battery. It's very efficient and packs a punch but also gives you mad cow disease.

    I insert a plush giraffe!
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy, Lucca.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    You receive a live giraffe with IMMACULATELY soft fur.

    I insert a tape measure.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    You get yanked back by a lasso of tape, and get taped to the vending machine.

    I insert the vending machine, with Odentin attached, into another vending machine.

  10. - Top - End - #310
    Ogre in the Playground
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    You get two Odentin's back, each claiming the other is a gnome-manufactured clone.

    I insert a copy of Terry pratchett's bromeliad trilogy.

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    YOU GET DEATH, WHO HAS COME FOR YOUR SOUL. AND COOKIES; HE HASNíT HAD THOSE IN FOREVER.

    I insert my cat.
    Last edited by Dire Moose; 2020-11-06 at 10:18 PM.
    LGBTitp

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    You get a link to a Youtube video with your cat doing all kinds of weird stuff.

    I insert a thanksgiving turkey with all the bells and whistles.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You get three footballs, a gong and a bicycle horn.

    I insert a box of choco-bees.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy, Lucca.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Flumph

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    You receive a nest of Giant Vanilla Hornets.

    I insert a Guy Fawkes mask.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    You receive a barrel of homemade black powder fitted with a fuse, and a single match.

    I climb into the vending machine, dragging my gnome-manufactured clone with me.
    Last edited by Odentin; 2020-11-08 at 12:19 AM.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    Four Odentins emerge. One is a cyborg, one is younger than he should be, one is a robot, and one is of a different skin colour to the original.

    I insert a superman comic.

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    Out plops a nugget of Kryptonite.

    I insert a book of Dianetics.
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    You get a DVD full of musicals where the song and dance numbers are all explained in-story. Did they misread the book cover...?

    I insert a sweat-drenched hoodie.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy, Lucca.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    You get a pair of freshly-cleaned sweatpants and a dry cleaning bill for $10.

    I insert an Android tablet with a cracked screen.
    Last edited by Velaryon; 2020-11-10 at 11:23 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    Flumph

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    You receive a small figurine of Lt Cdr Data with its arm broken off.

    I insert the entirety of my life's savings.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    Ogre in the Playground
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    You get the original Odentin back with a receipt for his ransom. He proceeds to get into a fight with his cyborg doppelganger.

    I insert a lawnmower.

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    You get an extremely deadly ceiling fan.

    I insert a pigeon stomach.
    Nexusites, Angred, Dorothy, Lucca.
    Avatar by the Ninja Chocobo.

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    ElfRangerGuy

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    You get a small metal tube with inside a note that reads: attack tomorrow at dawn, Napoleon.

    I insert my old TV set.
    Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

    "Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
    "I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."

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    You receive a vintage gaming console.

    I insert a lottery ticket for a past drawing. It didn't have the winning numbers.
    -Odentin

    Quote Originally Posted by Skype
    Odentin: Wait. Weren't we going to stop off in the capital and murder the emperor?
    Bladecutter: We might as well, it's on the way.
    GM: "We might was well" has never been used in that way!
    Bladecutter: Well, we really don't like him...

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    Flumph

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    Default Re: Vending Machine

    You receive a scratch-off ticket that almost has the winning numbers, but not quite.

    I insert a dating sim.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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    You get set up on a date with my spoiled controlling drama queen of an ex-girlfriend.

    I insert a lawnmower.
    LGBTitp

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    You get paddyfool's lawnmower.

    I insert a pair of pruning shears.
    Quote Originally Posted by 2D8HP View Post
    Work is the scourge of the gaming classes!

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    Pixie in the Playground
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    You get a rake that you can gather your clippings with.

    I insert a pickaxe.

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    Ogre in the Playground
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    You get a throwing axe

    I insert some dynamite.

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    Dwarf in the Playground
     
    Flumph

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    Default Re: Vending Machine

    You receive an equal measure of C4.

    I insert a blasting cap and plunger.
    I can see it from the outside.
    And I know you're on the inside... lookin' out.


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