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    You get nine creepy cloaked figures demanding to know where you got them.

    I insert the vending machine into itself.
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    ERROR: stack overflow in Reality.objects[Vending Machine]
    Aborting Process 0001: Material Plane, universe ran out of memory
    No universes currently running. Deploying emergency maintenance measures.
    Scanning logs for source of error... SUCCESS
    Rewinding simulation to pre-failure state
    Moving Actor #64697265206d6f6f7365: "Dire Moose" to quarantine zone UM3-55-3D-UP
    Resuming Process 0001: Material Plane
    ERROR: Incomplete transaction between Actor #64697265206d6f6f7365: "Dire Moose" and Vending machine unit. Must provide Actor #64697265206d6f6f7365: "Dire Moose" with arbitrary Concept or Commodity before moving on.
    Scanning Actor #64697265206d6f6f7365: "Dire Moose"... detected Negative Emotional Spike
    Deploying Saccharine Conciliatory Unit to quarantine zone UM3-55-3D-UP
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    Resuming Process 0001: Material Plane
    Process resumed successfully!



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    You get a ball of multicolored twine which quickly knits itself into a random garment when you speak the command word "Resserd" and returns itself to a ball when you say "Dniwnu"

    I insert SCP-914 into the vending machine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    I insert SCP-914 into the vending machine.
    You get the Amityville Toaster

    I insert a giant plastic novelty coin
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    You get a giant plastic novelty candy bar.

    I insert my grandmother.
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    You get yourself.

    I insert a piece of pink construction paper.
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    You get a very pretty, albeit green, construction paper snowflake.

    I insert Make Believe Heroes: an actual play, family friendly, 5th edition D&D podcast.


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    You get a Star Trek style replicator that can only replicate D&D minis. Also they disintegrate after 20 minutes.

    I insert a bowtie and a fez.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Korith View Post
    You get a Star Trek style replicator that can only replicate D&D minis. Also they disintegrate after 20 minutes.

    I insert a bowtie and a fez.
    You get a very large scarf

    I insert a sack of potatos
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    If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended. That you have but slumbered here, while these visions did appear, and this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream. -Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 5, Scene 1

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    You get a small portion of fries.

    I insert a snowball and a staff of power.

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    You get Frozen III: Olaf's Revenge

    I insert a nickel for every time someone invented a sequel title that never gets made.
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    You get approximately 10,000 dollars in pennies.
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    Reinserting the pennies, you get a copper statue of Abraham Lincoln

    I insert some empty bottles and cans
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    You get a $30 fine for deposit fraud.

    I insert a distressingly long phone bill.
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    You get a distressingly long dial tone.

    I insert a vial of toner.
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    You receive one (1) empty human skin. Upon closer examination it is very soft, well-maintained and moisturised.

    I insert a baby beholder.
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    You get several medical bills written in Gnomish.

    I insert Canada.
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    You get 50% of Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, and Archie Mountbatten-Windsor respectively.

    I insert SCP-1981.
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    You get a new videotape that just kills you. No ghosts, no jump scares, no one-week waiting period, just instant death for all viewers.

    I insert a carton of cigarettes.
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    You get somebody's lung cancer.

    I insert Dr.Gunsforhands' spare lungs.What do you mean he doesn't have spare lungs?
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    You get 15,000 dry frozen sea cucumbers in a giant bucket.

    I insert 1 pound of genuine saffron.
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    You get a hyperallergenic Pomeranian.

    I insert migraine medication.
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    You get a strip of birth control pills.

    I insert mickey mouse.
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    You get a pair of annoyingly-familiar lawyers slapping you with a lawsuit from Disney.

    I insert an equally-familiar pair of Flumphs.
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    You get an antique balance scale holding two weights, each precisely pi grams in mass.

    I insert two tickets to that thing you wanted to go to.
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    You get two gnome-sized t shirts with Lucky Chops logos.

    I insert I sheet of white, unlined paper, a bottle of black ink, and a calligraphy pen.


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    You get back the paper, with a design of your mother in a compromising position drawn with the very ink and quill you put in.

    I insert a gold piece broken in half.
    See that cool Teifling? Thanks, potatopeelerkin! If you want something like it, they have more avatars up for adoption in the thread with the same name...

    Hey, I have an extended signature now!

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    You get a few grams of gold dust.

    I insert a 400-pound pumpkin.
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    You get a 400 pound Watermelon.

    I insert a briefcase filled with super spy gear, including:
    • Exploding cufflinks
    • A grappling hook tie
    • A camera tie lapel
    • Rocket shoes
    • Anti-hypnosis sun glasses
    • A robot snake belt
    • A keychain with a death ray
    This is a boring signature.
    EXPLOSIVE RUNES
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    PICTURE OF A CAT
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    You get a bond. It doesn't specify what kind.

    I insert a cooked frozen pizza.
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